Hunan Bunny Hop in Shenzhen China, Jusco Style.

Last Monday night was my first opportunity to try the Shenzhen MTR in China. I will be the first to admit that the SZ metro does not measure up to his Hong Kong counterpart, although the two subway systems do have 2 things in common; they are both underground and they both take people to places they want to go. But that is where the similarities end.

The Hong Kong MTR is incredibly well planned, and can get you to where you need to be in a fraction of the time that you could by driving a car. The SZ metro stops at every fire hydrant and newspaper stand in Shenzhen. I think that at last count there were about 400 stations between Window of the World and Jusco. But the good news is that the metro does indeed stop at Jusco, so now there is one less reason not to go there (except for the 400 stops along the way, of course).

So stop at Jusco I did, after too long an absence from SZ. I wandered the alleys in classic style, with cold beer in hand and shit eating grin on face. The talent was a little limited on Monday evening, but alley 4 had one shop with two interesting prospects from Hunan. I accepted the Mama’s invitation to sit with a 20-year old cutie from Hunan. She was 5 feet nothing, 45 kg or less, and a perfect body; 35-25-35. Unbelievable. But I learned after sitting for over 20 minutes that this BBS only had one apartment with 2 beds around the corner. Someone needs to give Mama a lesson in marketing.

But the wait was worth it. There was precious little BBBJ in the room, nor would she allow me to DATY. And everyone knows, well most everyone anyway knows, that Raz likes to eat. So how is it possible that the wait was worth it then, you ask? Good question. Allow me to explain.

After lifting her up and doing her mid air, I sensed that she wanted to ride the pony. And so I gave her a pony ride. Suddenly, I decided that it was also time to teach her an important phrase in English. As she bounced up and down, I told her to say “I love so fuck!” What does it mean?, she asked in Chinese. I told her in Chinese that it meant that she enjoyed making love. And then she asked again how to say it. And before you know it, I had the cutest girl bouncing up and down on me, all the while chanting “I love to fuck, I love to fuck!” Even after I popped, she continued with the ritual, until I made her stop.

The cost of having a beautiful BBS girl from Hunan for 30 minutes of fun, 150 RMB. Having her chant “I like to Fuck” while she rides your pony, priceless. For everything else, there’s MasterCard.

Raz

[hcmanic]

Originally Posted by RasSpewtin

Unbelievable. But I learned after sitting for over 20 minutes that this BBS only had one apartment with 2 beds around the corner. Someone needs to give Mama a lesson in marketing.

The cost of having a beautiful BBS girl from Hunan for 30 minutes of fun, 150 RMB. Having her chant “I like to Fuck” while she rides your pony, priceless. For everything else, there’s MasterCard.

Raz

You complained about their marketing but they improved so much and can accept Mastercard now or issit just your chanting rhymes?

And I am glad you enjoy the bed provided, the last time i was somewhere, i have to be in the sit-up position (both hands behind my head) for the whole session... sigh....

Anyway, if you are game for ONS... there is a branch of true colour further down... But the most happening event there when I left China 3 months ago was what HKie call "si fang chai"... but for this you must have contacts....
mostly other people's wifes / mistress / gfs....

[Faidenk]

Informative, hilarious and witty - a writing style much to be envied.

Salute!

[airbrush]

Originally Posted by RasSpewtin

The SZ metro stops at every fire hydrant and newspaper stand in Shenzhen. I think that at last count there were about 400 stations between Window of the World and Jusco.

Harlo brother from Window of the World to Jusco where got 400 stations...issit typo error or you miss counted...from Window Of World to Luohu is only 15 stations....

[gincharm]

Originally Posted by airbrush

Harlo brother from Window of the World to Jusco where got 400 stations...issit typo error or you miss counted...from Window Of World to Luohu is only 15 stations....

Hey bro Airbush, that's marketing from Ras .. . . he forgot to add that each of the 400 MTR stops are supported by BBSs with merchandises shouting "I love to FUCK" - so when you get to Jusco, you can crawl out for a refresher at Starbucks. Yo, long time no see ..... when you kambing bak to SZ?

[banana]

ha ha! corny thread!

[kalibugan]

Originally Posted by RasSpewtin

But the good news is that the metro does indeed stop at Jusco, so now there is one less reason not to go there (except for the 400 stops along the way, of course).

so based on this sz metro map which stop is jusco? gettin off the specific station where do i head off to see this pretty hunan lass of yours? little help pls.....thnks

[Sperminator]

Originally Posted by kalibugan

so based on this sz metro map which stop is jusco? gettin off the specific station where do i head off to see this pretty hunan lass of yours? little help pls.....thnks

Hi Kalibugan,

Go to KeXueGuan, or Science Centre Metro Station...

Jusco is just 2 minutes walk from that station.

And to reference to the BBS, it's Jusco, South... go find a 7 Eleven there, and you'll be able to hit the jackpot of 2 lanes of BBS...

Have FUN!

[kalibugan]

thnks for the directions sperminator, i'll give it a try. hopefully i can hit the jackpot!