Inside the Hell Club, Pattaya

I was in Pattaya in January and spent five straight nights in the company of one or more the angels of Hell. It was exactly the same high quality service as the Eden Club in Bangkok. That's not surprising, since most of the ladies at Hell are on loan from Eden BKK. Last I heard, there are now a total of 14 ladies.

Exterior, Hell Club

Physically, the Hell Club is almost a copy of Eden, down to the wallpaper and pictures on the walls. I've included some photos I took during my visit. The famous "yellow line" that demarcates the anal and non-anal teams is black and yellow striped in the Hell Club. The bar stools are covered in bright red leather and are more comfortable than in BKK.

The upstairs' session rooms - 12 in all - come in three sizes and are equipped with 29" TVs and DVD players. There mirrors on the walls and ceilings so you never lose sight of the action. The second and third floors of the adjacent hotel each have six session rooms, with identical layouts. On each floor, there are two normal-sized rooms that comfortably accommodate two ladies and one guy, two larger rooms for multiple ladies with one guy and two party rooms for bigger groups. So far, the record has been eight ladies with six guys, according to Marc (edenpapa).

Just some background. The Hell Club was originally opened in late December 2006 as Eden Club Pattaya. Marc, the founder, former manager and minority owner of the Bangkok Eden Club, had entered into a partnership with a close friend to start up the Pattaya Eden Club. Unfortunately, his business partner passed away suddenly only a few days after the new club opened and Marc, faced with health problems of his own, sold the Pattaya Eden Club to Cerberus, a veteran of the Pattaya adult entertainment scene, who renamed it the Hell Club.

Basically, the cost is the same as in Bangkok Eden. A 90-minute in-house session with two ladies costs 3,600 baht. That's an all-in price, you aren't required to buy drinks, pay for the room, or anything else extra. The 3,600 baht covers it all. Just like in Bangkok, the ladies are also available for overnight take-away. The cost is 3,000 baht per lady (one lady is fine overnight) between 10 p.m. and 6.00 a.m.

If you're not satisfied with the service, you don't pay. You can read more about the Hell Club, see a map of its location and read more about its services and prices[URL=http://www.thehellclub.com/index.html] HERE.


Party Room

For the sake of guys who've never visited Hell/Eden, here's a rundown of what to expect. When you walk into the club, you'll be asked by one of the management staff if you've ever before been in the Hell Club or Eden Club. If you answer "no," you'll be shown a printed copy of the Eden menu. You also have the opportunity at that point to order a drink if you wish, but it isn't mandatory. After you've perused the menu a few minutes, the manager will ask you if you have any questions. Should you have questions at that or any other point, don't hesitate to ask them. The more you know, the easier it will be for you to make informed choices.

After the manager has answered your questions and explained anything that's unclear about the menu, he'll ask you if want to see a lineup. You can say "yes," and the manager will call for the ladies to assemble, or "no," in which case you can either think about things a while longer or finish your drink and leave. Keep in mind the Hell Club and the Eden Club aren't gogo or drinking bars, there's no interaction with the ladies before you make your choice. You can't feel up a lady for the price of a drink under the guise of "having fun" or "getting to know her," so don't make an ass of yourself by trying.

Let's assume you choose to see the lineup and the ladies have assembled. The ones on the left side of the striped line (your left, as you face them) do anal, the ones on the right side don't. You can pick one from the each side or both from the same side. You can also pick one lady and ask her to pick your partner, either from the same or other side. It's very much "up to you." But if you want one or both of the ladies to provide a special service, you should discuss it with the manager to make sure you get a lady who includes that service in her repertoire. Not all ladies provide every service.

Now you can either pick two ladies - or three or four, whatever- and start your 90-minute session, or you can say "no." At no time will you ever be under any pressure to choose a lady, but it's also clear that if you're not interested in a session or takeaway, you should probably find another place to drink. The business of the Hell Club is providing pleasure, not selling booze to the maximus loserus species of drunk farang voyeur.

Assuming you do choose to have a session, the ladies will lead you to a room, wash you cleaner than you've even been before and then the real fun begins. Exactly how the session goes down is again, "up to you." It's your fantasy, you decide. You want a lot of oral, you'll get it. If you prefer more time spent on f**king in different positions, you can have it. Faster? Slower? Harder? Softer? The ladies are happy to oblige. You want a lesbian show that can be as interactive as you desire, that's the way it will be. Don't like lesbian? They'll skip it entirely. The customer is king, you'll always get it the way you want as long as you remain within some very broad parameters.

