Project X

[XiaoYaoZi]

Have you ever wondered if there is something wrong with yourself? Why are you single when your profile seems...promising?

Here's mine. 27, local chinese, 172ish. Athletic-fit. A working professional in the banking industry. Doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, no tattoos. Told to be humorous.

So here's the deal. Let's date. You will be my girlfriend, and I will be your boyfriend. We will set a expiry date. Till then, we will date. At the end of each date, you will tell me what you liked about what I did, and what you did not. I will supply you the same. Or maybe we will do it at the end of the week. At the end of the month. On the expiry date. It is a working idea.

You can be in university. You can be working too. I don't really mind. We can go singing. Cafe-hopping. Pokemon-hunting. Workout in a gym. Movies. Depends on how it goes, we can hug, we can kiss, we can cuddle. You tell me your grievances at work/school, and I am there to listen. When I get bogged by work, you comfort me and tell me everything is gonna work out fine. My good night sleep tight message will be the last you see every night and I will wake up to your good morning text every morning.

There is only one rule: we must not fall in love.

Think you can do that?

[michelle535]

X _Any pics?_

[Breadbox]

TS you left out the most important part - no sex involved?

[XiaoYaoZi]

Originally Posted by Breadbox

TS you left out the most important part - no sex involved?

See chemistry lor. If got, then can proceed to physics and biology.

[Reined]

Originally Posted by Breadbox

TS you left out the most important part - no sex involved?

Very true bro

[yying]

Your post reminds me of Pokémon Go!
Been a while since I open the app, I'm still stuck at level 27! No longer craze about it & no urge to continue

Enjoy your project X !

[800SE]

Wat if the girl is not chio? Expiry date the next day?

[RojanaMamba]

Originally Posted by XiaoYaoZi

See chemistry lor. If got, then can proceed to physics and biology.

I thought is cockalogy and pussylogy

[conquer]

Originally Posted by XiaoYaoZi

Have you ever wondered if there is something wrong with yourself? Why are you single when your profile seems...promising?

Here's mine. 27, local chinese, 172ish. Athletic-fit. A working professional in the banking industry. Doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, no tattoos. Told to be humorous.

So here's the deal. Let's date. You will be my girlfriend, and I will be your boyfriend. We will set a expiry date. Till then, we will date. At the end of each date, you will tell me what you liked about what I did, and what you did not. I will supply you the same. Or maybe we will do it at the end of the week. At the end of the month. On the expiry date. It is a working idea.

You can be in university. You can be working too. I don't really mind. We can go singing. Cafe-hopping. Pokemon-hunting. Workout in a gym. Movies. Depends on how it goes, we can hug, we can kiss, we can cuddle. You tell me your grievances at work/school, and I am there to listen. When I get bogged by work, you comfort me and tell me everything is gonna work out fine. My good night sleep tight message will be the last you see every night and I will wake up to your good morning text every morning.

There is only one rule: we must not fall in love.

Think you can do that?

Hmm... bad marketing strategy.

First of all, you look like you are sibeh desperate... like haven't got laid for like centuries. This scares all the ladies away. Another thing is if you want to market yourself, you should create and satisfy need, not just bragging how good you are.

I'm sorry to say this, I don't think you would get laid for this round. Cheers.

[XiaoYaoZi]

Originally Posted by conquer

Hmm... bad marketing strategy.

First of all, you look like you are sibeh desperate... like haven't got laid for like centuries. This scares all the ladies away. Another thing is if you want to market yourself, you should create and satisfy need, not just bragging how good you are.

I'm sorry to say this, I don't think you would get laid for this round. Cheers.

Hmmm. Thank you, but no, the last time I got laid was pretty recent.

[NudeMan]

Originally Posted by Reined

Very true bro

Very true indeed

[AtomicBlonde]

Project Y can or not ha?

[conquer]

Originally Posted by XiaoYaoZi

Hmmm. Thank you, but no, the last time I got laid was pretty recent.

OK... my bad. So how is your hunting so far? Got any luck?

[BogeySander]

@TS, you can get a dumb blonde easily, sex included

[Hornyong]

Originally Posted by AtomicBlonde

Project Y can or not ha?

Project seX.