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27-11-2013, 11:40 PM
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the morals in sex
An honorable member of the Coffee Shop Has Just Posted the Following:
1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple,the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"! 2.Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Petticoat, pants, panties, pussy.... No wonder why men suffer from high B P !!! Vulgar but true so its worth reading... #...Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself.. Moral: In life no one helps you, once you're fucked. #...Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it. #...What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck! and What a Fuck! #...3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment! #...Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason. #...Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make he husband's dick hard, not his life..! Click here to view the whole thread at www.sammyboy.com. 
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