Ideas to get hospitalised

[FuckingPerfect]

Any one here have good idea or experience to share on how to get meself hospitalised on purpose?

[TonyStarkMK8]

Any one here have good idea or experience to share on how to get meself hospitalised on purpose?

Lmao you come let me whack the fuck out of you lor.

But hor we have to sign agreement that I'm just assisting you on getting hospitalized lol. :D

[hamsapkwai]

walk in front of a car :p

[oxeso]

Any one here have good idea or experience to share on how to get meself hospitalised on purpose?

Bend down butt naked in a gay's pub toilet??:p Just joking..:)
It's not a gd idea.. but there r check ups or minor surgeries tat requires hospitalization.
Gd luck, bro..

[naemlo]

Any one here have good idea or experience to share on how to get meself hospitalised on purpose?

It is time for u to go mental hospital have a check up. Guess u will stay there for a period of time....

[sammyboyfor]

Any one here have good idea or experience to share on how to get meself hospitalised on purpose?

Shove a large gerbil up your arse.

http://www.jimgoad.net/index.shtml?rectalforeignbodies

[karoosel]

...cosmetic surgery? gonna be pricey though ;)

[Brainstorm]

There are many advertisements here. Book a fl from any of these advertisements. Fuck and then don't pay. Then stay there and don't run away. The hospital is coming to admit you as a patient.

[esssinine]

borrow lots of money from several bad ass ah longs

spend it all on expensive hookers

when its time to pay and they call you , yell at them and say

kun ne nau boo chau chee by dont pay u so what !!!

then find a secluded spot tell them where u are and u wait

[zeusfist]

roll down the staircase. jump down from level 2 or 3

[DO_YOU_BJ]

10 post Liao. Can up n keep le wahaha :D

[(o)(o) Tuner]

(1) Bang your head against the wall
(2) Roll the wheel of a car (Cherry QQ) over foot.
(3) Stab yourself on the thigh with a fruit knife
(4) Swallow 10 sleeping pills after you call 911

:D :D :D

[owl888]

go circumcise, but before u go hospitalize be sure to buy more insurance, especially hospital insurance, hospitalization income insurance, etc. :D :D

[whiplash]

Wah, best idea yet. :D
Somemore can chio minas. Best. :D


go circumcise, but before u go hospitalize be sure to buy more insurance, especially hospital insurance, hospitalization income insurance, etc. :D :D

[cncs]

Any one here have good idea or experience to share on how to get meself hospitalised on purpose?

TS, u r strange, want to share why you want to purposely get injured n lay on a hospital bed??

[Tom83]

Hi TS

Shout, Scream and self-talk at public. Beat yourself up and bite yourself after policeman arrive. Chance of free stay at IMH is close 100%.

[Greendevil]

TS, here a simple procedure to get hospitalize. Following tools required:
2 plastic bag
1 bag of ice
1 knife
1 chopping board (optional)

Step 1: Call your fav hospital. You may also indicate your meal preference and ward type to minimize admission time later.
Step 2:Put your dick on the chopping board and use the knife to
Chop it off.
Step 3: very important, calmly put your amputated dick into the first bag. Next put the bag into the second bag filled with ice to preserve it.

Now you just wait calmly for the ambulance to arrive. While waiting, you may also consider to youtube on first aid procedure to minimize the bleeding so you don't go into a shock.

Hope this suggestion does help.

[xuanz]

Any one here have good idea or experience to share on how to get meself hospitalised on purpose?

Tonight 11pm, around Lower Seletar Reservoir. You just hang around there, I will get my lao kao friends aka monkeys to attack you.

[angnn62]

Hi TS

May i propose this idea:

Walking around the Geylang area. Get handphone ready to call 995. Whenever see a muscular man, just point the center figure at him and say vowel words. Hope they could render their assistance.

Any one here have good idea or experience to share on how to get meself hospitalised on purpose?

[Mountain]

Need Chao kena till want hospitalize ar. Please la bro, wake up your idea. You don't wanna wish to stay in hospital!

[desireme88]

so u can claim from ur hospitalization plan? lol...

[joHnnyBoy90]

TS want to claim medical insurance?? :confused:

[SaveMoney]

May be can try drink alot of expired milk

[buiszbuisz]

Maybe u can state your intentions more clearly so u can get better advises...lol.

but nowadays, to get MC, limped and walk into A & E with knee problems will get u a 5days to a week.....

it also depend on your acting skills. lol.

[tenggiri]

Ts mia. Hope he didn't take some of the advice here too literally hehe :p

[BBBJOK]

Bro

Hospitalize is not a good idea. It is very boring and suffering. Best is not to try.

Regards


Any one here have good idea or experience to share on how to get meself hospitalised on purpose?

[havana]

Go strip naked and walk on the road:D

[Gaofar]

What the??...!!!!

Serious?? May we know what purpose is it for? "Siam" exam? Get medical claim? Induce empathy from GF/Spouse/Babe? For experience sake???

Aiyoh.. What is the world coming to?..

Ok, for the fun of topic, try this:

To be warded/hospitalized entails you need to be medically serious in nature before you can into it, thus a simple case of headache won't do. Short of inflicting physical damage to yourself, our human body's digestive system is our next weak link. If you are lactose-intolerant, this will be even better 'cause simply downing a litre of full cream milk within 2mins will confirm provide instant reactions within 10 to 15mins but still will not be severe enough.

Take a blender and mix the following: 1 litre of full cream milk, 500grams of yogurt, some fruits (banana/watermelon/papaya), and to throw a spanner to wreck the system, wasabi and/or curry powder (for real funk, a drip or two of "Turbo-Lax" or the whole bottle for funky effect!)!!

See if you can hold and tahan to the A&E dept to your nearest hospital... :D

[MrSeahLK]

Bro

May be he can claim hospital bill from ins. Plus receive cash compensation for each day of stay.

Regards

[Mozzi]

This is plain silly. :confused:

[furritales]

hahaaa.... guess TS want to get HL (hospitalization leave) on purpose....

i know of someone who did this...she badly needed a few days of HL to settle some stuff as she had ran out of Annual leave and medical leave....

she went to TTSH A&E and complain of severe neck pain (of course bluff de). she told the doctor she was in a taxi a while ago and the taxi suddenly brake...she was thrown forward the seat and after a while she developed pain on her cervical region. (there is a condition call whiplash). immediately they put her on neck support... xrays ..and hosp for a day. they also gave her a jab for pain killer. thats the downside. if u cannot tolerate injections then too bad. they discharge her the next day and gave her 5 days of hosp leave. ;)

[seanp]

Maybe he just wanna get spoongr bath :D:D i know i do :D:D