binding boobz

[japboy]

show on but no need actorz ...me iz audience....actblur and lawry will fuk the ger both. i c c onli

how cum u r still ard? i've oreadi went 4 dinner n back.. but later gng out again...

[uglyger]

how cum u r still ard? i've oreadi went 4 dinner n back.. but later gng out again...
i juz log on about an hr back....heh u goin to chiong ar...happening...
tml i haf sch sadz even though iz public hol

[japboy]

i juz log on about an hr back....heh u goin to chiong ar...happening...
tml i haf sch sadz even though iz public hol

oh izit? at home now?..... well, sort of... but i'm as dead as a log now... beri sleepy now... haiz....

how cum? morning got dancing class n afternoon got investment banking izit?...

[uglyger]

oh izit? at home now?..... well, sort of... but i'm as dead as a log now... beri sleepy now... haiz....

how cum? morning got dancing class n afternoon got investment banking izit?...

yup.....me no life hor

[japboy]

yup.....me no life hor

knock ur block head~!.... skooling life is my best times.... wat no life... most happening life...

i jz wish mi skool life is more happening... i spent most mugging n drinking away.... dat's no life...

u r doing things dat will benefit u in future...

[uglyger]

knock ur block head~!.... skooling life is my best times.... wat no life... most happening life...

i jz wish mi skool life is more happening... i spent most mugging n drinking away.... dat's no life...

u r doing things dat will benefit u in future...

i spend mine muggin n poztin on forum n gunboundin ...heheh :D

[japboy]

i spend mine muggin n poztin on forum n gunboundin ...heheh

typical student life... i luv gunbound as well... but i stopped it 2 get addicted... did cs n warcraft as well.... nearly got into world of oz as well.. .but luckily not...

[uglyger]

typical student life... i luv gunbound as well... but i stopped it 2 get addicted... did cs n warcraft as well.... nearly got into world of oz as well.. .but luckily not...

yea...i tink gunbound iz more addictive den xxx...once i plae veri hard to stop...mother scold le den stop...even then i not happie to log off...n i hate being dizrupted in the middle of the game...:p wat bot u uzed?

[japboy]

yea...i tink gunbound iz more addictive den xxx...once i plae veri hard to stop...mother scold le den stop...even then i not happie to log off...n i hate being dizrupted in the middle of the game... wat bot u uzed?

not gonna tell u as i've entirely quitted.. if not u will know who i am... :X

hope u dun mind...

anyway, gtg now... c ya~! enjoy ur nite.. :D

i'm having a gd time watching american idol... kekeke...

[KoLianTai]

yea... there are more games to get addicted rather than xxx... lol. I can play games 24/7 but not cum/erect 24/7 :p

Btw, nice picx of urself getting boinked ^^

[uglyger]

yea... there are more games to get addicted rather than xxx... lol. I can play games 24/7 but not cum/erect 24/7 :p

Btw, nice picx of urself getting boinked ^^

haha thankz...but too uneven tan lol.....dat y i dun go beach le...dat was a few mth ago...hehe
game veri addictive i can spend the whole dae in front of the comp hee

[Eternity_Gal]

haha thankz...but too uneven tan lol.....dat y i dun go beach le...dat was a few mth ago...hehe
game veri addictive i can spend the whole dae in front of the comp hee

all the more u should stay under the sun.. it's good to stay out a while to keep urself healthy.. Uneven tan?? Of coz lah, unless u want to strip all off to suntan..

[uglyger]

all the more u should stay under the sun.. it's good to stay out a while to keep urself healthy.. Uneven tan?? Of coz lah, unless u want to strip all off to suntan..
i wizh can strip all to tan or end up the boobz n the puzzy there not tan look ugly

[Eternity_Gal]

Well, in Sg. it's not legal.. maybe if you want, you can fly over to Aussie nude beaches, where they allow that..

[oxilary]

i thought got the artificial suntan machine ? :p

[uglyger]

i thought got the artificial suntan machine ? :p

as requezted thiz iz a recent pic of my boobz in bra...colour more even..

[warresg]

So that must be the legendary black bra strap. :eek:

[uglyger]

So that's the legendary black bra strap. :D

yea....i lozt the strap now cannot wear da bra coz i hate wearin straplezz sad

[oxilary]

strapless like vv easy to slip off arh..

[KoLianTai]

wooo, i think the bra too small to support ur titties... Time to change new one? Haha... i suppose alot of sammies here would sponsor them.

I think the previous 2 pics u have was nicer ^^ :D

[Frankiestine]

Ooh UG I tok you lost your hp camera.....so who is the camera man.....alamak i volunteer my service some more....next shot i take ok....this time without the black bra and full frontal....howizthat??

[cuntarow]

nice black bra hahaha :)

[uglyger]

wooo, i think the bra too small to support ur titties... Time to change new one? Haha... i suppose alot of sammies here would sponsor them.

