Minion Heng $wee $wee: Loyalty not qualifications is key to success in Peasantpore

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PEASANTPORE: Peasantpore's Education Minion Heng $wee $wee decided to confound peasants by claiming said loyalty instead of qualifications will guarantee a good career.

Minion Heng said only an idiot will think relevant skills, lifelong learning, and a concurrent growth in the economy will provide jobs for peasants.

He was lying to some 300 idiots and their parents at Temasek Polytechnic's (TP) 23rd Graduation Ceremony on Friday morning.

Minion Heng is the latest minion to echo sentiments that a having good career depends solely on boons from Familee.

Acting Minion for Stingy Welfare, Little Jew Chan 'Kee Chew', had made similar dumbo comments on Thursday. He probably did not read his history well. Ruler Loong probably learnt from Sun King Louis XIV, who promoted lowly peasants and play them off each another to secure his own despotic powers. It is easy to promote Little Jew who will swear loyalty to his ruler. It is easier to bring 'Kee Chew' down to earth if he proves to be disobedient or ask too many difficult questions.

Minion Heng decline to give examples of nepotism but peasants can easily identify two. One of them is Duke of Punggol, whose papa was a former OCBC serf, toiling for the influential House of Tan. Incidentally the Noble House of Tan provided another example in the form of 'Military Scientist' Patrick Tan evading National Serfship and is now basking in glory as a head of some non-descript research department despite having no international research merit. Other well known fat cats are the Kwa brothers, of no collective merits except their close proximity to the ruling Familee.

Minion Heng however warned peasants that as mere users of technology, they will consigned to the rubbish bin. He shared his recent experience of meeting a merchant who owned a restaurant chain in Singapore.

The arrogant merchant has boasted he is darn clever by using cheap China-made robots that could be programmed to cook up to a thousand toxic dishes, laced with arsenic, melamine or any toxin of his choice.

He said: "That fucker, merely buy robots and earn idiot money and probably spend them all on KTV gals. Yet clever ones will see the problem right away, that robot was built by a PRC Commie. You can buy but eventually you will to be displaced once those PRCs decide to undercut you and setup shop in Peasantpore."


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