I got f***ed for clearing my own tray in hawker

[selflick]

I always clear my own trays in hawker centres because I am disgusted by how we are first-world country, but have third-world eating habits. Every time I sit down, I am confronted with prawn shells and chicken bones on tables and dirty utensils and unsightly liquid all over the table. I decided that I don't want the subsequent diners to feel what I feel, so I clear my own trays like people in Japan/Taiwan/Korea. Little did I know that I would get f***ed for doing this....

One day, I had lunch with a sweet looking and quite busty female friend at a hawker centre. After we had finished lunch and were about to leave the table, I took her tray and mine and returned them to the tray return shelf. She stood there looking flabbergasted. Seeing her surprised look, I said I do this all the time and explained to her my reasons. Beside the above reasons, I also added that I feel disgusted seeing babes nicely dolled up, wearing expensive watches and carrying branded bags, working in high-level positions, yet eat like an uncivilised person and leaving all the prawn shells and bones on the table. She looked a bit sheepish and said she would improve on her image. She added that she was very impressed with me and I was the first person ever to do the right thing.

The next evening, we went for a drink. She got a bit tipsy after two beer and whispered into my ear that she actually got a bit turned on by what I did the day before. Although it wasn't a 'musculine' act like changing tyre or lifting heavy stuff, it was a very manly act to her. I just brushed it off and told her I have been doing this for years in fact. She said "Really? Hmm, pls don't turn me on any more, can? You are very sexy.."

I sent her to her doorstep. She turned around and frenched me. To cut the long story short, we ended up in her room cos her parents were overseas. After I got f***ed by her, I asked her whether she liked me because of me, or because of what I had done at the hawker centre. She said she got turned on by my considerate and civilised behaviour and mindset. She added that if I can even think like that, I will make a good bf or husband. I was half thinking "Nb, maybe she was hoping I will clean up all the dishes if we ever ended up married..." I told her, "Wah, by taking 5 extra seconds to clear my tray and yours, I get to suck your generous b-cup boobs and perky light-brown nipples and get an erotic blowjob...not bad a deal!" She smiled and pushed her boobs into my face and forcefully demanded that I give her nipples a good sucking again.

So the story is, if you clear your own trays in hawker 100 times, you may get lucky 3 times. You never know when the gals whom you lunch with will get impressed by such little actions. It's a win-win-win habit; diners get happy with clean tables and faster turnover, cleaning uncles and aunties get happy with less work, and your southern bro may get happy from time to time.

[ShaneLenny]

I consider this a waste of Server space.

[sammyboyfor]

Originally Posted by ShaneLenny

I consider this a waste of Server space.

I did a quick search of your posts. When it comes to wasting server space, you're no better.

Only your FRs are useful.

[NABOgao]

I thought TS was scolded at hawker centre for clearing own tray

[leo_ng77]

Originally Posted by selflick

I always clear my own trays in hawker centres because I am disgusted by how we are first-world country, but have third-world eating habits. Every time I sit down, I am confronted with prawn shells and chicken bones on tables and dirty utensils and unsightly liquid all over the table. I decided that I don't want the subsequent diners to feel what I feel, so I clear my own trays like people in Japan/Taiwan/Korea. Little did I know that I would get f***ed for doing this....

One day, I had lunch with a sweet looking and quite busty female friend at a hawker centre. After we had finished lunch and were about to leave the table, I took her tray and mine and returned them to the tray return shelf. She stood there looking flabbergasted. Seeing her surprised look, I said I do this all the time and explained to her my reasons. Beside the above reasons, I also added that I feel disgusted seeing babes nicely dolled up, wearing expensive watches and carrying branded bags, working in high-level positions, yet eat like an uncivilised person and leaving all the prawn shells and bones on the table. She looked a bit sheepish and said she would improve on her image. She added that she was very impressed with me and I was the first person ever to do the right thing.

The next evening, we went for a drink. She got a bit tipsy after two beer and whispered into my ear that she actually got a bit turned on by what I did the day before. Although it wasn't a 'musculine' act like changing tyre or lifting heavy stuff, it was a very manly act to her. I just brushed it off and told her I have been doing this for years in fact. She said "Really? Hmm, pls don't turn me on any more, can? You are very sexy.."

