Thoughts every Guy has during sex

IwantbustyKim · #1 12-07-2015, 03:21 PM

SAUCE

"Thiiiis does not feel right. Is it in correctly? Ok now it's just hurting. I think I hit a bone? Is that a thing? Vagina bones??"

"CRAMP! CRAMP CRAMP CRAMP! OH GOD MY LEG!"

"Am I leaning on her hair? Oh god I just shifted my arm and I think I ripped out a chunk of hair."

IwantbustyKim · #2 12-07-2015, 03:23 PM

"OK I need to make sure I last a while, but not TOO long or it just gets uncomfortable. Let's just find a balance of excitement and distraction that's good enough to make her want to do this with me again."

"Was that sound real or fake? Is she faking because she likes me and wants me to keep going or because it's awful and she wants to get it over with?"

"A minute ago she was making sounds, but now she's silent. Is that good or bad? Should I keep doing it this way or switch it up? Should I leave?"

"I need to say something sexy but I think I just mumbled something about her boobs being cool. What is wrong with me?"

IwantbustyKim · #3 12-07-2015, 03:25 PM

"Omg I slightly changed positions and she straight up moaned. I'm basically the lord of sex now."

"Is she mentioning her butt because I grabbed it or because she wants me to try some butt stuff? I guess I'll just rub her butt for 20 minutes and see what happens?"

"Wait, one of us needs to hold still because when I go up you go down. Now we both stopped. This is like when someone is trying to unlock the car door but the other person keeps pulling the handle."

"Is it weird that I'm super hungry right now?" (This is when you'll start thinking about what leftovers are in your fridge and get totally distracted)

IwantbustyKim · #4 12-07-2015, 03:26 PM

"I'm like 2 minutes from finishing. TIME FOR TURBO MODE!"

(30 seconds after you finish) "Annnnd I'm falling asleep."

IwantbustyKim · #5 12-07-2015, 03:32 PM

What other thoughts do you guys have while having sex?

Mine is this:

VittaMen · #6 12-07-2015, 03:33 PM

LOL. I never think so much. I just enjoy fucking the pussy.

LostGeneration · #7 12-07-2015, 04:05 PM

the leg cramp one happen to me before

RapidoBoy · #8 13-07-2015, 10:56 AM

" Love the way she deepthroat my little bro "

4getful · #9 13-07-2015, 12:50 PM

There is a time, she grabbed me tightly n suddenly forcefully pushed me away. After I stop a few second, she allowed me to continue again.
About the leg cramp, it happened on joint above the thigh. Leg very 'sour', hungry n flu.

Wintermelontea · #10 13-07-2015, 12:58 PM

Lol...leg cramp yes.

Never think too much. Just focus on what needed to be done

ol'coyote · #11 13-07-2015, 01:04 PM

yeah...
the leg cramp happened to me too...
me was going into the 2nd round wif a samstress...
unfortunately...me thigh started to cramp...
after that have to stop...cos lost the mood...
so paiseh...

kohwj · #12 13-07-2015, 01:09 PM

interesting thread. should have one that says after having capped sex for awhile then trying raw again, the feeling feels fucking awesome.

weihc · #13 13-07-2015, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 4getful

There is a time, she grabbed me tightly n suddenly forcefully pushed me away. After I stop a few second, she allowed me to continue again.
About the leg cramp, it happened on joint above the thigh. Leg very 'sour', hungry n flu.

it just happened to my missus over the weekend.
she was coming quite hard and then suddenly her lower calf cramped up painfully during her O. I stopped and gave a massage lol.

devilust · #14 13-07-2015, 11:27 PM

"it's so wet, have she cum yet"

sony2002 · #15 16-07-2015, 04:39 PM

when doing outdoor naked, thoughts that come into my mind is how should i react if peeper appear. And also think about where police patrol may come in and where i put all my clothes so that we can dress up in shortest time possible.

all these make me super excited and cum in no time