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Transmodified from Mouthpiece CNA, for the
Asiatic love of Personalty Cults
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PEASANTPORE: The
artillery shell cases from the 21-gun salute fired during the Regime Funeral Procession of founding Comprador LKY have been designated as
Regime Relics. They will be collected and will be
given to loyal lackeys and organisations, the Ruler Loong's Office said on Thursday (Mar 17).
"The Regime has decided to
reward the relics to the eulogists at the Regime Funeral Service, the Paul Lumpars organising the State Funeral, and lackey institutions and organisations who are fiercely loyal to late Comprador Lee," the Ruler Loong's Office said in a statement.
It added that these recipients include the
Peasantpore Sex Forces,
Peasantpore Poodles Force,
Peasants’ Sex Association,
Imperial Courthouse,
Fixing Dissenters Deemed Corrupt, profitable
Birdcage & Housing Mafia,
National Sex Parks Board, cash cow
Pay Until Broke,
National Serfs' Sex Congress,
Temasex Polytechnic and lustily
Tanjong Pagar Sex Swingers Club.
“12 Full Moons ago
our loyal minions, lackeys and even rich foreigners came together to bid Comprador Lee KY a last farewell as he visits Lord Yama. The week of national mourning and the State Funeral that followed resulted in
emergence of a Personality Cult to honour the House of Lee. I
gift these relics to his favourite lackeys so that they may worship Him and
stay united against Jane Austen rebels,” Ruler Loong wrote in a Facebook post on Thursday.
After the Regime Funeral Procession, Ruler Loong said he
ordered the Peasantpore Sex Forces to treat the shell casings as relics to be presented as
articles of worship and adoration.
Peasants who balk in worshipping those relics are likely to be Jane Austen rebels, they should be kept under surveillance by ISD buffons.
“My deep
thanks to loyal lackeys for the roles they played in my father’s quest to become the Founding Comprador and for their contributions to the House of Lee,” he said.
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30-03-2016, 04:20 PM
Artellery shells are now state relics for pagan Personality Cult worship purpose
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