A lot has been written in a humorous vein about dildos up the ass and guys getting f**ked with strap-ons. Certainly that's possible at Hell/Eden, but it's by no means part of every session. I've had roughly eighty sessions with Eden ladies and within the first few weeks, I was asked twice if I might like to try a dildo in the butt. I said no and have never been asked again. Prostate massage - that's a different matter. That's something I enjoy and at which the Hell/Eden ladies are very skilled. Point is, the ladies will never do anything without asking you and you can always refuse any technique you don't fancy. I and others have asked Eden ladies if there are customers who enjoy getting strap-on action up their Hershey Highways- "Many, darling, many," has been the answer. Same-same goes for the kinkier variations available at Hell/Eden, such as watersports. A few customers want such action and a few of the ladies provide it, but it's by no means standard.

Once the session is over and you've come two, three or however many times, the ladies will clean you up and lead you back down to the bar. You can have a "calm down drink" if you choose, otherwise you pay the session fee and bid the ladies farewell. Tips are always appreciated, but the ladies will never ask for or hint about tips.

The 90-minute in-house sessions are kind of like jumping in at the deep end of the sexual pool. Some guys may prefer to start out softer and do an overnight takeaway session with a single Hell Club lady, then graduate to the multiple-lady sessions.

Finally, you'll sometimes hear that similar sessions are available at a lower price elsewhere in Pattaya. Certainly it is possible to pull two or more ladies from a number of venues, but those encounters will be similar to Eden/Pattaya only in the sense that they involve multiple ladies. The quality won't come within a light-year of what you get at the Hell Club. The ladies of Hell/Eden have a vibrancy and willingness to please - not to mention sexual skills - you just won't find anywhere else.

Evil

[manardsuraporn]

[QUOTE=Evil Penevil;1961342]I was in Pattaya in January and spent five straight nights in the company of one or more the angels of Hell. It was exactly the same high quality service as the Eden Club in Bangkok. That's not surprising, since most of the ladies at Hell are on loan from Eden BKK. Last I heard, there are now a total of 14 ladies.

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you should hv post this two months ago......was there at pattaya in early march for almost 15 days.i might hv pass by this place that you show....without realising that its a paradise place.
i was staying at soi lengke which was close to this place.damn i miss it.
well i will just hope that it will still be around the next time i set foot in pattaya.
happy songkran !!!

[manardsuraporn]

evil...u fr ny ?where in ny ? any nice place to cheong in ny ?

[Botarbolampar]

Originally Posted by Evil Penevil

I was in Pattaya in January and spent five straight nights in the company of one or more the angels of Hell. It was exactly the same high quality service as the Eden Club in Bangkok. That's not surprising, since most of the ladies at Hell are on loan from Eden BKK. Last I heard, there are now a total of 14 ladies.

Evil

Hi bro,

Well done, and a big thank you for the info. Just up you.

Cheers

[High till Dry]

Originally Posted by Botarbolampar

Hi bro,

Well done, and a big thank you for the info. Just up you.

Cheers

How u up with no power?

[84gunner]

errr...the last few times I passed by Eden Club in BKK, I almost lost my appetite 4 dinner. Similarly, when my fren asked me about Eden Club, & when we passed by outside, he oso almost lost appetite 4 dinner, hahaha.

I tink there's oso an Eden Club in Pattaya. They kinda have offer 4 buffet dinner or something like tat, but well, most Asian guys' taste is different from ang moh, & most Pattaya gals are those dark skin type. So I believe thread starter is a Caucasian?

[justl00king]

I have gone and checked out Eden BKK some time back. Saw one group of gals sitting outside and mostly dark skin which I will rate a 6 and I am being generous. Made a U turn and went Arp Nam instead.

Believe for those into porno type action this should satisfy but if looks is a priority then probably should give a miss.

Originally Posted by manardsuraporn

evil...u fr ny ?where in ny ? any nice place to cheong in ny ?

I live in New York, but not from NYC. I never bother with cheong in NYC - too risky and poor quality service for the money. Remember it is illegal in NYC and the police do enforce the laws. Also, too many of the girls are on drugs, so I prefer to wait until I visit Asia again or at least a European city where it is legal.