I think the previous 2 pics u have was nicer ^^ :D

dude they r half cup...so obviousli can see more den the normal bra

and by the wae i jus lost my hp a 3 weeks back so yea....wish u guys a happie dae...bored of sch

btw i like wearin low cut tops hahaha but my mum disapprove of me wearin em :(

[oxilary]

another conservative mum.. lol :p

[uglyger]

another conservative mum.. lol :p

yea lor..wat to do...dat's y i haf curfews even though i m 21 le n i m turning 22 in feb..but mani pple sae i look around 18 - 19. geesh. 22 le...but still got so mani restrictions so irritatin. when i was 18 i tot when i reached 21 i would haf more freedom.......but nah...mama still expect me to go home by 1030pm...latest 11 (n also cannot always stay out until 11) sigh...dat's y i can only club once in a blue moon....n i cannot stay out overnight :(

[oxilary]

Initial stages of a young adult for most girls not easy to get freedom. But ur curfew timing oso abit early arh for ur age..

It's either u slowly talk to ur mum and earn her trust.. or wait till it comes once u have the earning power :)

[jig_sg]

Aiyah, life so short... there's not enough time already?!
Its too short for 1 life why go and change into another? No time lah. Do the best with what you have.

Why get so bothered about getting a bf? You have friends right? Hang with them lah. If now dun haf bf, next time lor. Have have dun have dun have lah. Since you're already willing to become a butch and rid yourself of guys, what's the rush? Wait lor... Either he comes or not onli mah, why cut off totally? Its like if a guy cant get it up, then chop it off, is it?! Now cannot but next time maybe leh... To all those impotent guys, aren't you glad viagra came along? Haha...

I dont think its got anything to do wif your zodiac sign, I find all gals very emotional and rash but hey gals will be gals. You are no different. And the same goes for guys. They ... sad to say, will be guys. We will always think with their dick but granted somethimes we will be very nice... but of course in hope of being rewarded lah. Hehe.. But hey, sex is normal and its part of what binds two people together. Its just a matter of who likes and wants it more...

[KoLianTai]

aiyah... i complimenting abt ur big boobs u gimme bra education... LOL... Aiyah, in ur parent's eyes u are always a small girl.

[ignis sport]

hmmm rasa sentosa....can get staff discount at US$45++per night stay... :)

[diesel]

'Apa machiam'? :( Isn't this discussion thread started by uglyger suppose to help her?

[uglyger]

Initial stages of a young adult for most girls not easy to get freedom. But ur curfew timing oso abit early arh for ur age..

It's either u slowly talk to ur mum and earn her trust.. or wait till it comes once u have the earning power :)

ya..i tink i onli can haf more freedom once i m workin n financialli independent :(

[oxilary]

don't worry.. shudn't be too long :)

and you can always have a good heart to heart talk with ur mum.. i believe things can be worked out ;)

[japboy]

yea lor..wat to do...dat's y i haf curfews even though i m 21 le n i m turning 22 in feb..dat's y i can only club once in a blue moon....n i cannot stay out overnight

it's understandable at such a fertile age... but i guess u started cheonging a bit late..... dat's y ur mum is still giving u curfews now... poor thing... mine was lifted when i was 16...
well, ur bd is ard end of nx mth, so if i c sum one having a bd bash, i guess it'll b u...

[KoLianTai]

hahaha perharps on ur 22nd bdae u can hint to ur parents... mama papa, 22 candles ALREADY lehz! LOL... Or mabbie when u buy bra... you can say EH MUM! I'm no longer wearing that singlet/training bra *winkwink

[uglyger]

it's understandable at such a fertile age... but i guess u started cheonging a bit late..... dat's y ur mum is still giving u curfews now... poor thing... mine was lifted when i was 16...
well, ur bd is ard end of nx mth, so if i c sum one having a bd bash, i guess it'll b u...

ha ha....wat u mean by fertile...nah...i dun organize bdae bash...my bdaez r
alwayz veri toned down...onli buy cake n makan wif 3 or 4 good friendz. no bash 4 me. firzt time i go club was 18...at dat time even more crazy...left at 11pm when da party juz started...now i stay a bit later...till around 130...but cannot club often...once in a few mthz like dat

[pinkpanther]

WAH! After so many posts, uglyger r u still binding ur (.)(.) :confused:

[uglyger]

WAH! After so many posts, uglyger r u still binding ur (.)(.) :confused:

whether i bind or not iz none of ur biz lol

[cbjuiceyumseng]

whether i bind or not iz none of ur biz lol

Didn't see u at the airport, bitterly disappointed. :(

[KoLianTai]

wah sad, i give suggestion also kanna zap 2 points...

