Horny Water Hose Lim busted - One less poster boy convert for CHC or CCC

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Former Peasantpore Water Hose (SCDF) chief Horny Peter Lim Sin Pang was found guilty after a lengthy Stalinist Show Trial on Friday. He is now acknowledged as corrupt and horny in the sex-for-contracts trial against him.

Wise peasants knew Horny Lim will be busted because unlike the CNB Horny Ng, he has no state secrets to bargain with the regime. In addition, sharp peasants noted Horny Lim's wife has already deserted him before the trial started.

The Kangaroo Court entertained peasants with Lim's horny deeds with slut Angie Pang Chor Mui, 49, on 2 May 2010. The Kangaroo Judge has received Ruler Loong's secret decree and found Lim and Pang guilty in exchanging business interests of equipment supplier Hot Rod Engineering for oral sex. Slut Pang was then general manager of Hot Rod Engineering.

Kangaroo Hamidah Ibrahim, who is pleased to be of service to Ruler Loong, knew it was a God sent opportunity for her to prove her loyalty to Ruler Loong. She happily it was "downright bizarre and ridiculous" for Horny Lim to say he did not know it was wrong to engage in oral sex with Slut Pang considering he had worked as a regime lackey for 300 full moons.

The Kangaroo also questioned Horny Lim's credibility, noting that horny dicks cannot be trusted and Horny Lim's language games with the Corrupt Bureau Fixers' wasted time and money(CPIB).

Horny Lim looked resigned to his sorry fate as he has no dirty state secrets to strike a deal with Ruler Loong.

During the trial in March, Horny Lim adopted the French Defence and claimed said he consented to oral sex with Slut Pang after she begged "pitifully" for a quickie. In addition, he claimed he had met with the slut with the intention to fuck her hard and rough. The oral sex, he said, was a starter.

To quash the Horny Lim's French Defence, the Kangaroo used the 'You think I stupid' attack and said Horny Lim was undoubtedly the initiator of the oral sex as he had directed Slut Pang to his hot rod.

Poor Horny Lim, for wasting Ruler Loong's time, he now faces up to 60 full moons' of free curry rice in Changi. It is unlikely CHC or CCC will be able to employ him for their 'New Born X'tian' campaign.


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