Blackberry Messenger got me laid!

[McSqueezy]

For anyone that has a blackberry (bb) either work or personal phone, the best app is the blackberry messenger (bbm)

i got lucky once so far

all you need to do is exchange the phone device pin annonymouslly with other users and you can start chatting worldwide

i accepted a request once and found out its a lady, we started just chat on bbm usual stuff then one day.........

friend: u want 2 meet?

me: i dun tink good idea leh. i'm not like brad pitt

friend: come on. we could have fun since we so many common interest

me: yah, last time i check mine was sex

friend: women enjoy sex too

me: is this a trick? r u some undercover police or something?!

friend: hey...women also enjoy sex too ok...idiot. Aniway u don't want meet ok lor

me: ok. where should we meet?

too late she didn't reply there and then.....next chapter coming soon

[alan0338]

camping for more

[McSqueezy]

the next day

me: oi y so quiet?

friend: u lah play hard 2 get

me: aiyah i treat u like sister mah

friend: men always tell that to ugly girls nia

i decided not to reply

2 hours later

friend: wei..r u there?

me: yo..here lah sis. simi taichi?

friend: u wanna watch show together?

me: depends. i like shows like Star Whores, Womb Raider or Jurrasic F*ck

friend: huh? got such show meh...

friend: orr. that type of show ah...now i geddit. watch this type of show not allowed leh here

me: so? watch cannot..can do lah!

friend: u can or not..ask u meet me also scaredy cat liao

again i decide not to reply...another chapter awaits

[McSqueezy]

was then busy for a period but work stress almost forgotten when our next conversation came up

friend: "sends photo"

smiling girl beaming. young and sassy

me: woah~! who is this babe?

friend: that's me. now send me yours

me: that's not part of the deal!

friend: but you've seen me!

me: hmm... i don't know if that's u man honestly

friend: how about i show u something else?

me: i'm waiting....

friend: "sends photo"

it was a photo of a breast (couldn't tell left or right) and moderate nipples

me: how do i know that is yours!?

friend: well...meet me to find out

me: ok. u win. when?


this time she didn't reply...drats!!! I hate suspense!!!!!

[RealEstateGuy]

Braddah this is for real? You writing fiction or non fiction. Why not MSN or Yahoo!

[MitMit]

i bet 101% its an ah quah!

kanna this b4.

[beautyhunter]

Ts , ps carry on. Can show us photo

[ThaiBeautiful]

Originally Posted by MitMit

i bet 101% its an ah quah!

kanna this b4.

OMG!! I hope TS did not kena so suay like u.......

[ronin_dark]

This is usually ah quah technique ah. They even try this on alamak chat. hahahha....must take care bro.

[callmebad]

lately have been thinking of getting an iPhone4S or waiting for iPhone 5, now I think I should go for a Blackberry!

[falchion]

Please continue.

[LovePotion]

Maybe his a guy, just playing prank on you. Some people have nothing to do so act as a gal to disturb others.

[ronin_dark]

Yup agreed.

[Darrennnnns]

Haha.. Funny

[enthral]

Yah. Maybe some faggot.