[japboy]

ha ha....wat u mean by fertile...nah...i dun organize bdae bash...my bdaez r
alwayz veri toned down...onli buy cake n makan wif 3 or 4 good friendz. no bash 4 me. firzt time i go club was 18...at dat time even more crazy...left at 11pm when da party juz started...now i stay a bit later...till around 130...but cannot club often...once in a few mthz like dat

fertile = fertile loh~!... :p

aiyo.. once a while muz have a big party meh... mine is always w sum one special, full stop.

now leaving abt 0130hrs? dat's still early when d party is hotting up... haiz... no wonder dun get 2 c u in clubs... as i'm always in d dance floor den..

but well, dun think u r a clubbing person so it's ok.... i've oso semi-retired frm d scene now... getting old.. can't finish d third song without stopping 4 a smoke... kekeke

[sexytoy.com.sg]

Crap! i wish i had a heart of stone ...and i wish i dun need anyone to care for me hate this feeling :mad:

Let time wash away all your unhappiness

[lawry]

yoh.. UG.. u in?

[uglyger]

yoh.. UG.. u in?

yo wassup dude...lookin for me ?

[waypastprime]

whether i bind or not iz none of ur biz lol

Yes, it's damn true.

But in another way, why are u seeking for advice then? ;)

[plman2002]

yo wassup dude...lookin for me ?

yo, think law is really not in forum.
sms-ed him for u half an hour ago but no reply from him too.

[uglyger]

yo, think law is really not in forum.
sms-ed him for u half an hour ago but no reply from him too.

think he is wif his princess aka wife la...hahahahaa :D u lookin for ur gay buddy :o rofl

[plman2002]

think he is wif his princess aka wife la...hahahahaa :D u lookin for ur gay buddy :o rofl

hohoho, mi got many gay buddy. CV Romp got many too.
he is just a part time one. kekeke
no lah, he was in the meeting.
no wonder he neber answer.

[lawry]

hohoho, mi got many gay buddy. CV Romp got many too.
he is just a part time one. kekeke
no lah, he was in the meeting.
no wonder he neber answer.

last nite too late and hp no batt.. gone back ganna chopped, minced and deuced.... pulverized..... :(

[plman2002]

last nite too late and hp no batt.. gone back ganna chopped, minced and deuced.... pulverized..... :(

Invest in another battery like mi loh.
always got spare ones, no scared.

[lawry]

Invest in another battery like mi loh.
always got spare ones, no scared.
invest in spare "BATTERY" no bad an idea.. any spare "BATTERY" to introduce.. kekekekkekekekekkekekekkekek :)

[lawry]

think he is wif his princess aka wife la...hahahahaa :D u lookin for ur gay buddy :o rofl
grin.. i bite ur cit off than u know.... anytime to provide to u tat we r not gay.. .......

[plman2002]

invest in spare "BATTERY" no bad an idea.. any spare "BATTERY" to introduce.. kekekekkekekekekkekekekkekek :)

mi believe u got better 'LOBANGS' than mi.

[uglyger]

grin.. i bite ur cit off than u know.... anytime to provide to u tat we r not gay.. .......

try biting it off...if u dare. :mad: so how lunch still on? hahah lost ya no le...my darn samsung hp is so weird...sometimes the sms become no number n i can't open it....stupid fone :mad:

[lawry]

try biting it off...if u dare. so how lunch still on? hahah lost ya no le...my darn samsung hp is so weird...sometimes the sms become no number n i can't open it....stupid fone

dont bite.. lick it off can?? :)

definately lunch is on... ur phone dont like me???

[uglyger]

dont bite.. lick it off can?? :)

definately lunch is on... ur phone dont like me???


hahaha...dots...no comments...yo can u sms me again....thanks..

[japboy]

hahaha...dots...no comments...yo can u sms me again....thanks..

wow liaoz bo jio?!!?!

[lawry]

wow liaoz bo jio?!!?!
do i know u??? :confused:

[uglyger]

do i know u??? :confused:

rofl...thanks dude...see u at 1215 later at da station ctrl...watch out of a nerdy ger hahah....wif a big bag...coz i bring me laptop to sch later in the evening for lesson..haha...but not laptop bag...most prob an obiang blue auntie bag ..:p

[lawry]

rofl...thanks dude...see u at 1215 later at da station ctrl...watch out of a nerdy ger hahah....wif a big bag...coz i bring me laptop to sch later in the evening for lesson..haha...but not laptop bag...most prob an obiang blue auntie bag ..:p
pls look out for a dirty old man.. with thick plastic specks.. and a mold with a few strings of hair attached (near the lower right chin area..)... :)

[plman2002]

do i know u??? :confused:

aiyo, yr pc ok liao izzit?!?!

[uglyger]

pls look out for a dirty old man.. with thick plastic specks.. and a mold with a few strings of hair attached (near the lower right chin area..)... :)

rofl...u r funny

[plman2002]

pls look out for a dirty old man.. with thick plastic specks.. and a mold with a few strings of hair attached (near the lower right chin area..)... :)

if u r D.O.M, then mi would be senior D.O.M.
then many bros out there would be veteran D.O.M. n turning into D.O.G.
hahaha

[Looksee]

pls look out for a dirty old man.. with thick plastic specks.. and a mold with a few strings of hair attached (near the lower right chin area..)... :)

u talking about me??

:D

[et911]

wow liaoz bo jio?!!?!

You juz know lawry ah?

[et911]

do i know u??? :confused:

Jit Pun Kia, see what I mean?

