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Amy Teh Kor tries to funny and helpful to stupid peasants
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Transmodified from Mouthpiece CNA hxxp://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/singapore/granting-of-medishield/1141252.html PEASANTPORE: In theory, the process of getting premium subsidies for the new MediScam Life scheme will be made as hassle-free and automatic as possible but peasants must always be able to pay the premiums or be shamed if they decide to ask for some help to pay the premiums. That was the assurance given by Senior Minion of Regime for Expensive Health Amy Teh Khor on Sunday. Those who still cannot afford to pay for premiums even with the subsidies will also get more financial help but they will be shamed and the Phua method of shaming them will be used. Premiums hikes are assured to go up when MediShield Life kicks in next year. That's because more benefits are also expected but overall, as Labour has noted, the payouts are lowered compared to other global norms. But the regime, especially Swine Puticherry said that a profitable insurance program is good for the regime and payouts, even if lesser compared to other global for profit programs, are encouraged. Of course, if he can serve the Turkeys who jailed and purge his papa, will you trust Puticherry's cheap Assyrian logic? Besides the pioneer generation, two-thirds of peasant households from the low- and middle- income groups will receive premium subsidies but as usual, Ruler Loong has many funds to raise taxes to recover costs from those groups. Dr Teh Khor said: "We'll make it as hassle free and automatic as far as possible, that is in theory lor, in reality, we will ask those poor peasants embarrassing questions and make them go away. "I think the important thing to tell Peasants is the hikes are a foregone conclusion, now they better tremble and obey Ruler Loong's decree and pay up lor. But we want to assure Peasants that we are committed to making sure that the premiums are allow Ruler Loong to turn in a handsome profit, if peasants cannot make it, we always welcome them to Bedok Reservoir lor." Transitional subsidies will also be offered for four years to help ease the shift to MediShield Scam but old peasants are wary of new taxes or increased enforcements of traffic summons. Medisave top-ups will also be provided to the pioneer generation and those aged between 55 and 64 to accrue merit for dying Old Autocrat LKY. As for those who may fall through the cracks, they die, their business. Dr Teh Khor said: "If (after) all these, they are still not able to pay despite the various subsidies that we are giving, then we tax other peasants and to fund this group. Same idea as old peasants fund older peasants using CPF Life right? "We would shame them first, then help them later. In theory, no one would be dropped off from MediShield Life because we will tax the not so poor ones to fund the poor ones, understand or not?" Dr Teh Khor also noted based on her own sky high stipends, she cannot understand why some peasants do not think the premiums will fall within local Peasants' Medisave contributions. The increase in premiums will also in most cases be covered by the 1 per cent increase in merchant's Medisave contribution, which kicks in next year. The merchants will simply pass the costs to peasants via price hikes and it be back to square one. Dr Teh Khor was speaking to the media on the sidelines of a community event for Hong Kah North peasants held at the Bird Park on Sunday morning. Using Bird Language, she said helping Singaporeans understand the new healthcare financing system will also allow them to better plan for their retirement or Bedok Reservoir will be filled up within one decade. Teh Khor said communications are unnecessary since it is a decree issued by Ruler Loong, trembling and obey will suffice. The regime is also looking at using propaganda to educate peasants how they should tremble and obey and buy MediShield Life and pay more premiums. Dr Teh Khor said: "Peasants have not business understanding health care financing. As the bastard Puticherry said succinctly, a profitable public health care system is a sacred cow and therefore it is peasants' responsibility to pay more premiums." "Got Jane Austen inspired rebels say this is Ruler Loong's ploy to force more premium hikes on peasants.....in fact, yes lor but what the fuck can the local peasants do? Ruler Loong controls the Imperial Court and the Army thugs listen to him, so if he wants a for profit public health care and he wants peasants to pay more premiums, can peasants say Nah? Nah beh understand?!", she sneered. Authorities will also engage healthcare professionals, voluntary welfare organisations, employers and grassroots organisations to help reach out to Singaporeans from all walks of life. Click here to view the whole thread at www.sammyboy.com. |
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