Gentlemen, rate yourselves: cucumber or banana?

[spidey69]

Hi bros,

Saw this on yahoo website yester.. Let the ratings begin :


SINGAPORE, April 24 (Reuters) - Gentlemen please, rate yourselves: are you a cucumber or a banana in bed?

Singapore's Society for Men's Health and a pharmaceutical firm are proposing a four-point scale for erectile dysfunction, allowing men to rate their own hardness with four categories:

1) cucumber
2) unpeeled banana
3) peeled banana and
4) tofu (bean curd)


Allow me to start 1st, I am in between 1) and 2) when having sex.. after sex straight away become tofu..

[JWNY]

Hmm...i'm probably in between 2 to 3, but more inclined towards 2 (must ask wifey - but i think i get harder if it's NOT wifey!!)

JWNY

[BigDon]

I'm more in the Cat 1. Actually it does hurts alittle in some positions...

[diver69er]

Before and during........CUCUMBER........jus after.....SEA CUCUMBER......

[spidey69]

Originally Posted by BigDon

I'm more in the Cat 1. Actually it does hurts alittle in some positions...

Bro BigDon,

This is a good problem to have.. I supposed you r in your early 20s.. Last time i also have this 'problem'.. Sigh..

[BigDon]

Originally Posted by spidey69

Bro BigDon,

This is a good problem to have.. I supposed you r in your early 20s.. Last time i also have this 'problem'.. Sigh..

Bro Spidey69,

Didnt know this is a good problem

Anyway, still in my mid twenties. It goes soft over the years?

[doremond]

hi guys,

Actually must see with WHO? With FL or FB def Cat1. sadly with OC, Sometimes to sustain Cat 2 olso problem.

[High till Dry]

Puberty to late 20s: Cucumber.
Now early 30s: Unpeeled to peeled banana...

cucumber, but once after cum tofu, n it remains tofu for quite sometime. recovery rate is extremely poor.

[Pink Floyd]

In my early forties.


Bedtime when wife is in the mood - Peeled banana.
First thing in the morning but wife is not in the mood - Cucumber.

[HushPuppy]

option 1 & 2 is at younger age. As time goes by become 4 liao.

i m cucumber when wan to have sex. peeled banana when having sex. toufu after sex

[angrybigpenis]

My gf likes to take my toufu in the morning and bury it in her honey pot. And when I wake up, I'd make it grow into a unpeeled banana. The feeling is great.

For the back entry, she will only allow me to be as hard as peeled banana.

[ANDYSIAO14]

Originally Posted by angrybigpenis

My gf likes to take my toufu in the morning and bury it in her honey pot. And when I wake up, I'd make it grow into a unpeeled banana. The feeling is great.

For the back entry, she will only allow me to be as hard as peeled banana.

ur avatar/nick speaks for itself...cheers