[et911]

if u r D.O.M, then mi would be senior D.O.M.
then many bros out there would be veteran D.O.M. n turning into D.O.G.


You like that tok about me goot meh? SMS brother??

[japboy]

Jit Pun Kia, see what I mean?

i know... because of gal lose china... HCLF.... :mad:

[plman2002]

You like that tok about me goot meh? SMS brother??

i think mi older than u so surely not toking abt u lah. kekeke
mi indirect suaning lorry boy. oops, sure kena smsb 10K liao.
better siam first. :)

[Lau Chek]

this thread is getting interesting... :cool:

I had a chance to see her just now. nice knowing you U-ger ... hope you go to school directly after your lunch just now...Ooops..

[lawry]

You juz know lawry ah?
u like dat say ur teo chew brudder goot meh? yesterday waited outside blue star.. someone fly to RS.... grin.. no give face.. tok about brudderhood... dinner wait until cold.. like dat goot meh? :(

[japboy]

this thread is getting interesting... :cool:

I had a chance to see her just now. nice knowing you U-ger ... hope you go to school directly after your lunch just now...Ooops..

wow liaoz... tp gang how cum bo mi one? lidat i oso wanna meet up w UG oreadi.... kekekeke.... :D

[lawry]

wow liaoz... tp gang how cum bo mi one? lidat i oso wanna meet up w UG oreadi.... kekekeke.... :D
pls take queue.... i think u number 999999999.... :)

[et911]

i know... because of gal lose china... HCLF.... :mad:

Lawry the can, China so big also can lose?

[Sadman04]

Bro, may I know queue for wat huh? Can I newbie join in for the queue? :o

[et911]

u like dat say ur teo chew brudder goot meh? yesterday waited outside blue star.. someone fly to RS.... grin.. no give face.. tok about brudderhood... dinner wait until cold.. like dat goot meh? :(

Say until liddat.. When I am drinking with the gals, my mind is at Mdm Low thinking of you, plman and gang..

SMS plman ask you guys to come along you also dun wan..

[et911]

Bro, may I know queue for wat huh? Can I newbie join in for the queue? :o

Halo, no big no small. You dont know Jit Pun Kia is taekwondo second dan har?? For you own good I tell you hor.. :D

[japboy]

pls take queue.... i think u number 999999999....

dun wanna pichan ur lobang but since u sed it, u asked mi 2 take a queue number n go all d way 2 jb n start queuing.... :eek:

nvm, i'll fetch UG frm her uni later as i'm working near her uni anyway, den we go candlelight dinner, movie n moon tanning~!.... :D

[uglyger]

lawry's a funny guy....veri funny...hahah make me luff like nuts..keep the jokes coming bro! :D

[uglyger]

hehe...here's my FR report on meetin wif lawry lol...

Looks: 7/10 (average...but quite funny n cute lookin remind me of a bear rofl)

Figure: 6/10 (he gotta lose those baby fats brother...but would be nice to hug hahahah.....bear huggiez plz hahaha juz kidding..serious gotta lose weight for ur own health bro)

Character: 9/10 (a veri chattable n nice n friendly guy)

FJ : N/A
LJ: N/A

not plannin to engage in FJ or lick job wif him newae...so sorry to tell u bros..hahah

To all gers out there u can consider him as ur life long partner hahaha....he may be a joker...but i think he's a responsible fella. i m turnin butch so not interested in him rofl

[oxilary]

wah.. FR.. :p

[nirvana]

hehe...here's my FR report on meetin wif lawry lol...


i think he's a responsible fella. i m turnin butch so not interested in him rofl

brother.... :D :D

[Castrol]

To all gers out there u can consider him as ur life long partner hahaha....he may be a joker...but i think he's a responsible fella. i m turnin butch so not interested in him rofl

you want to be bro lawry's OKT? ;)

[uglyger]

you want to be bro lawry's OKT? ;)

wat does OKT means??? :o

[Lau Chek]

not plannin to engage in FJ or lick job wif him newae...so sorry to tell u bros..hahah


my condolence to bro lorry. :rolleyes:

[uglyger]

my condolence to bro lorry. :rolleyes:

rofl u r so funny. hahah....he wun be interested in me newae...so yea :p

[oxilary]

wat does OKT means??? :o

orr kui tao.. u noe pimp? :D

[uglyger]

orr kui tao.. u noe pimp? :D

:confused: i be his pimp for wat ????

[oxilary]

:confused: i be his pimp for wat ????

dunno.. ask bro castrol.. he say one :D

[uglyger]

dunno.. ask bro castrol.. he say one

ger be guy pimp..darn strange leh...u mean i be lawry's mamsan? n intro tai tai for him to fuk? :o whoever he sleep wif i get commission sia :eek:

[waypastprime]

rofl u r so funny. hahah....he wun be interested in me newae...so yea :p

It's ok lah. Coz lorry also a gay... Coz he always 'up' samsters here and there... :eek:

[Tripster]

my condolence to bro lorry. :rolleyes:


Wah...our bro Lorry CMI? brudder brudder.....sigh!!! Only his charater goot? Double sigh...He want to be PORNO star?....Now is hope dashed...

