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17-08-2006, 03:47 PM
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How I use SEX to thwart pushy telemarketeers
To all the long suffering brothers and sisters who have been bothered by pushy telephone marketeers, here's a great way to stop them... via what you know best...SEX!
I am sure many of you samsters/samstresses out there, must have been plagued by countless salesmen/women through coldcalls as they try to sell their products/services to you. And it can be real annoying especially when you are in the bathroom, the John doing the "big job" and worse, worse...about to cum in your bonking! I have since found a great way to sky them! Each time such people calls, my standard answer is: "Er I cannot talk right now... I having sex!" and then I would imitate sounds of kissing by kissing my knuckles.. It was dammed hilarious...and funny when you hear a long silence over the other end as they are totally unprepared for such a thing. One man was so shocked, that he apologised and hung up never to call again while two equally stunned woman callers, representing the banks, were so taken aback that there was a long silence before they could overcome their embarrassment to finally muster enuff to say"...oh..uh....thank you" and then hung up the phones. Of course, I had a good laugh...and since then 5 other similar callers who had tried to call me previously to promote their products, had since stopped doing so after receiving the same treatment. So SEX is still Best! I suggest you give this a try and see what happens...who knows may be some of you may be in luck and there's a chio boo on the other end who may call you for a tryst elsewhere instead. Me...no such luck yet as I keep salivating about the last three days of sheer ecstatic joys in the arms of the XiaoYan, the Suzhou nympho with the golden pussy...Oh Bro Witan if you could tell her so. Cheers. Bro DirtyHairy, lonely but horny 
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17-08-2006, 04:04 PM
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Re: How I use SEX to thwart pushy telemarketeers
Not only SEX.
Bank always call me to apply for money line or transfer credit balance to them (another credit card). My standard reply is: Last Monday I strike ToTo and I have $650,000. The telemarketer will reply: I guess you no need any loan! Thank you.
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17-08-2006, 04:11 PM
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Re: How I use SEX to thwart pushy telemarketeers
Yo Bro,
Godd enuff except you may invite unwanted attention by out-of-work foreign no-talent ready to tekan and rob you leh if word get around in the neighbourhood that you kena the big one! Also jealous people may scratch your car etc. So SEX is still best... and no one can complain leh! Cheers bro! DirtyHairy, lonely but horny
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17-08-2006, 04:40 PM
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Re: How I use SEX to thwart pushy telemarketeers
Wonderful idea!
Not lying in wait for the next caller...
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17-08-2006, 05:35 PM
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Re: How I use SEX to thwart pushy telemarketeers
actually i used this one a few days ago. the girl from the bank called and i told her i'm having sex and i started moaning and panting on the phone.
but after 3 minutes she asked me, " hey you cumming soon? i havent got all day you know... " 
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17-08-2006, 06:55 PM
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Re: How I use SEX to thwart pushy telemarketeers
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17-08-2006, 07:51 PM
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Re: How I use SEX to thwart pushy telemarketeers
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18-08-2006, 12:42 AM
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Re: How I use SEX to thwart pushy telemarketeers
Great idea bro, will try it one day. Heehee
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18-08-2006, 12:59 AM
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Re: How I use SEX to thwart pushy telemarketeers
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For me, it would be "Not yet leh...... need your help..."
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18-08-2006, 01:02 AM
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Re: How I use SEX to thwart pushy telemarketeers
I'm sure I'm going to try this on the next telemarketeer that calls me...
Great one!
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18-08-2006, 10:11 AM
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Re: How I use SEX to thwart pushy telemarketeers
worth try it out with the tele-marketer
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18-08-2006, 11:24 AM
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Re: How I use SEX to thwart pushy telemarketeers
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18-08-2006, 11:28 AM
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Re: How I use SEX to thwart pushy telemarketeers
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You should get her number and challenge her to make you cum.
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