Humour: WHY DO COUPLES FIGHT?!

[NetRodent]

Laughter the best medicine..

To all the married man
WHY DO COUPLES FIGHT ?!! ��


My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started....
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a weighing scale.
And then the fight started....
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.
So, I took her to a petrol pump
And then the fight started....
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion.
And my wife kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked my wife, 'Do you know him?'
'Yes,' she sighed, 'He's my old boyfriend.
I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'
'That's amazing!' I said to my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started....
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My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to give me a compliment.'
I replied, 'Your eyesight's perfect.'
And then the fight started....
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I've not been in a long time."
So I took her to the kitchen.
And then the fight started....

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Dedicated to all married couples..
I sent to my wife and then the fight started
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[Notary]

LOL - light hearted and funny. Definitely something worth reading.



With pleasure,
Notary

[Archerguard]

lol! can you dedicate the humor to single men as well? and then the fight full-stopped

this is a ***** thread.

[juststray]

Dear TS

These are also how our fights started.

Cheers.

[Greenfrog]

Lol interesting post

[SnowLeopards]

These were old school jokes.

I remember receiving the jokes via SMS.

Nonetheless, good crack.

Pierre.

[hijav]

old school or not, they are still funny

[Ladyrain]

Why do couples fight?
For that after fight great sex.

[hugs]

Hugs:"everybody loves me like a baby except you!"
Lover :"I love you like an adult!"
And then the fight starts.

[Yakuza]

Originally Posted by hugs

Hugs:"everybody loves me like a baby except you!"
Lover :"I love you like an adult!"
And then the fight starts.

And then the F**k starts. Sounda better rite?

[hugs]

Originally Posted by Yakuza

And then the F**k starts. Sounda better rite?

U speak my language. 依你啦!

[Yakuza]

Originally Posted by hugs

U speak my language. 依你啦!

If I said "l luv u as my sweetest & dearest lovely lady" all hell will f**king break loose .. lol

[hugs]

Originally Posted by Yakuza

If I said "l luv u as my sweetest & dearest lovely lady" all hell will f**king break loose .. lol

Really? I'm only interested in my MD right now. Not referring to sex.

Hugs:"............ .... ...... ......., .. and I think you don't really want me"
Lover:" and that last sentence is going to start a war."
And that's how a cold war started.