UG say you FAT...like baby...baby fat....sigh!!!

Trip

[uglyger]

It's ok lah. Coz lorry also a gay... Coz he always 'up' samsters here and there... :eek:

gross man...i dinnoe he was gay hahahah :eek:

[oxilary]

haha.. tell dat to bro castrol..

but idea wat.. easy money :p

[Tripster]

hehe...here's my FR report on meetin wif lawry lol...

Looks: 7/10 (average...but quite funny n cute lookin remind me of a bear rofl)

Figure: 6/10 (he gotta lose those baby fats brother...but would be nice to hug hahahah.....bear huggiez plz hahaha juz kidding..serious gotta lose weight for ur own health bro)

Character: 9/10 (a veri chattable n nice n friendly guy)

FJ : N/A
LJ: N/A

not plannin to engage in FJ or lick job wif him newae...so sorry to tell u bros..hahah

To all gers out there u can consider him as ur life long partner hahaha....he may be a joker...but i think he's a responsible fella. i m turnin butch so not interested in him rofl

Clap! Clap! Nice FR... short...:D

[uglyger]

haha.. tell dat to bro castrol..

but idea wat.. easy money :p

good idea easy $$$ for me.. yo lorry brother .....i offer to be ur pimp n help u look for customers rofl....everi successful deal....u give me 20% of ur earnings hahahahahahah :D

[Tripster]

good idea easy $$$ for me.. yo lorry brother .....i offer to be ur pimp n help u look for customers rofl....everi successful deal....u give me 20% of ur earnings hahahahahahah :D

Maybe you help him be PORN star...then when he hot AV star, your 20% is lots of $$$$$$$$!!!

Trip

[Castrol]

haha.. tell dat to bro castrol..

but idea wat.. easy money :p

haha bro... easy money for uglyger, true... but not sure easy for bro lawry or not! :o

[uglyger]

Maybe you help him be PORN star...then when he hot AV star, your 20% is lots of $$$$$$$$!!!

Trip

another good idea..i get other gers to star in da porn together wif him..den i be the director n sae... cut...n shoot the porn haahha....easy time for me while poor lorry has to do all da work rofl :D

[oxilary]

porn movie director not easy wor.. sometimes nid to go down and show them how it's done.. :D

[plman2002]

good idea easy $$$ for me.. yo lorry brother .....i offer to be ur pimp n help u look for customers rofl....everi successful deal....u give me 20% of ur earnings hahahahahahah :D

market rate is onli 10%. wow, u need 20%. pai tan lah, bro lorry.
yo UG, remember my comment to you.
it will be a waste to do it.
keep it that n i am sure u gonna meet a person who would appreciate yr asset.
:D

cheers,

[Tripster]

another good idea..i get other gers to star in da porn together wif him..den i be the director n sae... cut...n shoot the porn haahha....easy time for me while poor lorry has to do all da work rofl :D

I think you have the making of another Grace (aka Annabel) Chong... :D

Trip

[uglyger]

market rate is onli 10%. wow, u need 20%. pai tan lah, bro lorry.
yo UG, remember my comment to you.
it will be a waste to do it.
keep it that n i am sure u gonna meet a person who would appreciate yr asset.
:D

cheers,
nah made up my mind le...it's onli a matter of time when i m goin to bind my boobies that's all le :p

hahahaha i always qiao zha ren ma.....hahaha poor bro lorry he fuk tai tai n i get the money hahahah without lifting a finger muahahaha

[uglyger]

I think you have the making of another Grace (aka Annabel) Chong... :D

Trip

:mad: oei...i onli directin the porn hor...not starrin in it. bro lorry will be the one starrin in it

[plman2002]

[QUOTE=uglyger]nah made up my mind le...it's onli a matter of time when i m goin to bind my boobies that's all le :p

hmm~~~~~~ what a waste for a S.Y.T.
请三思而后行。

[Tripster]

:mad: oei...i onli directin the porn hor...not starrin in it. bro lorry will be the one starrin in it

You dun know she turn director already??

[uglyger]

[QUOTE=uglyger]nah made up my mind le...it's onli a matter of time when i m goin to bind my boobies that's all le :p

hmm~~~~~~ what a waste for a S.Y.T.
请三思而后行。

i SYT meh...nah...i m more like OUT = Old Ugly Thing :D

[oxilary]

so young called urself OUT ler.. lols.. :p

[Lau Chek]

nah made up my mind le...it's onli a matter of time when i m goin to bind my boobies that's all le :p


ger
can I suggest another way like shaving off your hair rather than binding yr boobies? consequences is a deformed bodies n it's no return u know (anyone have pics?) .
1) by shaving off botak, you can also use it as a reminder to keep away from man or relationship and also looks cool.
2) be a butch , u might end up into another relationship, but if that "gal" cheated on you for another butch who's more butcher than u, then u'll be going back to sq 1.
give a thought...

