The twilight zone + black hole roll into one

[felatio]

Went to peninsula hotel to pick up my jackets after work from my tailor and after which recalling the lau goh Linda at excelsior, decides to walk over for a trial since so much has been said about her BBBJ and CIM. But was disappointed to learn that she works only during the day and has already left for home. LL since was only there for the CIM decides to leave.

Remembering that there used to be an hc in peninsula hotel 2nd floor that I have tried more than 10 years back and there was a Chinese lau chio also bbbj and cim, decides to give it a try. Reach second floor corner saw the shop and went in, greeted by Indian lady, no problem, the same thing happens more than ten years ago and they are still displaying a sign that says multi racial masseuse available. Requested for Chinese lady but told don’t have, Indian lady says she will arrange for a surprise for me. And boy was I surprise, in fact it was a cardiac arrest shock kind of surprise, another Indian lady, black like tar and told me she northern Indian, shaped like a ball – no need for further elaboration.

Paid fifty for the scrub down massages as told that it is an ayurvedic experience when I was at the entrance, told myself that it couldn’t be any different from ten years ago. But this time round was I really wrong and I really mean it. There was just nothing but Indian women. The scrub down and massage was good until she pop the golden question. Obviously my polite reply was that I am there for the ayurvedic experience and nothing else. Gung ho keleng woman did not give up, she told me that there is another girl there tall & slim and will be able to satisfy my every desire, I kept insisting no, but she left and asked the “tall & slim” girl in. Surprise!!! Surprise!!! Another keleng. Mana ada mood lagi. Bisa bisa semua punya mati & comatose. I rejected her offer of fulfilling my every desire, quickly showered and left like I have just seen a ghost. I take this as a lesson embedded in my tragic cheonging life and the fifty bucks I take it as a further contribution to the charity scandal. Never again will I ever step into that place again. Some more now Chinese seventh month, damn teruk sial. Fellow cheongsters, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!!

Hope nobody else has & will go through this tragic encounter like i did. So much so that i have to rush down to Geylang and get my three favourites at one go to make sure that little bro is still fully functional and scared limp for the rest of my life.

[sg_boytoy]

Thanks for the warning Bro felatio I've passed by the suspicious looking entrance of that HC with the "multi racial" sign many times but it just didn't give me the right vibes to explore further. Wouldn't want to go through what you experienced...

[avatar]

hi there felatio.. your fr was a very humourous read! actually suffering from a hangover in the office and nearly fell of my chair..

think of it as your encounter with the dark side of the force..

cheers mate!

[Nenekochi]

Bro

Your story is really classic. Peninisula HC is infamous for their keleng "tung ge chi" (indian for cha bor). Better avoid this place unless, of course, you are into chapati & thosai.

[felatio]

If i don't jump into well or rather the hell hole, who will know what is inside. But this jump has traumatised me badly that i actually deliberately walk away from Keleng chabor since that day. I have no issue with indians, but just the colour & the odour....... Now the image of what happen that day.

Life will never be the sanme for me ever again!!!!!

[felatio]

That place used to have a chinese lau goh that gives nothing but bbbj & cim, i thought that she would still be there. But that was more than ten years ago. Right after i left peninsula, i just have to take a drive to geylang to make sure that i was not too badly traumatised, went to W1606 to tangkap all my darlings there. First Yvonne, next Susan and finally all time favourite CK for BBBJ & CIM. Take it as compensation for my sufferings in the captive of the dark & black forces to soothe and comfort mu distraughted carnal spirits.

To all mamak cheongsters, i sincerely apologised for pointing this out but keleng is just not my cup of tea or yoghurt mixture or whatever rap you guys love to drink and pour over your rice. Most horrifying issue is that i just recently took over Indian continent markets for the next three years and will be making frequent trips there. Life will just be pure black hell from now onwards! Only relieve will be when i get the chance to return to Singapore and go to Geylang and rekindle my senses with my own colour skin smoothies.

By the way, HELEN at happy@klapa. Big tits with small nipples, very soft & very real. And she's tall and slim with long hair. That put some relieve to my tensed carnal spirit a little bit.

