how to piss off angmoh cyclists?

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An honorable member of the Coffee Shop Has Just Posted the Following:

angmoh stupid racing bikes are badly design to bend their torso forward and body weight are on the arms and hands make them unbalanced. Such bikes should be ban in city and roads. You don't call a racing bike for no reason, so you know how stupid dickhead angmohs are? Racing bikes are for racing competitions and find proper area to train for racing.

Here some tricks to ji seow these dickhead angmohs.

1.Slow down when you go pass them

2. give a short burst type horn, friendly, and wave at them like you know them.

3. Look at the rear mirror and slow car further to make sure he acknowledge and wave back at you. No wave back not counted.

4. want to really piss him off, slow down to his speed and wind down the window and greet him "Hi John, nice bike'. All angmohs are 'John the fucker, anyway,'.

5. Then drive off smoothly away.

It is quite difficulty to balance a racing bike with one arm with the weight of the torso in one arm and it will slow down the speed of the bike. Serve them right for riding a racing bike, knn.

For the rest of his journey he will have hard time thinking 'who the fuck is this person and do I know him?"

Disturbing right?

This is one way to tell them to get fuck off the road, mate. Get a Japanese girl bicycle type which is made for easy city riding.


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