I siam liao.

[uglyger]

so young called urself OUT ler.. lols.. :p

realli ma...i OUT of sex le ...HAHAHAHAH :D

[oxilary]

realli ma...i OUT of sex le ...HAHAHAHAH :D

hahah.. aiyohs..

[uglyger]

hahah.. aiyohs..

hahahah i funny hor? :D

[oxilary]

hahahah i funny hor? :D

haha.. yeah bro you are. :)

[lawry]

brother.... :Dyah loh.. sob sob sob... :( Nirvana.. u take over... tag team... grin..

[lawry]

castrol,wpp,lau chek,tripster,nirvana.. u all like dat laugh at me and chak me goot meh.. i already ganna reject liao.. si beh sian.... sigh...

castrol.. u wan to be my sub agent? UG be main agent.

wpp.. have i up u??

lau chek...thanks for the condolense...

tripster... ehh.. about baby fat.. i think we brudder brudder hor.. hit the gym!!! :p

nirvana.. ur two smile.. sigh..

weird huh? gals says like guys who have plenty humor.. now got humor say... no goot... @#$%^
really dont know wat gal wans... si beh sian...

[japboy]

wpp.. have i up ur arses??

lau chek...thanks for the condolense...

tripster... ehh.. about baby fat.. i think we brudder brudder hor.. hit the gym!!! :p

weird huh? gals says like guys who have plenty humor.. now got humor say... no goot... @#$%^
really dont know wat gal wans... si beh sian...

u wanna up wpp's arses? ai yo... kekeke

well, no condolences needed for u...

n if u think u r brudder brudder w tripster, think again... pple visit gym regularly... no like u... always doing d one-armed bandit routine... always jio pple 2 drink... kekekeke....

too much humour = flirty... moderate is ok... kapis? :D

[uglyger]

castrol,wpp,lau chek,tripster,nirvana.. u all like dat laugh at me and chak me goot meh.. i already ganna reject liao.. si beh sian.... sigh...

castrol.. u wan to be my sub agent? UG be main agent.

wpp.. have i up u??

lau chek...thanks for the condolense...

tripster... ehh.. about baby fat.. i think we brudder brudder hor.. hit the gym!!! :p

nirvana.. ur two smile.. sigh..

weird huh? gals says like guys who have plenty humor.. now got humor say... no goot... @#$%^
really dont know wat gal wans... si beh sian...

since when i reject u???? i find u funny n nice to talk la....but i quit sex le...so ya....dun tempt me hor...u wan to bonk u go to gl find fl bonk they got better figure n better skill

[oxilary]

haha.. bro.. first time i hear quit sex :D

[Doggiestyle]

weird huh? gals says like guys who have plenty humor.. now got humor say... no goot... @#$%^
really dont know wat gal wans... si beh sian...

Bro Lawry, in response to your abv query; ;)

Women have had 'RULES FOR MEN' for a long time. Finally, this is the guy's side of the story:

* PLEASE NOTE... THEY ARE ALL NUMBERED "1" ON PURPOSE!

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1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about u leaving it down.

1. Saturday/Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be!

1. Shopping is not a sport. And NO, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is an act of terrorism and we do not negotiate with terrorists!

1. Ask what u want. Let us be clear on this: Subtle hints DO NOT work! Strong hints DO NOT work! Obvious hints DO NOT work! Just say what u mean!!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. No need to elaborate!

1. Come to us with a problem only if u want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A Headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a Doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If u won't dress like the Victoria's Secret Girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If u think u r FAT, u probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said cud be interpreted 2 ways, and one of the ways makes u sad or angry, we meant the other way.

1. U can either ask us to do something or tell us how u want it done; not both. If u already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever u have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions; and neither do we.

1. All men see in only 16 colours like Windows DEFAULT SETTINGS. Peach, for example is a fruit; not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have NO idea what Mauve is.

1. If it itches, It will be scratched.

1. If we ask what is wrong and u say "NOTHING," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know u r lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If u ask a question u don't want us to answer, expect an answer u don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything u wear is fine....REALLY.

1. Don't ask us what we r thinking about unless u r prepared to discuss such topics as SOCCER, BASKETBALL, FORMULA 1, FAST CARS, THE SHOTGUN FORMATION, OR MONSTER TRUCKS.

1. U have enough clothes.

1. U have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. ROUND is a shape.

1. Thank u for reading this: Yes, i know that i'll have to sleep on the couch tonite, but did u know men really don't mind that; it's like CAMPING.


So does this answer your question, bro Lawry... kee kee kee :D

Cheers,
DS

[Elementary]

hehe...here's my FR report on meetin wif lawry lol...

