How many shot are there in one life time??

[gtheam]

When I was much much younger my classmate whose father was a doctor, told the class that we have 5000 shots in our life time so use it wisely. It is true?

Advise : Dont waste you bullet use wisely and dont misfired.

[no_faith]

[block11]

any doctors or medical students around?

[Seether]

you sure he didn't get confused with the number of ovums/eggs a female has?

because if it's 5000, you should be running dry when you're a sexually healthy 80 year old.

but that isn't the case because the manufacturing of semen is a lifelong process. till the day YOU DIE, in fact. unless, God forbid, something happens to you that causes it to be otherwise.

[[S]otong]

lol.. i tot sch holidays already over???

[Clit_LickeR]

Originally Posted by gtheam

When I was much much younger my classmate whose father was a doctor, told the class that we have 5000 shots in our life time so use it wisely.

Then i must be 'ON CREDIT'......
No wonder... at times dun want it to shoot in my GF mouth (cos she dun like it) it refused to follow my order... it just... CIM..!

Originally Posted by Seether

the manufacturing of semen is a lifelong process. till the day YOU DIE, in fact. unless, God forbid, something happens to you that causes it to be otherwise.

Yes, you are rite bro. i got a friend living with ONE ball...! till now he still can shoot leh... lol

Originally Posted by [S]otong

lol.. i tot sch holidays already over???

Aiya.... he pontang or school drop-out lah...

[The Great Him]

Holy crap! That means I am impotent already! Wait does self service handjobs count? If not I am still safe.

[Seether]

yes. ejaculation via masturbation is the same as ejaculation via intercourse. so yes, it would count.

[Condom Man]

Never heard about this before but presuming one's active sex life is from 15-yr-old to 65-yr-old = 50 years.

Mathematic calculation :

5000 times / 50 years = 100 per year

365 days / 100 times = 3.65 days.

On average of 1 shot per every 3 - 4 days. Still more than what I am having now.

Bro, a simple mathematics can tell whether it is true..

If one day one round = 365 shot per year, you can only last 13.7 years.

or last frequent bonking of 2 day 1 round you will run dry after 28years of bonking.

In general I believe most bro would start HJ as early as 15 yo. In that case by the age of 43 you would shoot blank or cannot shoot? sound not so right

Is it logical? Any medical personal want to verfiy the statement?

[The Great Him]

Originally Posted by Seether

yes. ejaculation via masturbation is the same as ejaculation via intercourse. so yes, it would count.

NoooooooOOOoooooo!!!!!!!!! That means I am now imponent! No shots left! Help! Help! Not having a really nice day now! Wait! I want a second opinion!

[yinyang]

Originally Posted by Clit_LickeR

...Then i must be 'ON CREDIT'......

Originally Posted by The Great Him

...Holy crap! That means I am impotent already!

Err, never counted (or saved).. but think I'm on serious deficit here. Can extend life saving credit line bo? Pay good interest

[Seether]

Originally Posted by The Great Him

NoooooooOOOoooooo!!!!!!!!! That means I am now imponent! No shots left! Help! Help! Not having a really nice day now! Wait! I want a second opinion!

impotent = inability to get and/or maintain an erection. nothing to do with how many times one can ejaculate. no correlation between inability to ejaculate and impotency either. heh.

[The Great Him]

Actually 5000 shots divided by 365 days means can fuck or self service hand job once a day for 13-14 years.

So not really that bad unless you are like me self service very often during the teenage years! I am soooo fucked! Looks like its shooting blanks from here on.

[The Great Him]

Originally Posted by Seether

impotent = inability to get and/or maintain an erection. nothing to do with how many times one can ejaculate. no correlation between inability to ejaculate and impotency either. heh.

Yiiiipppeeeee! Thank you Dr Seether for the second opinion! Now I am having a really nice day again!