Bernice - Housing Agent

[Batiustar]

Originally Posted by Xeus

You are right and hope to read more.

The more the merrier

[guyorgirl]

Originally Posted by terwong

You don't have to put your real age, but surely everyone knows you need to be 35 to buy a HDB for singles. Unless, of course, the HDB in question is actually the condo you are living in - it's a no brainer...

Hahaha... happy wondering

Originally Posted by Batiustar

The more the merrier

Coming!

[guyorgirl]

Sorry all, was tied up today.

Late posting, but better late than never.


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PayNow? PayLah? Don't have, back then, all these were non-existent and bank transfers take 2-3 days. Cheques were the professional things, but they come at a cost of course.

Bernice sat there dumbfounded and didn't ask anymore except to continue with paper work and getting me to endorse a mountain of paperwork.

Explained to me what other fees are needed, etc and finally reaching her commission. She looked perturbed and paused.







gog: What's wrong? Your comms right? How much do I have to prepare for it?

B(ernice): Er...

gog: $X? or x%?

B: I'll give you discount for being my first close.

Can I be your first cock outside marriage too?

Obviously, I didn't ask that, but like all men, we think with cock not heads, I do itch a bit and thought about it but decided still to not even try. People is a good lady, shall not forget what happened with Alicia.







gog: Sure, I'll say thanks then.

We closed the deal at a specified amount, prepared the comms and then we continued with dinner.

Ordered some sashimi and she was rather clumsy, dropping it into the soya sauce which caused a small splatter and some drops ended up on her white blouse above her breasts.

You folks know how soya sauce and dark sauces are, they STAIN immediately. I watched her trying hard to wipe it off with wet tissue, dabbing her chest area, and inevitably, the area got wet from the tissue.

I could see some shape of the bra and a better outline of it. It was not half cups, but a bit traditional, full cup, but still nonetheless, sexy in it's own way. Slightly stirred, and I felt like having an outlet.






B: Oops.

gog: Don't think you can get it out like that will need to wash.

Damn, why I didn't have my own place, I can invite her and let her remove her blouse to wash.

As she cleaned and tried harder, the blouse got more drenched, and allowed me to see her bra more clearer. Fuck, this is sexy. An older lady, married and ... forbidden.







gog: Leave it, you can't get rid of it, go home wash better, I'll send you home later.

[terwong]

Originally Posted by guyorgirl

Hahaha... happy wondering

Haha. Not happy wondering. Just calling out a fatal lie.

[guyorgirl]

Originally Posted by terwong

Haha. Not happy wondering. Just calling out a fatal lie.

Hahaha.. is it fatal?

[guyorgirl]

Good morning all!!!!

Rainy day.. just finished washing car.



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B(ernice): Huh?

gog: You want to take MRT/bus in that blouse?

Or you should just remove it and sit in my car all the way.







gog: At least you won't be seen in public with dirty blouse.

B: I still need to go to seller place...

gog: Aiyah, another day lor, tomorrow also can.

B: But...

gog: Don't be stubborn can? You scared I change my mind ah?

Bernice looked a bit shocked I was so aggressive. Oops.







B: Okay...

Bernice was quite soft in reply and didn't seem to argue anymore. I guess I was overboard.







gog: Sorry, didn't mean to raise my voice.

Bernice shook her head and didn't say anymore. We finished dinner, and I sent her home.

From here on, it was more of a follow up, meeting Bernice to discuss, finalize, sign papers, HDB appointments etc.

All in all I met Bernice infrequently, usually for short while like 5-10minutes. Like pull-ups, once you break the first egg (zero), normally, very fast, you improve and do more.

Bernice started to pick up in her role as a realtor, professional pics, blazers, and all. I was sort of glad for her. All in all, she also didn't just drop me because of my cheap purchase, she still followed up with me till the HDB appointment.











B: I'll meet you tomorrow at 1.45pm at HDB hub. Bring your blah blah blah...

Yes, tomorrow's the day, taking over the keys, signing and completing the handover. So fast, it's already 4 months. Quite smooth for a newbie. That also means this story is coming to an end.

[JBlunt]

You only made a move after four months? Since when you are so patient?

Originally Posted by guyorgirl

Good morning all!!!!

.

Yes, tomorrow's the day, taking over the keys, signing and completing the handover. So fast, it's already 4 months. Quite smooth for a newbie. That also means this story is coming to an end.

[lipe]

Hahaha

Did you not notice?

No one complain about BLUE BALLS.

All were patiently waiting for the big moment.

Not even a hug or kiss.