Figure: 6/10 (he gotta lose those baby fats brother...but would be nice to hug hahahah.....bear huggiez plz hahaha UG,
Bro Lawry has invested alot of time and monies into his body, now you advised him to shed off that baby fat then no gers will want to hug him anymore. :D

[lawry]

UG,
Bro Lawry has invested alot of time and monies into his body, now you advised him to shed off that baby fat then no gers will want to hug him anymore. :D
hey.... bro elementary know me best... how can i waste all those duck liver, drum sticks, buddha jump over the wall, shark fin, goat satay... i must keep them in my body to bring them justice.. and as bro elementary says... baby fat goot.. nice to hug.. kekekekkekekekekeke *thumbs up* for elementary!! :)

[Looksee]

hey.... bro elementary know me best... how can i waste all those duck liver, drum sticks, buddha jump over the wall, shark fin, goat satay... i must keep them in my body to bring them justice.. and as bro elementary says... baby fat goot.. nice to hug.. kekekekkekekekekeke *thumbs up* for elementary!! :)

u in so early?

:D

[lawry]

u in so early?

:D
kanna tekan leh.. last nite write report in office till 9 plus.. now come in at 8pm... tired man.. brother.. u need assistant or not.. employ me leh.. i can do anything beside suck cock.. :) *blush*

[Looksee]

kanna tekan leh.. last nite write report in office till 9 plus.. now come in at 8pm... tired man.. brother.. u need assistant or not.. employ me leh.. i can do anything beside suck cock.. :) *blush*

cannot afford to hire u lah...........

:D

[plman2002]

kanna tekan leh.. last nite write report in office till 9 plus.. now come in at 8pm... tired man.. brother.. u need assistant or not.. employ me leh.. i can do anything beside suck cock.. :) *blush*

early bird catches the worm first!

[lawry]

cannot afford to hire u lah...........

:D
Can can.. u pay my install for my condo.. get me a alfra.. 1 time a week TAM outing.. 2 bonk 1 week.. food and drinks paid.. like tat i accept 2k a month can liao..CHEAP CHEAP!! 2k a month only!! :) bro bro ok lah.. thank q in advance...

[Looksee]

early bird catches the worm first!

u also early leh...........

:D

[lawry]

early bird catches the worm first!no worms leh... only wan to catch some sleep... hmm.. think must call UG to wake her up and join us to TCSS liao... kkekekkekekeke

[Looksee]

Can can.. u pay my install for my condo.. get me a alfra.. 1 time a week TAM outing.. 2 bonk 1 week.. food and drinks paid.. like tat i accept 2k a month can liao..CHEAP CHEAP!! 2k a month only!! :) bro bro ok lah.. thank q in advance...

like tat i come work for u.............

:rolleyes:

[plman2002]

u also early leh...........

:D

u too! no worms to eat but eating mi bread with kaya n peanut butter. kekeke

[lawry]

u too! no worms to eat but eating mi bread with kaya n peanut butter. kekekeeating vegetarian bee hoon.. and drinking jia jia..

[japboy]

u too! no worms to eat but eating mi bread with kaya n peanut butter. kekeke

at least u got bread w kaya n peanut butter.. i din even take breakie... haiz..

[plman2002]

at least u got bread w kaya n peanut butter.. i din even take breakie... haiz..

like i told u once b4. go canteen buy got liao lor. kekeke

[Looksee]

u too! no worms to eat but eating mi bread with kaya n peanut butter. kekeke

i'm usually in by 8..........bread with kaya n peanut butter?? u wanna have "baby fat" like some1 i know???

:D

[Looksee]

at least u got bread w kaya n peanut butter.. i din even take breakie... haiz..

i tot u had breakfast in bed?

:D

[lawry]

u wanna have "baby fat" like some1 i know???

:D
aiyo.. how can u say my brother plman like dat... angry with u.. :mad:

[plman2002]

i'm usually in by 8..........bread with kaya n peanut butter?? u wanna have "baby fat" like some1 i know???

:D

mi 'baby fat' oredi converted to 'lao lang fat' liao. :mad:
so no need to mind so much. kekeke

[japboy]

i tot u had breakfast in bed?

yap..... dat includes mi lunch, dinner n supper as well.. kekekeke... :eek:

[Castrol]

castrol,wpp,lau chek,tripster,nirvana.. u all like dat laugh at me and chak me goot meh.. i already ganna reject liao.. si beh sian.... sigh...

castrol.. u wan to be my sub agent? UG be main agent.

...

hahaha.... you wont regret this, bro!
in fact i already set an appt this weekend for you with a wealthy but eccentric tai tai.
she dreams of getting laid by tarzan, so get those leopard dots undies ready!

no more report writing for you! :D

[Tripster]

tripster... ehh.. about baby fat.. i think we brudder brudder hor.. hit the gym!!! :p


Yes my dear bro lorry,

I hitting the gym as often as I can...since we brudder, want to go together? Let's shed the baby fat together...keke! Eh got time for lunch? Shall we ask PLman and the rest? I buy you lunch lah, since you kenna rejected...poor thing... :(

