Funny story of me over-masturbating

lim07 · #1 24-03-2013, 11:21 AM

Wanna say sorry for my broken english in advance just incase you guys flame me. And this is my first time sharing this story so pls give chance :x

For the past few years I've been masturbating once in every 2 - 3 days until recently I've been doing it for 5 - 6 times in a day. Well I'm single and still a virgin so I just couldn't control it!

After I've started this 5 -6 time routine a day, a problem start to surface which is I will wake up to pee in the middle for about 4 - 5 times at least which affect my sleep. Then i thought is it because i got diabetes or I've kidney failure since i'm currently building my body so spamming a lot of protein and supplement (like 3 of it). Have been sleepless for 1 week(less than 12h of sleep total) and i couldn't take it so went for full body checkup instead.

Went to a hospital to do full body checkup and had a discussion with doctor before the checkup as the doctor is surprised why a young man like me coming for checkup. So tell her about my frequent urine and I told her maybe because it's prostate enlargement since i don't have any symptom for diabetes. And you know in the end what happened? She say she gonna check my prostate because i just mention it and i was so shy saying that can i don't do it since i was just briefly saying... In the end was forced to do it and she stuff a tube down my anal and in my mind i was thinking "wtf this is my first time tio anal and i don't ever wished to be anal since i'm a guy and i want fuck gals and not like those gays who kana anal!"

When she stuff the tube inside my anal it was super uncomfortable and i was like no way i will ever try this again! But after she touch my prostate and then pull the tube out, the feeling was dam shoik when she pulled out as the tube is like those woman sex toy which have string and beads on it. But i swear i would never ever wanna get anal again because felt that it is disgusting...

Collect the report in a week later and the doctor say i'm super duper healthy since i exercise regularly and i'm still very young. Was relief but at the same time sad, relief because i do not have any illness that will affect me in the future but sad that i still don't know what is the cause for the sleepless night.

Went back home and do a deep brainstorming of the reason and suddenly the word "masturbate" came into my mind. Then i realised that i'm shouldn't be masturbating 5 -6 times a day because it is over kill and i read online that most people just do it once or twice max. So i decided to stop masturbating for 3 days and i finally stop waking up in the middle of the night to pee! So from now on i only dare to masturbate once every 2 - 3 days...

Hope you guys find it funny even though my writing is super duper chui :x

banana81sg · #2 24-03-2013, 09:54 PM

dont do too much wait like those chinese emperor......u get the picture

lim07 · #3 24-03-2013, 10:16 PM

lol yes i finally learn my lesson after spending $600+ on checkup and to realise i dont even't need to spend a single cent to solve it.....

szczesny · #4 24-03-2013, 10:26 PM

U r blessed that u kick the habit of over-masterbating. Congrats!

As for the lady doctor, maybe u buy her a gift to thank her for clearing up your problems.....then u can follow up dating her maybe u lucky leh......of course dunn forget FR to be posted here

HazMa · #5 25-03-2013, 01:05 AM

Bro, too much DIY is not good. In fact, too much sex is also no good. Shiok can le, don't over excess cause like this, from shiok till not shiok anymore. Take it easy bro

Post · #6 25-03-2013, 03:04 AM

Don't overdo it bro. I have heard some even injured the thing big time

lim07 · #7 25-03-2013, 06:58 AM

szczesny - she is a mum around 40+ with kids and she look very decent lol so it's a no no for me since I wouldn't want to screw with other's ppl wife :x

Hazma - haha bro if i got a FB i don't need a DIY already... Still fresh nobody want T_T

MrHengHeng888 · #8 25-03-2013, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lim07

Wanna say sorry for my broken english in advance just incase you guys flame me. And this is my first time sharing this story so pls give chance :x

For the past few years I've been masturbating once in every 2 - 3 days until recently I've been doing it for 5 - 6 times in a day. Well I'm single and still a virgin so I just couldn't control it!

After I've started this 5 -6 time routine a day, a problem start to surface which is I will wake up to pee in the middle for about 4 - 5 times at least which affect my sleep. Then i thought is it because i got diabetes or I've kidney failure since i'm currently building my body so spamming a lot of protein and supplement (like 3 of it). Have been sleepless for 1 week(less than 12h of sleep total) and i couldn't take it so went for full body checkup instead.