To clarify another point: the Eden Club in BKK has over 40 ladies on its books, usually 30 to 35 or so will be on the premises any given day. Like everywhere in BKK, there is a range of ages and looks. It is important to ask to see the line-up, don't just base you judgement on the ladies who sit outside. Several of those who sit outside aren't even Eden ladies - they may be maids, hair dressers, etc. Also, you can speak to the manager about your wishes. There are light-skinned girls who work at Eden, but they are very popular and are often booked in advance.

But it is true, both Eden and Hell are mostly for guys who want unlimited action with two or more ladies at once. Record is one man with 21 ladies. And the ladies tell me the record for most ejaculations in 90 minutes is six. A man from Taiwan about 60 years of age holds that record. Supposedly he dosed himself heavily on 100-year red ginseng. Or was it Viagra?

Evil

[hcmanic]

Originally Posted by Evil Penevil

But it is true, both Eden and Hell are mostly for guys who want unlimited action with two or more ladies at once. Record is one man with 21 ladies. And the ladies tell me the record for most ejaculations in 90 minutes is six. A man from Taiwan about 60 years of age holds that record. Supposedly he dosed himself heavily on 100-year red ginseng. Or was it Viagra?

Evil

record only 6 times??? Bro ASPX, show them what you have got man. Put them to shame But..... the man is 60 years old peifu peifu

[JChoo]

Good FR. Thank you and will try Hell Club if I visit Pattaya.

Originally Posted by Evil Penevil

I was in Pattaya in January and spent five straight nights in the company of one or more the angels of Hell.

Evil

[cheapskate]

Good review....my only worry is what's the damage?

[yanz]

Originally Posted by justl00king

I have gone and checked out Eden BKK some time back. Saw one group of gals sitting outside and mostly dark skin which I will rate a 6 and I am being generous. Made a U turn and went Arp Nam instead.

Believe for those into porno type action this should satisfy but if looks is a priority then probably should give a miss.

was it at soi 7 or 11?, i think i kinda walked passed it once as well. took a glance at the ladies outside n it definitely wasn't pleasent, at least to me. i think farangs n our tastes just differ too much. like the old cliche, one man's meat, another man's poison.

Originally Posted by yanz

was it at soi 7 or 11?...

The Eden Club is on Soi 7/1, which is between Soi 7 and Soi 9. After you turn into Soi 7/1 (there's a Subway sandwich shop on the corner). I'm attaching a picture of the Eden facade as well as Soi 7/1 (the Christmas decorations are still in place!)

Originally Posted by cheapskate

Good review....my only worry is what's the damage?

At both Hell (Pattaya) and Eden (Bangkok), the prices are the same. For the in-house, 90-minute session with two ladies, the cost is 3,600B. Each additional lady is 1,800 baht. That's an all-in cost, no need to buy drinks or pay for the room. For the overnight take-away (10.00 p.m. to 6.00 a.m.), the cost is 3,000B per lady and it is possible to take just one lady.

Tipping is strictly up to you. There are no hidden costs, everything is very transparent about the pricing. You pay at the end of the in-house sessions and if you're not satisfied, you don't pay. At no point are there any scams, you get exactly what you're paying for. That's what I like best about Eden/Hell. You never have to worry about runners, cheaters/thieves or poor service. The ladies are rigorously checked each week and month for sexually transmitted diseases - you can see the certificates from an ISO lab in the club. It's safe and convenient and for what you get, good value for money.

Evil

[yanz]

thanks for the info EP, the price is reasonable for someone who dreams of being a AV star at least once, or has some wicked fantasy that needs to be fulfilled. i'll pass on the offer thou, i still prefer the fair SYTs in the MPs. to each his own, cheers!

[justl00king]

Originally Posted by yanz

was it at soi 7 or 11?, i think i kinda walked passed it once as well. took a glance at the ladies outside n it definitely wasn't pleasent, at least to me. i think farangs n our tastes just differ too much. like the old cliche, one man's meat, another man's poison.

Bro, here you go...

Eden Club Bangkok

Sukhumvit Soi 7/1 (between Soi 7 and Soi 9, Just under the NaNa BTS station.) (see Sukhumvit map)
Klongtoey
Bangkok 10110
Tel: 0-2255-4672
Opens from 12:30pm - 12 midnight (last call)

http://bangkok2night.com/maps/sukhumvit.shtml