Now the Burmese lackeys in Peasantpore to learn about her vile Legalist system

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PEASANTPORE: Not Erected Peasants' Representative from pariah Burma are on a five-day visit to Peasantpore at the invitation of the chairlackey of the Peasantpore-Southeast Arse Regional Parliamentary Group, Cedric The White Horse Fool.

The 25-member delegation is led by member of the Lower House of Parliament U Then Tun-Oo.

The visit marks the inauguration of statecraft exchanges between Burma and Peasantpore. Burma has always admired Peasantpore's legalist system that helps Familee retain political power but develop a modern Anglo-saxon inspired market economy.

Earlier on Monday, the Burma delegation called on Wayang Speaker of Familee Imperial Court, No-Meat-Eat-Fish Halimah Yakult who gleefully explain her rationale of eating fish if meat costs more. The Burmese were bemused that a queer with a queerer idea can be promoted to be the Speaker.

The delegates will call on and be hosted to lunch by Senior Minon of Regime for Foreign Affairs and Gestapo Masuki Zulkifli on Wednesday. Masuki gleefully explained how he solved the problem of homeless peasants by suggesting they 'are homeless by choice' and the Burmese were impressed by his candor.

Their itinerary also includes a visit to Tampines West Sex Centre, a chance to observe Meet-the-Peasants sessions hosted by several peasant representatives from different constituencies. The Burmese were surprised that peasants are gluttons for punishments by allowing their representatives to get away with churning template appeal letters with low success rates.

Similarly they were left shocked during briefings by the Sex Trade and Industry Ministry who praised their 'favour the foreign workers' policies. During the Birdcage lackeys, the Burmese were awed when they are presented statistics showing how a birdcage scam impoverish peasants and keeps them indolent.

Through these interactions, the Burmese will have the opportunity to learn about Peasantpore's model of east Asiatic legalist statecraft. Peasantpore volunteered to conduct training courses for the Burmese lackeys to learn how to use such a vile statecraft to rule Burmese peasants.


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