Originally Posted by JBlunt

You only made a move after four months? Since when you are so patient?

[guyorgirl]

Originally Posted by JBlunt

You only made a move after four months? Since when you are so patient?

Not really.

Sometimes you see somebody, you don't think so much. Bernice didn't get the "want to fuck feel" from me. It was when I met her walking towards me and also during this dinner, I felt lured toward her psychologically as an adult female.

The attraction grows on you, sometimes might be a normal looking person, which you take no interest and suddenly your cock goes 'ding'.

If you know what I mean, that is.

There's still a roller coaster after this... so not yet... NOT yet.

Originally Posted by lipe

Hahaha

Did you not notice?

No one complain about BLUE BALLS.

All were patiently waiting for the big moment.

Not even a hug or kiss.

I noticed, all waiting to jump on me when it starts... this feeling is horrible and evil.. you all hor, better treat me nice!!

[guyorgirl]

Before people say i blue them...



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For real? You folks believe? NAH.... I won't blue you folks like this... I will make sure you folks take a knife and cut off your own balls because I will fucking blue you until you hate me.

HAHAHAHAHHAHA.






Bernice wore a blazer, short skirt.

Tik-tok, tik-tok, her heels dug into the ground as she approached me at HDB hub. I also noticed the seller agent and sellers nearby.

I stared at her.

She was busy telling me the process, explaining but I wasn't responding.





B(ernice): So.. erm... you okay?

gog: You look different.

B: I put on make up?

AHHHHHHH yes, no wonder her lips looks so red and her face was peachier in color than usual, must be foundation. Every time I meet her, she seems to change, smiley, happy and more pleasant..

She looks very radiant, was it the closure of her first sales?

[terwong]

Originally Posted by guyorgirl

Hahaha.. is it fatal?

Fatal in the sense that it's a dead giveaway you are lying, unlike other more subtle lies which one can argue could still go under the radar (like you being a gentleman, etc). This lie is factually irreconcilable.

Alright - don't let me hold you up. Get back to your award-winning masterpiece.

[junior_cannibal]

CB Gog, side track, have you ever had two or more FB before? Or for whatever reason, you are always a One FB man at one time?
If this is too sensitive to answer, just skip, need not ask me to guess.

[guyorgirl]

Originally Posted by terwong

Fatal in the sense that it's a dead giveaway you are lying, unlike other more subtle lies which one can argue could still go under the radar (like you being a gentleman, etc). This lie is factually irreconcilable.

Alright - don't let me hold you up. Get back to your award-winning masterpiece.

Actually, it's working just the way I wanted it. Hahahaha.

Don't worry about it, feel free to ask and chat here. It's open here. Not here to lie or anything except about the story's facts and details. HAHAHA.

Originally Posted by junior_cannibal

CB Gog, side track, have you ever had two or more FB before? Or for whatever reason, you are always a One FB man at one time?
If this is too sensitive to answer, just skip, need not ask me to guess.

If you followed Janice, Penny, Lindi, Milly? If you meant in the bed at the same time, no, I find it hard to manage and fulfill the desires of 2 women at the same time. I mean who should I shoot into? It's not like I can shoot 10s and give 5s to each.

If you meant during a period of time, yes... Janice, Penny, Lindi, or Janice, Milly, Penny, and some others, but that didn't happen.

[guyorgirl]

GOOOOOOOOOD Morning all!! How's the blue coming along?

Hehehe...


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gog: Your first close so you wore make up? Want to make me buy another ah?

Bernice covered her mouth with hand and giggled gently.






B(ernice): You are my first (fuck) customer ma, must wear nice nice.

Since Bernice closed my deal, she had gotten confident a lot and went on to close many more others. In the mere 4 months, she became quite successful in her role after breaking her 0. She rose fast and furious, even above her mentor - Koon.

I guess when you are pretty, and diligent, you get more successful?

This was the last day I'll likely get to see Bernice after the keys have exchanged hands and sales concluded.

It was similar to many bros here I believe. Meet, greet, sign, pay whatever is outstanding or missing, get the keys only to hand it back to the sellers as they will be staying there longer till their new flat is renovated.







gog: So this is it, you'll be ignoring me and not seeing me anymore.

I gave a bit of a sad face to Bernice. Would be nice to have her more than an agent, not say fuck buddy but a friend? I always try to befriend people so that doesn't seem so transactional.






B: Well, anything you need, can still give me a call. I'll help you with whatever I can?

The usual crap joke came out.







gog: Introduce me your daughter?

Unexpectedly, Bernice cracked a joke which I didn't expect. But... led me to believe it would be possible.