How to tell if a woman is up for a one-night stand???

lls8 · #1 13-04-2008, 06:15 AM

How to tell if a woman is up for a one-night stand??

Everything we do boil down to sex.

Women wear make-up because they want to look sexually attractive, men buy Ferraris because they want to present an image of virility and/or compensate for having a very small penis.

It’s certainly no coincidence that steam engines and car pistons mimic the act of copulation, pumping in and out of those hollowed tubes to give the machine the energy it needs to get through the day.

Smokers have a nipple or a penis fixation, or penis-and-nipple fixation, perhaps even a penis-nipple-toe-finger fixation. Surfers wear leg-ropes because they like a bit of bondage and after entering the orifice of a Pipeline tube and emerging out into the light of day once more they throw their hands up in the air in orgasmic elation a-la Mark Occhilupo circa 1983, footballers spend a couple of hours every weekend trying to direct their seed-like balls right between the posts and even Magnum ice-creams suggest size really does matter.

These day’s most (though not all) men go through a stage of single-life styling which involves going to the pub every Friday night with a group of mates, getting completely drunk and trying to locate an attractive women who will do the sexual equivalent of an impulse buy at the supermarket counter and go home to have sex within several hours of superfluous conversation, in which the men try to dissemble the fact that they are creating random and explicit sexual narratives between their ears the whole time they are talking about the joys of Koh Samui or Bali in July.

But how can a man walk into a pub or a nightclub and know instantly which women offer him a good chance of shooting the yogurt gun that night? There are a myriad of urban myths relating to this sort of thing:

1. she starts playing with her hair while you’re talking to her

2. she smiles at you from across the room

3. she laughs really, really loudly at your jokes

4. (a) she takes hold of your forearm as if to steady herself (while laughing)
4. (b) she doesn’t let go of your forearm for several second, but lingers there and applies a subtle pressure

5. she comes up to you and initiates a conversation

6. she follows you into the male toilets

7. (a) she tells you the last time she had sex
7. (b) it was more than six months ago.

Are there any other signals that I’ve forgotten? ...........................

lee_li · #2 13-04-2008, 09:55 AM

I think it hard to look for tell-tail signs, personally i think gut is the most essential,let said u not afraid of rejection,u can approach every girl in the club.Eventually u will get ur catch.

XiaoChang · #3 14-04-2008, 09:35 AM

Once you experienced enough - gut feel

ChaYen · #4 14-04-2008, 10:43 AM

She goes back to your place.

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Basically, once she hesitates to go home. Like asking or agreeing to go for drinks/food after the place has closed, etc.

Pro tip: Don't forget what you're there to do and club until 6am. (Did that before

) When you feel the time is right maybe kay siao you're drunk or what, see if she can accompany you, drive you home, etc. (Also don't really be drunk.)

lls8 · #5 14-04-2008, 04:11 PM

Are there any other signals that I’ve forgotten?

What about guys?

How can a woman tell if a "guy" is up for a one night stand with her?

It is probably easier to tell which blokes are not up for one nights stands but even the most obvious signs in that regard, like, he’s already snogging a woman, or a man, or wearing a wedding ring, might not necessarily preclude you from taking him home for the night.

Or how will the gals identify or spot the tell-tale sign then?

XiaoChang · #6 14-04-2008, 04:16 PM

I think for a ger, it is obvious when she tell her friends who were with her to go first, she wanna stay longer with you chit chat ....

For guy .... once they talk to the ger, means that one can as long as ger willing

LilyLim68 · #7 14-04-2008, 04:53 PM

For guy .... once they talk to the ger, means that one can as long as ger willing

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Are you sure? Guys are all available, huh?

sulk · #8 14-04-2008, 05:20 PM

Good chance huy is available, else he wont pickup the ger liao

augustablue · #9 15-04-2008, 12:45 AM

Bros,

My experiences on ONS .... it all depends on the occasions and gals.
One of my most interesting one was during an exhibition opening night at HongKong about 2 years ago. During the cocktail session .... at the bar, I was crashing drinks with some peers from the industries. One lovely lady caught my eyes, she was from the spore delegate too. Cut the story short ... we kept taking glances at each other ..... here I am in my forties and she was in the twenties (which I came to know later). Believed it ... she was flirting with her glances and movement (the way she sipped, moved her long hairs,) ... I was a suckle for long hair gal.

Summoned up whatever boldness I still process, asked her out for a drink ....

...... she accepted ...

During the session at the bar ... it was just plain flirting ... touching my arms when we joked .... occasionally brushing her arms against by body ... I certainly responded .... and that led into more drinks and more flirting ....

In the end she follows me back to my room .... no words of "Can I have sex with you or what so ever" It was just pure flirting and touchs .....

What can I said ... this old forties something still processes some ummph ....

lls8 · #10 15-04-2008, 05:18 AM

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Originally Posted by augustablue

Bros,

My experiences on ONS .... it all depends on the occasions and gals.
One of my most interesting one was during an exhibition opening night at HongKong about 2 years ago. During the cocktail session .... at the bar, I was crashing drinks with some peers from the industries. One lovely lady caught my eyes, she was from the spore delegate too. Cut the story short ... we kept taking glances at each other ..... here I am in my forties and she was in the twenties (which I came to know later). Believed it ... she was flirting with her glances and movement (the way she sipped, moved her long hairs,) ... I was a suckle for long hair gal.

Summoned up whatever boldness I still process, asked her out for a drink ....

...... she accepted ...

During the session at the bar ... it was just plain flirting ... touching my arms when we joked .... occasionally brushing her arms against by body ... I certainly responded .... and that led into more drinks and more flirting ....

In the end she follows me back to my room .... no words of "Can I have sex with you or what so ever" It was just pure flirting and touchs .....

What can I said ... this old forties something still processes some ummph ....

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augustablue, I must admire you at your age to be able to hump that twenties... you must be having some special attraction for her to pick you out from the crowd. even many the young guys still having difficulties attracting gers their age. I salute you man...