A journey of self discovery.

[ANowhereMan]

Hi all, I figured today would be a good day to start penning my humble past escaplades since tomorrow is 21-12-12 and who knows where this will go *roll eyes* (cold joke)
Just kidding.

After reading and leeching so much off this forum, spending lonely nights with the click of a mouse and tissue paper, I figured now would be my time to give back to the good man and women here. Without any further alphabet diahorrea from me, here I go. Everyone and anyone kind advice would be greatly (maybe warmly) appreciated.

A short introduction, I am a guy, in 20s, -not sure what more can I say for now.- (shortest introduction ever. hahahahahahaha)



True or not, you decide

Do allow me to begin with my very first girlfriend, lets call her S.

[ANowhereMan]

So sorry, am still under moderation.

S and I met through the wide cyberspace and S was having a problems with her then boyf and me, just a little horny fucker lurking around I guess.
Oh, I was also drawn to that retardly looking specs she was wearing.

*It was late in the night after a night out*

Me: Hi, just curious if you are surrounded by honest people?

S: Hey, yes? Why do you ask?

Me: Cause that specs you're wearing takes a little getting used to and liking. It is something possibly, Ruhua or Mr bean could carry. Not likely someone as pretty as you (:

S: Are you trying to be funny?

Me: Is it working?

S: No.

Me: Not a fan of jokes I see. I'm sorry if I have offended you, but hey, how can I remedy the situation?

S: Buy me Ice cream!

*in my heart, HAHAHAHHAHAHA*

Me: Sure sure, what flavour and size would you prefer??

*LOL*

S: BJ vanilla strawberry

*note, this is getting quite... funny?*

[alan0338]

camp here ...

[ANowhereMan]

Cont.. Thanks bro for camping.

Wah this moderation no joke. Very tight security.
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Me: Consider it done. I'll deliver 2 tubs personally if it helps anything at all. #true story

S: (:

*Smile lj*

Me: :/ What's with the smile? Yes or no ><

S: Free of course yes!
*zzzz so typical*

Me: Free? Nope, I'm delivering and giving you $. Good deal huh?
*LOL, if you know what I mean*

S: What do you think ?

Me: Just kidding!! :X

S: You better be. If you're sincere, let's meet xxxxxxxxxxx?

*Why got people like that ah, eat free only come out??*

Me: Sure, I will be more then honoured. But I cant do xxxxx, can we do xxxxx and something else?
*Applying rule of the game :P*

S: Ok. What's something else?

----------------- Pause ----------------
I realise the build up is quite boring and it has been a good 2-3 years? (I might be a jerk, but guys are good at maths not at memorising numbers) Shall I continue or go to the sexciting part?

[ANowhereMan]

-Fast forward to the day we met, nothing much happen anyway, just the normal tcss-

summary ;; plan to go cycling, date doesnt want ordinary place, so i say get her passport ready and we're going overseas, told me to stop kidding, and i said yea, we're going ubin.

Calls my date when I reached *

Me: Hi I'm here, what about you?

S: I'm here 15mins ago. Where are you (sounded pissed)

Me: You're early? So eager to meet? (pushing the limits)

S: whatever, I'm dress in white n fbt, come find me bye

-kup-

Me: wooo... confirm see through after awhile.

Me: -gives a tap on the shoulder and a slant smile-
Hi miss, waiting for someone?

S: fuck you lah

Me: why so dull ah?

S: what lah

Me: lah. lets gooo

and off we go to board the ferry to ubin..

[ANowhereMan]

Strangely, she's actually quite cute whenever she gets annoyed. continue;

On board the ferry:

Omg she has sea sick and this is the first time shes travelling on sea.

Me: Are you alright? You look green.

S: I am very giddy why ah

Me: I think you're getting sea sick.

S: huh

Me: I know this sounds crazy and really stupid but go to the window, and prepare to vomit, I have tissue for you.

-she attempts to scream at me. Failed miserably but but but, manage to land some vomit on me. ewww-

S: ehh sorry

Me: it's alright, pains my heart to see you like that, how I wished I knew
(I was really feeling upset about it, shurgs)

S: ignores and concentrates as if she can mediate to be an immortal.

Me: So, have you decided to become a vegetarian too?

S: fuck you lahh, trying to make it non giddy

Me: nvm, just vomit it out, reaching soon.

and.... booommm she vomits on her tee shirt...

[ANowhereMan]

Me: awwwwwwwwwwwww hahahha...

S: eh....

Me: take my spare shirt when we reach, the ladies is nearby.

S: thanks . - puppy eye-

omg, I can't tahan lah

Me: for you anything ok

S: punch

Me: grabs and say, kiddingggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

S: pinch

Me: It hurts !!!!!!! (blue black 2 weeks hor)

quiet 5 mins

reach jetty!

S looks at me and say

S: you deserve it.

Me: I deserve what?

S tried to pinch me again.
this time i caught here hand and turn her round so her back is facing me..
made it in such a way that i hugged her from behind. and she tried to wriggle wriggle out. Hahahaha. With that, I gave her a playful pinch on her cheek and say

Me: You deserve itttt

S: pinchs my tight really hard.

Me: -surrender-

S: giggles.

Me: go change la. abusive girl.

[ANowhereMan]

and off she goes, wandering into the ladies that I so wanted to follow. heheh.

I too went to wash that smelly vomit off myself.

came out in 5mins, S still inside

10mins
15mins

-calls S-

Me: why so slow ok anot

S: your shirt too big

Me: I dont exactly wear XS. If you didn't notice.

S comes out.

I thought it was alright, seductive. Shirt covering some of the FBT. .. Hmm Yummy right guys? ahaha D:

Me: you look great. Don't worry bout it

S: whatever lah, where to get bike

Me: I was just kidding about you looking great. You can get a bike after a hike -points to the forest-
and walk in opposite way

S: harrrrrrrrrrrr

Me: Here lah. abusive

S: comes along.