Went to a hospital to do full body checkup and had a discussion with doctor before the checkup as the doctor is surprised why a young man like me coming for checkup. So tell her about my frequent urine and I told her maybe because it's prostate enlargement since i don't have any symptom for diabetes. And you know in the end what happened? She say she gonna check my prostate because i just mention it and i was so shy saying that can i don't do it since i was just briefly saying... In the end was forced to do it and she stuff a tube down my anal and in my mind i was thinking "wtf this is my first time tio anal and i don't ever wished to be anal since i'm a guy and i want fuck gals and not like those gays who kana anal!"

When she stuff the tube inside my anal it was super uncomfortable and i was like no way i will ever try this again! But after she touch my prostate and then pull the tube out, the feeling was dam shoik when she pulled out as the tube is like those woman sex toy which have string and beads on it. But i swear i would never ever wanna get anal again because felt that it is disgusting...

Collect the report in a week later and the doctor say i'm super duper healthy since i exercise regularly and i'm still very young. Was relief but at the same time sad, relief because i do not have any illness that will affect me in the future but sad that i still don't know what is the cause for the sleepless night.

Went back home and do a deep brainstorming of the reason and suddenly the word "masturbate" came into my mind. Then i realised that i'm shouldn't be masturbating 5 -6 times a day because it is over kill and i read online that most people just do it once or twice max. So i decided to stop masturbating for 3 days and i finally stop waking up in the middle of the night to pee! So from now on i only dare to masturbate once every 2 - 3 days...

Hope you guys find it funny even though my writing is super duper chui :x

Masterbating King!

sg_boytoy · #9 25-03-2013, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by lim07

szczesny - she is a mum around 40+ with kids and she look very decent lol so it's a no no for me since I wouldn't want to screw with other's ppl wife :x

Hazma - haha bro if i got a FB i don't need a DIY already... Still fresh nobody want T_T

That's right! Unlike a WL or a FL, other people's wife don't anyhow play play...

bluewater · #10 25-03-2013, 08:08 PM

interesting encounter

zveron · #11 25-03-2013, 09:01 PM

TS maybe can try this.

http://www.thisav.com/video/40649/sdmt-072-c%94%81%9C%26frac14%3B%94%97%80%8C%26sup3%3Bae%98% 26frac12%3B%9A%84%84%9F%80%8D%26frac14%3B%8C%85%8C %9B%8A%80%26frac14%3B%81-re-ulrmvb.html

fictionman · #12 25-03-2013, 10:28 PM

5 to 6 times a day????...R u kidding me??!!!...R u a freak or sthing boy??!!

lim07 · #13 26-03-2013, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by fictionman

5 to 6 times a day????...R u kidding me??!!!...R u a freak or sthing boy??!!

haha i'm serious... Well kind of get addicted i guess :x

newbie22 · #14 26-03-2013, 10:12 AM

i am not surprise he masturbate 5-6 times a day. when I was in my teens, I don't even count the number of times i masturbate, but by how long i was masturbating. sometimes 1 - 2 hours straight, record is 12 hours(I AM NOT KIDDING. I AM REALLY SERIOUS.) cumming dunno how many times each session. now i in my late 20s already. masturbate everyday still but about 3-4 times a day.

for me, i dont get up to pee every night. my problem is that because i masturbate so much, i cum very fast, but can cum a lot of times. i cum after about 5mins into the sex. but i can carry on less than 30 secs later. and i can cum like a lot of times during sex. sometimes when I go for ZG service, the masseuse will get shock. how come after i cum already, my gugujiao still so hard. got pros and cons lah. pros is i enjoy sex more. cons is i cannot visit prostitute. cos they count by number of cums. therefore i never visit them after my younger days.

NuruStore · #15 26-03-2013, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by newbie22

i am not surprise he masturbate 5-6 times a day. when I was in my teens, I don't even count the number of times i masturbate, but by how long i was masturbating. sometimes 1 - 2 hours straight, record is 12 hours(I AM NOT KIDDING. I AM REALLY SERIOUS.) cumming dunno how many times each session. now i in my late 20s already. masturbate everyday still but about 3-4 times a day.

Wow bro Salute u! your hands not tired?