[luvurss]

Hey Felatio.... you are a downright racist fxxxing SOB. Your remarks and branding of Indians obviously reflects on your poor upbringing. Hope your 3 year stint in India will instill some "culture" into you...but then again..I have my doubts about you. Imagine the hypocracy you are going to have to resort to to survive in INdia.!!! In the spirit of our National Day, I hope the brothers here forgive your immaturity. Grow up ars..ol.!!!!

[felatio]

Racism is a hidden thoughts in all of us. At least i am being frank about it. I'm Brit, but we have strong dislikes for Irish and the irish for english. It's a cultural thing. And the more we mixed around, the less we feel objectionable about the racial issue. What are you, chinese? and how do you feel about your "son of the soil" in Singapore? All soiled up and should be taking only sweepers, drivers, and cleaners job.

My dislike for indians stemmed from mixing around with them since young in England, Ever heard of Bradford aka Bradistan in UK? Nothing but indians from India, Pakistan & Afghanistan. Never has a Brit township smell so much like New Delhi. You should visit the place. As for being a racist, i am only as much a racist as you are.

At the very least, i will live like a Rajah in India where you will still be stuck in a dead end job with no prospect unless of course you own a profitable business. Personal bashing i am doing. And screwing Indian chicks you should try unless of course you are a indian and can secure for yourself a chinese girlfriend with an acquired taste. Otherwise, fold your comments and find a cavity that is non protrusive on yiour body and shaft it in.

[felatio]

to luvurss,

to add to my previous comments, care to define your good upbringing that draws you to this forum of whoring. My bad upbringing is as good as any upbringing for fellow cheongsters. Your esteemly good upbringing will stop you from reading the postings in this forum, your esteemly good upbringing will stop you from replying and commenting in this forum, and your esteemly good upbringing will stop you from whoring in the first place. And last but not least, your esteemly good upbringing will stop you from highlighting my bad upbringing.

I believe that this forum is free for all sort of discussion as long as it is under the right heading. And every forum visitor is very clear that they are and can be very frank about their comments and basically nobody has the right or privilege to tell another that he is of bad upbringing. Though we are using a nick to express our conquest or strategic disaster like i have, everything written is for a good laugh or good reference to a good ride later on. So there shouldn't be any below the belt punching. If anyone begs to differ pls. comment frankly and hold no punches. But when you want to criticise, be aware that you are subjected to the same criticism. Cannot take comments then zip up and shaft it in real tight!!!!!! And that meant you!!! lurvuss

[Castrol]

Originally Posted by felatio

Racism is a hidden thoughts in all of us. .

i dont agree with this statement.
we can be prejudiced against ugliness and smelliness (as related to your FR), but holding a racism thought is like throwing away whatever we have learned from history, know what i mean?

lets kick racism out of SB.

Dear fellatio / Luvurss etc

Cool it guys.this is but a fun page.
I tend to follow Felatios argument.This is but a whoring and hooking forum and to talk about upbringing and racialism etc bugger it!!Any angels here??
It brings a point about sanctimonious Singaporeans,we are by and large a racially prejudiced lot,lets not deny it.
It also hammers a point about Sporeans not being able to enjoy humuor as it is without taking exception and getting personal and worked up.
I have great Indian/British/Irish friends and we share a good poke at one another about Chinks and Indians and bleeding Brits and Irish with gay abandon.Not to mention the Scots and the French.
Bradford?take a look at Tek Kah (little India)its like a bloody slump on weekends.By the way I am Chink and velly loud and facking noisy!!!
One for the road mate!!

[Castrol]

Originally Posted by Harry Curry

It also hammers a point about Sporeans not being able to enjoy humuor as it is without taking exception and getting personal and worked up.
I have great Indian/British/Irish friends

singaporeans cannot enjoy humour as blah blah blah...???
i better go get a few indian/british/irish (lady) friends... etc etc...

[Green Beret]

Dear Fellatio and Luvurss,

Keep it cool - at the end of the day we are having fun.

I am a mixed Singapore - half Chinese and half Russian - born and grew up in singapore and serve NS. As Singpaorean we must enjoy humour and take thing easy - relax and keep cool. I have British/American/Austrialian/New Zealander/Japanese/Thai/Vietnamese friends and Irish and Scot...

It is a sad thing that we do not know how to relax and keep cool.....


Have a nice holiday........