- fast forward to after bike etc, at a selected rest point-...... tbc

[ANowhereMan]

Me: so how do you find it?

S: okok lor

Me: thats it?

S: then what you want

Me: I want your ass. Love how it wiggles when you ride

S: attacks me

Me: suffers major damages.

Me: attempts to attack back and somehow I was holding both her hands and staring at here. I knew this is it.
Lean in and gave her nose a slight nudge with mine before placing a peck on her lips.

-What a first date-

You're so beautiful that I couldn't resist kissing you.

- both of us started scratching our legs at the same time and laughs-

Lets go babe! grabs here hand and help her on her bike. ..

off we goo

[ANowhereMan]

paddle paddle paddle.. alamak she fell into the bushes

ME: OI OI YOU OK ANOT????

S: glares at me

Me: helps her up .. brush the dirt off .

S: I think im ok.

Me: please be careful my dear. If you fall again i'll get another heart attack.

S: then I'll keep falling!

Me: I know you have fallen for me but lets take it slow ok. I'm high maintaince too.

S: slaps hand

Me: Why so abusive one ah you??

S: rides away

---- arrives at the place where you can take a scroll by the sea--

Locks our bike up and went for a walk. had a good chat, know each other better... and since this is a sex orientated forum, daamnit she lost her virgin to first ex. zzzz. She is however sexually pretty open minded.
Held her hand as we walked, and, gave her a little peck whenever needed. took some pics here and there and moved on.

just before leaving, smacked her butt once before getting a hard pinch by her.
WORTH IT.

[ANowhereMan]

As it was opened a window and door to the next level.

S: dont molest me

Me: I didnt

S: you smacked my butt

Me: And you kissed me.

S: shows annoyed face again

Me: hahah you're such a cutie. Hold still, let me take a mental image of you please! and proceed to wipe a little pespiration off her forehead as well.

S: mount bikes and cycle off..

Oh my, the way she mounts the bike then... gave me a slight stir

Me: Bye, you know the way right

S: Nooooooooo how to go

Me: Lets go together then!

[ANowhereMan]

Thinking back, I hated being pinched and bullied, much less called silly names like weak and stupid. But words that chirped through her gentle and innocent lips sounded so cute and alluring. I cant help but think, that it was a great great day. Only if she wasn;t so abusive like a secondary school girl.
Nothing is perfect and I must admit, moving on is difficult. Difficult as the memories printed and engraved lies in me for more then 1 years now. That is not the exact time frame. I do miss her time and time again, but moving on is what we must always do in life. Holding on and holding back, isn't going to bring us a step closer to rome.

tbc, Do grant me a break please.

[ANowhereMan]

And off we go.. bashing through the thick undergrowth and enduring countless waves of invisble mosquitoe attack.

Staggered formation, we cycled on. Till... we reached a placed with a tower with a high vantage point. hehe.

Parked our bikes, and we started climbing the 4 or 5 story stairs. Oh my god. All the way, I was behind her as she said she was scared of heights. Imagine you, walking behind a beautiful creature swaying her ass at you for that amount of time?

My mind went... left, boink, right, boink. Ahhh ~ suffocate me please. Bring me into an asphyxiated state and may my slithering tongue venture on and conquer the new found land. (I daydream alot)

Poof. my face bumps into her bump.

AAAAAAAA

S: WHAT

Me: oops. I was looking at the stairs, in case you fall so i can catch you in my arms.

S: ya right

Me: then you walk behind lor

S: *ignores

[ANowhereMan]

Me: moves to her side and grabs her wrist and let my fingers find their way into her soft silky hands. Lets go. 1 more story only!

-Almost begin singing army song. (What was I thinking?!)
Hey hey, hey ah.... hey hey, hey hey, ... hey yo hey yo hey yo ah..

*me slaps me self*


TADAH! Reached

(Bros, bring ladies to this place if you have the chance. Its a panoramic view and whats wonderful about it is you can let your girl lean on the railing and you hugging them from behind. With the sea breeze in your face, and planes flying above. Sun might be a little unfriendly but, makes quite a good setting if you will to ask me. Just my 2 cents.)

Spins her round and say, look at it. We made it together!

S: together? Please lor, I also can come up myself
What an ass.

Me: And I'm sure you can get down faster then me too. Want to bet?
gently nudge her to the railing

S: WOoooooooooooo Stop

Me: -laughing

S: idiot

Me: bigger idiot

and 2 idiots start to laugh...

[ANowhereMan]

It is always an enjoyable experience and feeling to be able to laugh and smile at the simpler things in life. I absolutely dislike rushing through coffee or tea, much less, perhaps a smoke(this happens rarely) or walking the dog.

Me: Babe, if god were to give me a pair of wings right now and I could fly to anywhere in the world, I would remain right here. And if i could have gills to swim to the deepest ocean, my answer remains. I treasure this moment more then you'll ever know and you're so fantastic. I know this is crazy and I just met you but, will you consider me as your bf?

S: IF YOU HAVE A WING THEN SAY

Me: ........

Me: gives a very emo face

S: Need tissue?

Me: attacks her........!!!!!!!!!

S: giggles like mad

Me: I dont care. you're mine. and I proceed to put a stamp on her forehead again. hehe.

We didnt stay long there as Mr Sun were being overly friendly with us. Uncle cloud probably having a holiday else where. With that, we headed down, me holding her hand.

Me: I feel strangely happy but also uneasy.

S: why

Me: I like you and all but.. just curious how many dates do you go on before your ex bfs ask for your hand?

S: huan lo lohhh

Me: ........ kns

S: hahah

Me: Say please? -serious look