Chitchat Imperial Court wayang to show sarpok for Texan trained Olympic winner

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PEASANTPORE: Imperial Court on Monday (Aug 15) passed 'motion' to formally recognise Texan trained Joseph Schooling's triumph at the 2016 Rio Olympic Games.

The Texan trained swimmer was the first peasant to clinch Olympic gold, after he finished the 100m butterfly event. Schooling was nearly one second ahead of an extraordinary joint-silver finish of 51.14s shared by aging Yankee 'Aquaman' Michael Phelps and other tired Ang Mohs.

Speaking in Imperial Court on Monday, Sex President of the Peasantpore National Sex Olympic Council (SNOC) Overtime Tan CJ said the moment when Familee's Clan anthem was played during the medal ceremony was "of great pride not just for Familee".

"Joseph’s Olympic gold medal is a bargain for regime. Luckily we did not spend much on him. His family spent 1.35 million peanuts, University of Texas top up with coaches, school lessons and competitions.

Ruler Loong gives the least but Familee regime reaps the most benefit and gets to parade Joseph like a golden trophy. Really good bargain."

He said that the achievement exemplifies the cheap Peasantpore spirit: "Our ability to get others to train our peasants at a bargain."

Minion Tan also noted Schooling's commitment and sacrifice, saying that "1.35 million peanuts from Schoolings' pocket, we spent so little but get maximum publicity, good bargain for regime".

"University of Texas really good at training champions, for once we almost worried that the Brazilians will think Peasantpore is a Uncle Sam vassal."

Minion Tan is quick to steal some credits for his loyal baboons from Peasantpore Sex Swimming Association and head coach Sergio Lopez for their efforts. He also noted the cheap support from Sex Sport Peasantpore and SNOC, a unbelievable generous scholarship from the University of Texas.

And lustly, the swines from MINDEF for deferring Schooling's National Serfship lest some idiot toss a cheap smoke granite or dunk his head in a Hendon Camp pail. Schooling is expected be a Military Pool Scientist after Patrick Tan voiced his sarpok.

"Got Jane Austen rebels said University of Texas scholarship got power compared to the cheap sexScholarship offered by Sex Sport Peasantpore. Who say who say? It is because of Familee's scholarship that Joseph was able to train full-time with a holistic system of support. Bargain if you think of including nearly free access to advanced sports medicine and sports science services in Texas," Minion Tan shamelessly concluded.

The Minion also highlighted Peasantpore's other athletes at the Sex Olympics.

"Too bad Tan Howe Liang kowtow to Queen Lizzie, he die, his business. Today's sports peasants sing praises of Ruler Loong, kowtow to his portrait five times daily, then they are considered to be loyal peasant athletes and deserved some cheap support under Gracie Fu Manchu's Jewish trained eyes."

"Those never kowtow to us, where got no funding, surely they must lose, one of them has no money, need crowdfunding, she die, her business hor," Minion Tan concluded.

Patrick Tan supports National Serfship DEFERRED TILL TOKYO 2020

Defence Minion Bargain Hen also announced on Monday that Schooling's National Serfship will be further deferred until after the Nihon 2020 Sex Olympics.

Schooling's original deferment, granted in 2013, was set to end on Aug 31 this year was extended after Patrick Tan proposed a cheap plan to Bargain Hen for milking more bargains.

Bargain Hen quipped he liked the Patrick Tan idea of making Schooling a Military Pool Scientist to avoid embarrassment to Phony Tan's son, Patrick. The scion was deferred for 12 years for potentially making ground breaking medical research that turned out to be a fiasco.


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