Cleaner....

jomblo · #1 24-11-2010, 10:55 AM

Hi all seniors,

I am sure a lot of you all have went to the casino and notice that some of the cleaners are quite chio.. ever dream of hooking one up and bao them?

My home have a weekly cleaner who comes and do the house chores..she is from china…look is innocent with around 30 years old…a bit short but fair… but when she bent down….her melons are quite big… so normally she come to do the cleaning at night when everyone is around…

I have been thinking how to tackle her as my wish was to ask her come to my place when no one around and see if she itchy or not..so last week when I got the chance, I talk to her downstair when she was on the way home..get her number saying that I got friend look for cleaner…then she like hiding something when she tell me she work in factory day time n always can change timing if inform her earlier…so I m not sure if she do wat part time during normal days…

I have been thinking the whole nite how to create opportunity to bring her to m place when no one around..ask her clean up the store room..then ask her if she know how to massage n so on…I wan to use the excuse to ask her come her me load n unload some goods which are heavy n need 2 person…then hope I can unload into her..ahhaha

Any one has experience before and any good ideas? I wish I can succeed and post my story here..hope this idea is challenging to some bros….need some of the plot that u all can think of then I can apply…thanks..

wanker10 · #2 24-11-2010, 11:20 AM

Get yourself a full time maid will be easier. You can have her the whole day in your house.

thomas88 · #3 24-11-2010, 11:28 AM

I'd not touch these china gal if I'm you cos they are very sticky and extremely hard to remove once glued onto you. Moreover it's in your house that made it all the more dangerous.

Unless she's into some form of FL then you're free to go ahead and have fun with payment.

But I must still warn you that there's some risk involved as she could blackmail you if you're married cos she know your whole family there.

alan0338 · #4 24-11-2010, 11:38 AM

TS still dunno how to write the word DIE huh?

play outside better la, wait kenna lum spot then u know wat is call headache...

turbo_slk200 · #5 24-11-2010, 11:46 AM

TS ...

Do not be surprised if they are cleaner by day..... and KTV gal by night ! Being a cleaner is the passport to coming here... the extra $$$ is made by other extra-curriculum activities....

Please wise up and not bring home ..... there are so many other places you can bring to.....

jasdude · #6 24-11-2010, 01:06 PM

follow the wise sayings and will never go wrong

don't shit in your own yard . if you need milk don't bring back the cow . you end up paying more than you will expect .

my ah gong got one too ( i think don't really apply nowdays , cos they will do more for $$$ )

if you find a FL . look for the ugliest cos she is always the cleanest .

Season_Tea · #7 24-11-2010, 06:42 PM

Bro better don eat at same place n shit at the same place
might get yr self intro trouble

Dirtyboy76 · #8 24-11-2010, 07:39 PM

Try to chat up with her more and understand her, then u Noe her weak point and attack it. Cheers

cookieman · #9 24-11-2010, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by jasdude

don't shit in your own yard . If you need milk don't bring back the cow . You end up paying more than you will expect .

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havana · #10 25-11-2010, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by jasdude

if you find a FL . look for the ugliest cos she is always the cleanest .

Not true....cos ugly FL know they have no market value. They will take in all kind of customer....even doing raw

jasdude · #11 25-11-2010, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by havana

Not true....cos ugly FL know they have no market value. They will take in all kind of customer....even doing raw

yes bro . i know thats why i mentioned it one line before .

my ah gong got one too ( i think don't really apply nowdays , cos they will do more for $$$ )

if you find a FL . look for the ugliest cos she is always the cleanest .

lionking200365 · #12 25-11-2010, 10:05 AM

i happened to know a cleaner who moved about to work in a few places per week.

on the spot , i got her phone and have been meeting her once in a blue moon. she is widowed and we will go for drink and sabo her in the car. not yet to f her.

wait 4 right time and good opportunity.

cheers !

wanker10 · #13 25-11-2010, 11:47 AM

Why do you want to sabo her? She did something wrong to you?

dodo654321 · #14 25-11-2010, 01:04 PM

TS if you can shit in the living room, bedroom , kitchen... ect and not get caught or scolded from people at home, by all means try to hook her. but if not, .................

jacky43 · #15 25-11-2010, 03:23 PM

Tackle PRC mei mei and, pdmms not difficult mine man. Be mine guess.

1 Tell her we love PRC, such a big country so powerful. Make sure you do research in order to con all the way. Eg, abit on their bad places 1such so called "black dragon valley", many underworld there that make us here look mothers' children.

2 Small country never will overtake them 1. Contempt us and out of records, i will be pissed off if i knew.

3 Available tell her u are so lonely, maybe she will bring you out show to her room mates. Good for you! If married then, it is difficult u see, this new gen they are not that stupid. Girls will know guys are out to get their pussy, others are secondary issues.

4 Hunt around for next better jobs for her, a better place to stay still, 1 more quiet with a garden. This way can bring her home every nights, got chance rumble a bit.

5 Have patent and, set the bait, now you wait.