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Old 20-11-2008, 12:37 AM
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Talking How I fumbled and still got myself a FB.. or was it the other way round?

I've always thought that F-Buddy(ies)... How the hell do people get their hand on one of those.. LOL

It's like those "Hard-To-Get" Magic trading cards 15 or 20 years ago.. Black Lotus or something.. when you get one, the feeling would be like "Woohooo!"... To the rest of the adults, it would be like hitting a hole in one.

To me, being able to know someone and indulge in sexual trysts without the emotional entanglement, that just sounded out of this world.

Its like Darth Vader saying, "Luke, I AM your Father" and the audience were like... "NO WAY!"

This happened to me a while back and I'll try to recall what happened..
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Old 20-11-2008, 12:53 AM
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Re: How I fumbled and still got myself a FB.. or was it the other way round?

hmm...stories u continue ...stop u must not...

may the "fu*k" be with you...
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Old 20-11-2008, 01:13 AM
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Re: How I fumbled and still got myself a FB.. or was it the other way round?

Bro tootgong, Understand many might not, but try to finish I will


One day I received a message from a friend of mine,

AnyRider
"Anakinsextalker, free are you tonight?"

Anakinsextalker
"AnyRider, plans tonight have you?"

AnyRider
"Anakinsextalker, Head down to the Y'lfnogard Club would you? Other Jedi, contacting I still am."

Anakinsextalker
"AnyRider, I sense that Padme's coming back tonight."

AnyRider
"Anakinsextalker, Fark your sense. We party first. Many Evil Pussies there are..."

Anakinsextalker
"AnyRider, . . . . . . erm . . . . well . . . . FuckTheFrigginForceSense. . . . I in! "
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Old 20-11-2008, 01:17 AM
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Re: How I fumbled and still got myself a FB.. or was it the other way round?

I'm amazed how the forum has become so negative. I'm typing out my story and I got zapped -4 by one chap..

20-11-2008 12:57 AM why can't you recall first, then start the thread?

Bro, leave your name down.. if you're so impatient... then read other threads, I'm not putting a friggin gun to your head that you must read my post.

Piss off.
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Re: How I fumbled and still got myself a FB.. or was it the other way round?

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Understand many might not, but try to finish I will
TS, good start so far but if you continue with yoda language I believe you will finish your story only at Christmas

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Old 20-11-2008, 01:44 AM
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Re: How I fumbled and still got myself a FB.. or was it the other way round?

Wha in such a short time u got zapped? My god are there ppl around waiting to zap ppl??
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Re: How I fumbled and still got myself a FB.. or was it the other way round?

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TS, good start so far but if you continue with yoda language I believe you will finish your story only at Christmas

Zap, you will ignore
Fret, you must not
Story, you shall continue

Yeah.. I'll probably in moderation by then..

And to samster and those clones. PISS OFF!
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Wha in such a short time u got zapped? My god are there ppl around waiting to zap ppl??

lol.. Doesn't matter to me. Its just numbers.. if I get zapped to kingdom come.. I'll just pray to sammyboyfor and see if I got some compassionate points.. if not then no story.. No big deal for me.
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Re: How I fumbled and still got myself a FB.. or was it the other way round?

come on... I am sure there are ppl who appreciate... can't up u thou cause I got no power on my own... but keep ur stories coming... I had scan for a FB for years without success.....
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Old 20-11-2008, 02:26 AM
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Re: How I fumbled and still got myself a FB.. or was it the other way round?

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come on... I am sure there are ppl who appreciate... can't up u thou cause I got no power on my own... but keep ur stories coming... I had scan for a FB for years without success.....
As long as I'm not in moderation, I'll definately post. For those who wanna read that is..

Don't worry about upping me. What goes around comes around. It's a zero sum game. Someone zaps me, someone adds me. It sorta just balances itself out..

Let me just continue in the next post.
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Re: How I fumbled and still got myself a FB.. or was it the other way round?

The way you post, I like it. Continue
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Old 20-11-2008, 02:46 AM
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Re: How I fumbled and still got myself a FB.. or was it the other way round?

To add on to fellow samster vinsc,

The FB holy grail has eluded me and I was just lamenting to someone only just too recent before my unexpected situation....

Cont...

AnyRider and myself both arrived at the Y'lfnogard Club with a long queue developing. We were awaiting another fellow Jedi who had a knack for being late. (Same thing happened when the Jedi's were heavly ambushed previously.. hmm I wonder why...)

We decided that we wouldn't wait anymore and decided to queue up first. Finally when it was our term, the fella in black suit (who was most likely the chap in charge of the gate) said . . .

"Are you fella's member? It's a private club."

AnyRider lifted up his right hand and did a motion from left to right, saying
("Yes, You are our members, please come inside.")

The fella in black suit repeated and we were let in.

Phew.. so far so good...

Once in the club, Jedi Master AnyRider used his Force Sense (Pussy) and he kept on walking through the sea of crowd.

I just followed closely behind, hoping that he hopefully doesn't lead me to some dried up well by the desert...
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Old 20-11-2008, 02:48 AM
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The way you post, I like it. Continue
Thank you.

And for that I will continue 1 more post before I sleep. Hang on BigBlueBird..
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Re: How I fumbled and still got myself a FB.. or was it the other way round?

...

After snaking through the crowd for about 10mins with Jedi Master AnyRider pausing and sniffing the air (Is that a new Jedi Skill - Sniff Pussy?)

Anakinsextalker:
"Master AnyRider, it seems that your pussy sniffing skills have suffered lately.."

AnyRider:
"Master Anakinsextalker, the skill is not taught but nutured through years of discipline and the master of the arts of cunnilugus, the situation now is that there are the good, the bad and the ugly. Many pussies we have here. Good one only, shall we want."

Now hearing that, I decided against speaking.. he was right, we only want the good pussies.

...

All for tonite!
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Re: How I fumbled and still got myself a FB.. or was it the other way round?

Full of nonsense you are...
But your stories I like...
Up your points I will...
May the F*** be with you
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