90% chart Tui Na Girls

[simimabochap]

90% accuracy on Tui Na Babes :

1. 90% of them wear jeans/pants on the job.
2. 90% of them 30 years and above
3. 90% of them have a child studying in Singapore
4. 90% can do basic Tui Na
5. 90% of them ugly
6. 90% plumb
7. 90% do it for extra income
8. 90% dont do BJ/FJ
9. 90% charge 50 for HJ for the 1st time
10.90% do HJ only.
11.90% wear black/colour bras.
12.90% don't wear G-string
13.90% do HJ mechanically.
14.90% do not wear glassess
15.90% wear T-shirt on the job
16.90% EVENTUALLY get FUCKED.

[Microsoft]

Disagree on pt no. 5. 90% not very chio lah. Wouldn't say ugly.

Maybe it's just me but think i army train one. Remember during army days pocket got not much money but feel horny. No choice but 2 bonk those Trans at desker road. Yuck! Bonk those then u know wat is really ugly. With $10-$15 budget u can only get those with moustach.

Abit better then tat 1 always appear on steven chow movie. Tat 1 that got moustach and always dig nose. Wahaha!

[simimabochap]

Definition of "Chio" is attractive and seductive .Sorry I still maintain my point No. 5 as UGLY .
Its either "CHIO" or "UGLY ,never have in between.
That's how I size up the Tui Na girls when I do my recce.

[KCLIM73]

Originally posted by Microsoft

Abit better then tat 1 always appear on steven chow movie. Tat 1 that got moustach and always dig nose. Wahaha!

You mean Wu2 Meng4 Da2. Wah Lao!

Hahaha...ok... I like your approach. Just a fuck right?

[KCLIM73]

Originally posted by simimabochap
Definition of "Chio" is attractive and seductive .Sorry I still maintain my point No. 5 as UGLY .
Its either "CHIO" or "UGLY ,never have in between.
That's how I size up the Tui Na girls when I do my recce.

Again, your definition may be different from another guy's definition. And I have to say this. What you find attractive, like you like big breasts, another who likes small cuppable ones, will not like. So, it's still subjective.

And 'never in between'? Again, I dun agree with that.

Kudos to your method of sizing them up bro. So, which are the can make it ones that you have tried? Care to share so we roughly know what kind is chio?

How about GL or dragon/executive/leisure hc? have you tried girls from there before? How many % of them are 'ugly'?

[Microsoft]

Originally posted by KCLIM73
You mean Wu2 Meng4 Da2. Wah Lao!

Hahaha...ok... I like your approach. Just a fuck right?

Nope not wu meng da but quite close. U got watch shaolin soccer onot? Neh tat 1 tat do Zhao wei makeup one leir.

Can be quite motiviating 1 u know. While bonking i promise myself to work hard, make at least enough money and never ever need 2 be touch again by any of these cock sucking mother fucking son of a bitch! This remain true till today after almost 20 yrs. Heehee.

Wat i m trying 2 say is after tat i can accept lower standard as norm.

Bro simimabochap, what u have said may be very true, thats why we have forum like this to get bros together to find the other 10%.

[girllover]

Sorry bro choonho, I dun know how my login crossed with yours.

[hearthrob]

Can anyone comment on point 16 - whether is it true?
Any example?

[factor-x]

Originally posted by hearthrob2202
Can anyone comment on point 16 - whether is it true?
Any example?

Quite true.

Unless it's 90% Eventually Get Fcuked By Customers, then maybe have to think bout the stats for a while.

[power69]

Originally posted by simimabochap
90% accuracy on Tui Na Babes :

1. 90% of them wear jeans/pants on the job.
2. 90% of them 30 years and above
3. 90% of them have a child studying in Singapore
4. 90% can do basic Tui Na
5. 90% of them ugly
6. 90% plumb
7. 90% do it for extra income
8. 90% dont do BJ/FJ
9. 90% charge 50 for HJ for the 1st time
10.90% do HJ only.
11.90% wear black/colour bras.
12.90% don't wear G-string
13.90% do HJ mechanically.
14.90% do not wear glassess
15.90% wear T-shirt on the job
16.90% EVENTUALLY get FUCKED.

the last 1 is a consolation prize who patronise them and invest on them, so u got a chance to bonk them so ok wat , jus like those bar gal in the 70s, need to go there often then can bonk them, those r not pdmm but our local mm/auntie

[owen10]

hmmm ... i guess the 'findings' are somewhat controversial. on what total does bro bochap derive his 90% from? 90% on his observances/experiences or 90% based on the general comments in this forum? i guess some of d more lao jiao bros will beg to differ fr some of the 'findings'.

[KCLIM73]

Originally posted by Microsoft

Wat i m trying 2 say is after tat i can accept lower standard as norm.

Meaningful. Actually, I would say that 10 years ago, every decent girl to me looks like fuckable material....

But over the years with more experience with girls, I got more choosy over the girls. Like arms too flabby, tummy too big, calves not nice, cannot dress well, makeup not nice...blah blah blah...so...

[simimabochap]

bro KCLIM,
That's the difference between "Chio" and "Ugly".
Your preference is similar to all mine (and majority) unless like my uncle who's now in his 60's ..finds the 40+ auntie very chio.
I speak for all brothers that definition of Chio is minimum:
1.Face attractive
2.Body not have bulge,flabby arms ands thighs
3.seductive looking
4.Breast at least minmun standard..
5.Could be 30+ but look younger.

Bro Owen, I am what you refer as Lau Chiau in my early 40s and my younger chiong days are a disgrace to humanity.
Just imagine in the 80's I have even tried screwing stoned girls during the R&R in Taiwan..compliments from the SAF who send me year after year for training.

On a sober note, age has caught up and I find some excitement being able to attract Tui Na girls as a hobby.

Younger bros below 30+, a kind advice...enjoy now cos when you reach your 50s ,you might be willing but your didi can't.

[Microsoft]

Think diff bros hav different preference. I'm just the other way round. In my young days, WL must be chio... Then too many bad experience. Maybe just my luck tat quite a bit of those chio 1 are nothing more then a pc of dead meat on bed. Might as well go market, buy a pc of pork, wrap it round my dick and diy.

Of course there's a min accectable std on the looks... but attitude and skill bcome more important. Else i cnot cum. Kerker.