What Ruler Loong cannot tax he whack lor!

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Transmodified from hxxp://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/singapore/govt-studying-measures-that-can-be-taken/669744.html

PEASANTPORE: The regime is studying measures that can be taken against online gambling which does not pay taxes. It is mulling using the old Commie PRC concept of using firewalls and proxies to restrict access to -- as well as patronage of -- online gambling sites. Lackeys have been send to learn from the PRC Commies who are the internet filtering 'sexperts' to placate howls from peasants for arty farty netizens after implementing the Great Firewall of Peasantpore.

The wayang study is expected to be concluded by the end of 2013 but wise peasants knew the regime is merely stalling for time to unleash the details of the Great Peasantpore Firewall.

Second Minion for Gestapo S Is-an-arse, is currently forced to be the bogeyman, revealed this at the Casino Regulatory Arse's (CRA) workplan on Friday.

He said: "KNNCCB, you know, I know the regime is a bloody hypocrite. Just because MBS and RWS pay taxes, they can setup vice businesses like gambling, money laundering and whoring but those bastards online dare to setup gambling tables without paying taxes to Ruler Loong....cannot right!

"Using Quantum Theory, I say online gambling is a new and potentially more addictive form of gambling but fucking hell, after Interpol call us the Match Fixer of the East, Ruler Loong's prestige took a fucking beating. Why? Because the idiot 'jiat leow bee' IRAS did not bother sending income tax demands to those Ah Beng and Seng running the global match fixing enterprise with HQ in Peasantpore! Fucking hell, I tell them holiday over liao. Now you fucking evade taxes while starting those online vice sites, you will be busted ok!", he snarled.

Is-an-arse, who is also a Minister in the Prime Minions's Office, asserted online gambling is more serious than the officially gambling in RWS and MBS. Supporting Is-an-arse's theory, Casino Regulatory Arses foolishly noted that the incidence of crime in the casinos here is under control because they pay taxes and online gambling operators are demonized because they do not pay taxes to Ruler Loong. Hence you must whack what you cannot tax and tolerate vice if you can tax it.

CRA wants peasants to believe as long whoring, gambling and money laundering is confined within MBS and RWS, casinos' related crimes are peanuts.

The CRA will also work with the Gestapo Behavioural Sciences Centre to examine PRC Commie tactics of brainwashing during the Korean War era to determine if they can be applied on local peasants.


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