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03-04-2013, 04:55 PM
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Poker.
Any bros play texas hold'em poker here?
Well, here's a story from a while back... to make things interesting, i'll start things from the climax... Btw, if you've never played, some terms may be confusing.  I was holding a King Queen unsuited on the final round. She leered at me and stuck her tongue out sexily. She bet 75 bucks on the pre-flop. I could have just folded it and went home just like that, with a extra 300 bucks to my name, but to clear her chips again ,to see her panties off was a chance i didn't want to miss. I called. Flop came out Ace- King- King. In my mind i leapt. Holy shit this was a lucky break. I checked. She was trying to push another 50 into the pot, but was struggling with one arm covering her fair C-cups and one arm holding two cards. I could see her light brownish areolas. Me: Want some help or not? See you hand become like leg like that, not sexy liao le. Her: Don't want! You want to come over see my boobs and my cards right? Give you one stone kill two birds, think i stupid? Hmph! Me: Your problem lor. I can wait. *stifles a laugh Eventually she managed it. I called, not wanting to let her know i had the upper hand. Or did i? What if she's got pocket Aces? The Turn came a beautiful Queen. She put down her cards, used her hand to push back her long hair, dyed brownish-red. and looked at me again. I smiled, and purposely stared at her tits again. She: tsk! All in! Now my turn to think. What if she really has the pocket Aces? that will make her nuts full house over my king full house. But really sayang leh, my cards so good, then somemore she all in already, just one more card to seal the deal. Arh, fuck it then. Me: You say one arh! You know what happens if you lose hor. I take the money and i take the pussy, ren cai liang kong! Hahaha! She: Let you see only what, big deal. Beat this then you say lah.... She flipped open her cards. Pocket Aces. Shit. She: Don't cry lah, later let you see my boobies for a while more okay? Me: Shuddup larh and open the last card. She: Angsty boy hahaha. She flipped open the last card and it was.......... 
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#2
03-04-2013, 08:13 PM
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Re: Poker.
Unless the Turn ( 5th card ) is King, I think she will be TILT ! Again, who would called KQ off suit pre flop with such heavy bet ? Hell sure you did
This is more like strip poker D
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04-04-2013, 12:52 AM
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Re: Poker.
camping for more
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#6
04-04-2013, 06:07 AM
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Re: Poker.
Camping here, bro.
Your game sure sounds alot more interesting than a WSOP event. lol 
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05-04-2013, 12:26 AM
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Re: Poker.
camping for more
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#10
05-04-2013, 10:12 PM
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Re: Poker.
Nice one keep it cumming.
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#12
08-04-2013, 12:20 PM
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Re: Poker.
Hey guys, back from a little overseas trip....
Anyway, i shall start the story from the top. I've been playing in the in-house private poker scene for quite some time. Most of the players are of course guys, but from time to time, you do see a handful of girls calling your bets. Beware though, some of them are very good. I first met Melissa at a friend's game. Nick, my number 1 poker kaki, texted me one fine afternoon. N: Bro, tonight house game, 5/10 (small blinds/ big blinds) wan or not? 8 ppl including you. Me: Got fat sheep? Kinda broke. N: Nt sure. But heard got Queenie's friend coming along. Hottie. Me: Onz. N: Bastard. Queenie is my frequently-played poker pal. Although not your supermodel-type girl, she does have a few qualities. Sings well, C-cupper, and a penchant for looking at guys through her specs, then destroying them with her unexpected hands. Like a 4-6, on a 3-5-A-7-A, beating a sad man's triple Aces, or a A-5 on a 5-8-A-5-Q, smashing another one's double pair A-Qs. Anyway, i went over to Nick's CCK ares bungalow that night, and sit down for a full game. There, over next to Queenie, was a view that almost made me drop my chips. With long hair, eyes just a little bigger than average and luscious lips, and a cherry red tip of a tongue occasionally licking her lips, boy was she a sight. As she stood up to collect her chips of $1000, i started to explore her body with my eyes. She was wearing a white uniqlo singlet, showing off a set of C-cups, slightly bigger than Queenie, and a arched back. Wearing a MCQ by Alexander Mcqueen jeans, her well-toned butt was exposed to me from the side as she took out a denim jacket from her bag. I thought the guy whom her butt was facing died and went to heaven. She turned to me and scrunched up her eyebrows, like "What?" I gave a grin. This was not your usual chio bu, but then again i'm not your usual dude either. Q: Eh, lemme intro you to some of my buds, Miles, Nick and Ben. (and rest of Nick and Ben's friends) Mel: Oh hey guys, i'm Melissa, but you all can call me Mel. All: Hi. And the game started. Fast forward to mid-game. Nick was down to about $200. 2 players have left, leaving about $1.5k in the hands of Mel and some other guy. I was in a jam, holding suited 7-10 in the turn with 2 hearts. Mel was good. The other guy i wasn't afraid, i've read his pockets early. It was Mel that i couldn't get a read on. I called the silly man's $150, and hoped for the best. The river showed a heart 3. Whew. I decided to show some weakness by checking my turn, and the other guy bet another $150. Mel raised to $200. Could she have a higher flush than me? Hang on. Previously, she raised the river and barely beat another fellow's pair 9 with her pair Js, with Nick scared off with his double pair. Could she be bluffing again? Me: All- in. Guy: Call. Mel: (looks at me and smiles) Hmm, what could you have, double pair? Trips? I don't think you would be so lucky as to wait for a long flush. I call. I showed my flush. The guy threw away his trips 8 and Mel showed me a double pair. Me: Well, what do you know, i did get lucky. Mel: Don't be cocky, Miles. You would be begging for mercy by the time i'm done with you. I just wasn't focusing on you. Me: Really? But i was focused on you on the while. Mel: (shuffling) Nice try, cutie. But it will take more that that for me to get distracted. Cont....
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#14
08-04-2013, 02:47 PM
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Re: Poker.
sounds interesting...
but me gotta go buy 'Poker for Dummies' book to learn... me only knoe how to play '21'... and a bit of mahjong...pay many many tuition fees liow...
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#15
08-04-2013, 05:01 PM
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Re: Poker.
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"Turn" is the 4th card..."River" then is the 5th card btw...waiting for ur story TS...
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