How to get laid?

[darkz10]

Hi bros,

Kinda curious how the hell to you guys seriously manage to get a lady/girl from online to do it with you. Because from most thread, despo guys just kana shoot de mah plus i doubt girls are really that despo to get taken it up her. So ya, this is some 20 yrs old blur cock asking.

[jasdude]

Borders before they closed , there used to be a book for sale ; highly prized by many . Go locate that book . " How to get laid for Dummies ! "

Respect the ladies in here . There is quite a number . they are not desperate but window shopping for the right one . many are silent readers and silent PM gals .

[Reoxy]

Originally Posted by jasdude

Borders before they closed , there used to be a book for sale ; highly prized by many . Go locate that book . " How to get laid for Dummies ! "

Respect the ladies in here . There is quite a number . they are not desperate but window shopping for the right one . many are silent readers and silent PM gals .

Why is it that this information was not shared with me?

Do you know how much money I have spent on commercial sex due to the lack of such information?

Can I claim back a portion of said cost from you?

[jasdude]

Originally Posted by Reoxy

Can I claim back a portion of said cost from you?

The information and the disclaimer conditions has always been in very fine print enclosed inside every pack of condoms . It must be a over look on your side .

[Reoxy]

Originally Posted by jasdude

The information and the disclaimer conditions has always been in very fine print enclosed inside every pack of condoms . It must be a over look on your side .

Who said I use Condoms?

I use the Chinese traditional contraceptive: Goat's intestines

[jasdude]

Originally Posted by Reoxy

Who said I use Condoms?

I use the Chinese traditional contraceptive: Goat's intestines

Expected you to say this . Just waiting for you to say it !


Goat intestines too small and breaks easily . try horse intestines ! obtainable from mandai zoo free , fresh from kranji turf club .

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

Originally Posted by Reoxy

Who said I use Condoms?

I use the Chinese traditional contraceptive: Goat's intestines

I thought you used the oiled silk paper as like during 潘金莲 era or like the Samurai era, using thin leather, tortoise shell or horn? Now you know why Samurais were often depicted as non-smiling uptight fierce warriors

[Reoxy]

Originally Posted by Ichigo_Kurosaki

I thought you used the oiled silk paper as like during 潘金莲 era or like the Samurai era, using thin leather, tortoise shell or horn? Now you know why Samurais were often depicted as non-smiling uptight fierce warriors

You got watch Wuxia?

There is a scene whereby the wife was washing some intestine. That is what I use.

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

Bro darkz10, I can see you also worship the Dark Shine.

Fear is an illusion... so is free pussy ~ Dark Templar



Using ancient Dark Templar language: Chit tau bo tang kan, ai-kan khì geyland

[SH149]

Hmmmm all the usual suspect all right down here discussing how to get laid

In fact just go to the GL legal hse alot of gals r waiting to get laid also

[Reoxy]

Originally Posted by SH149

Hmmmm all the usual suspect all right down here discussing how to get laid

In fact just go to the GL legal hse alot of gals r waiting to get laid also

Hello bro,

I travelling to Shanghai on Thuesday. Need taxi. Can arrange?

[itrr]

Originally Posted by darkz10

Hi bros,

Kinda curious how the hell to you guys seriously manage to get a lady/girl from online to do it with you. Because from most thread, despo guys just kana shoot de mah plus i doubt girls are really that despo to get taken it up her. So ya, this is some 20 yrs old blur cock asking.

You never state you wanna pay anot

[DeathGod69]

Originally Posted by itrr

You never state you wanna pay anot

I think TS is want to ask how we manage to sian girl from online to have sex with us.

Sex always come with a price.