I sent her to her doorstep. She turned around and frenched me. To cut the long story short, we ended up in her room cos her parents were overseas. After I got f***ed by her, I asked her whether she liked me because of me, or because of what I had done at the hawker centre. She said she got turned on by my considerate and civilised behaviour and mindset. She added that if I can even think like that, I will make a good bf or husband. I was half thinking "Nb, maybe she was hoping I will clean up all the dishes if we ever ended up married..." I told her, "Wah, by taking 5 extra seconds to clear my tray and yours, I get to suck your generous b-cup boobs and perky light-brown nipples and get an erotic blowjob...not bad a deal!" She smiled and pushed her boobs into my face and forcefully demanded that I give her nipples a good sucking again.

So the story is, if you clear your own trays in hawker 100 times, you may get lucky 3 times. You never know when the gals whom you lunch with will get impressed by such little actions. It's a win-win-win habit; diners get happy with clean tables and faster turnover, cleaning uncles and aunties get happy with less work, and your southern bro may get happy from time to time.

Wow bro!!! I cleared my own tray for so many years but not such luck.

Guess you must be also yandao...LOL

[selflick]

Originally Posted by leo_ng77

Wow bro!!! I cleared my own tray for so many years but not such luck.

Guess you must be also yandao...LOL

Bro, do u often lunch with girls? U have to. When you clear, also clear theirs. Make them feel guilty. Sometimes such guilt can turn into arousal and intrigue.

When u clear, also make your actions look purposeful. Treat it like u r demonstrating the correct procedures to a big audience, and not just quickly return the trays. Slow and purposeful.

Because u and I are the odd ones out, girls from other tables will also take notice. It's a numbers game; the more u do, the higher your chances of getting lucky.

Sometimes I wonder if girls from other tables get wet from seeing me do what most people don't.

[002nabe]

Originally Posted by selflick

I was half thinking "Nb, maybe she was hoping I will clean up all the dishes if we ever ended up married..." I told her, "Wah, by taking 5 extra seconds to clear my tray and yours, I get to suck your generous b-cup boobs and perky light-brown nipples and get an erotic blowjob...not bad a deal!"

This is funny hahahaha ... you really think too much and think too fast.
Anyway, good for ya. I gotta start clearing any chiobus tray from now.

[ah rat]

Ts,any pixs of her neh neh to share

[selflick]

Originally Posted by 002nabe

This is funny hahahaha ... you really think too much and think too fast.
Anyway, good for ya. I gotta start clearing any chiobus tray from now.

Don't just clear chiobus trays. Clear guys' and non-chiobus' trays too because u never know where chiobus may lurk. Remember chiobus get wet not because of what good u do to them, it's what good they see u do to others.

Enjoy your new found habit.

[devilust]

no wonder never get laid, every time I ask the girl to clear for me.

[BMW69]

I thought the cleaning aunty gave you a fuck because you help her to clear trays.

[selflick]

Originally Posted by devilust

no wonder never get laid, every time I ask the girl to clear for me.

Then u just reverse the roles and whispered into her ears that u r turned on by her act and that she is very sexy, followed by frenching her and inviting her to your room. Then shove your groin into her face and demand that she gives your bro a good suck.

[nilmar123]

Singapore kindness movement can use this story in their advertising campaigns next tine

[Yardstick]

Damn... I have been clearing up after my meals when dining at hawker centres, fast food restaurants and food courts for years. BUT, why no women come tell me i am manly??!?!? or taken them on?!?!?!

[selflick]

Originally Posted by Yardstick

Damn... I have been clearing up after my meals when dining at hawker centres, fast food restaurants and food courts for years. BUT, why no women come tell me i am manly??!?!? or taken them on?!?!?!

Pls refer to my earlier advice.

It's a low success game. Even if you don't get lucky, I salute u for being so civilized and considerate. Maybe girls from other tables secretly got inpressed by u but u can't expect them to pick u up at hawker centres and for such a reason right?!