Trip

[uglyger]

hey.... bro elementary know me best... how can i waste all those duck liver, drum sticks, buddha jump over the wall, shark fin, goat satay... i must keep them in my body to bring them justice.. and as bro elementary says... baby fat goot.. nice to hug.. kekekekkekekekekeke *thumbs up* for elementary!! :)

too much a good thing is no good for health...Eat moderately la...hahaha. geeesh i m gettin naggy.....time is catchin up on me Muahahahah....IN A MTH'S TIME IT'LL BE MY 22ND bdae....feel so olddddd le....sigh. sian bdae dunno wat to do again. tink maybe slack at home n zzzz...poor me hahahah :D

[Tai_zi21]

too much a good thing is no good for health...Eat moderately la...hahaha. geeesh i m gettin naggy.....time is catchin up on me Muahahahah....IN A MTH'S TIME IT'LL BE MY 22ND bdae....feel so olddddd le....sigh. sian bdae dunno wat to do again. tink maybe slack at home n zzzz...poor me hahahah :D

Wah so early huh 2day? no sch mah? :p bday? hhmm find samsters celebrate for u lor? gd idea isn't it? hhmm tml also my 1 year anniversary at SB forum liao! Haha

[uglyger]

Wah so early huh 2day? no sch mah? :p bday? hhmm find samsters celebrate for u lor? gd idea isn't it? hhmm tml also my 1 year anniversary at SB forum liao! Haha

first lesson of da dae jus ended...now i m juz slackin around

[Tai_zi21]

first lesson of da dae jus ended...now i m juz slackin around

so guai at home today? never go out huh?

[uglyger]

so guai at home today? never go out huh?

i'm in sch now...later goin science centre for my 2nd lesson. talkin crap in here now

[Tai_zi21]

i'm in sch now...later goin science centre for my 2nd lesson. talkin crap in here now

Science centre? Haha can go find u later maybe? since mi also west side? ;)

[uglyger]

Science centre? Haha can go find u later maybe? since mi also west side? ;)

me goin for some DNA lab testin session

[plman2002]

too much a good thing is no good for health...Eat moderately la...hahaha. geeesh i m gettin naggy.....time is catchin up on me Muahahahah....IN A MTH'S TIME IT'LL BE MY 22ND bdae....feel so olddddd le....sigh. sian bdae dunno wat to do again. tink maybe slack at home n zzzz...poor me hahahah :D

if u wanna, we can celebrate for u. how u wanna it to be done?!?!
i think lawry would be most glad to assist u.

[uglyger]

if u wanna, we can celebrate for u. how u wanna it to be done?!?!
i think lawry would be most glad to assist u.

dunno leh....wan to go clubbin but the next dae got 830 lesson.... :( long time never club le

[oxilary]

lol.. lun and go clubbing on the weekend lor bro..

[plman2002]

dunno leh....wan to go clubbin but the next dae got 830 lesson.... :( long time never club le

can be open for discussion.
what kind of place u like.
mohd sultan area, duxton area, madam wong/china black type, KTVs.............................................. ...............................
many choices. think about it.
if u wanna buy some beers, liquor or wine n drink it at the beach also can.

[uglyger]

lol.. lun and go clubbing on the weekend lor bro..

sian...so sian now! alone in sch n no one to lunch wif :mad:

[plman2002]

lol.. lun and go clubbing on the weekend lor bro..

bdae must celebrate on the actual day for syt. cannot forward or delay one.

[uglyger]

can be open for discussion.
what kind of place u like.
mohd sultan area, duxton area, madam wong/china black type, KTVs.............................................. ...............................
many choices. think about it.
if u wanna buy some beers, liquor or wine n drink it at the beach also can.

i dun take alcohol...i onli go for the music n the dance

[plman2002]

sian...so sian now! alone in sch n no one to lunch wif :mad:

u wanna mi to activate bro japboy for u.
he can be there within 0.5hrs

[actblur]

Science centre? Haha can go find u later maybe? since mi also west side?

hi bro, long time nvr see u online so early liao, howz life?? ;)

Hi ug, like yr b'day present?? :D

[oxilary]

sian...so sian now! alone in sch n no one to lunch wif
wah u lydat say. u wan.. u press button, open mobilisation. Shud have some bros being activated.. :D



bdae must celebrate on the actual day for syt. cannot forward or delay one.

lols.. but she out wor.. not syt :p

[japboy]

u wanna mi to activate bro japboy for u.
he can be there within 0.5hrs

u sianz mm n pull mi in 4 wat?!?!?!?... owe mi another smsb chapter 10 thousands... kekeke...

i know u r fireman where possible.. but i'm not so eng one ok.. got work n household chorses 2 do, mm 2 sianz, alcohol 2 drink etc... kekeke..

brudder, ug goes 2 zouk one lah...

[uglyger]

hi bro, long time nvr see u online so early liao, howz life?? ;)

Hi ug, like yr b'day present?? :D

thanks for u present bro...i LOVEEEEE it....

[Tai_zi21]

hi bro, long time nvr see u online so early liao, howz life??

Hi ug, like yr b'day present?? :D

Eh bro then where my bday present? Haha :p

[actblur]

thanks for u present bro...i LOVEEEEE it....

no prob bro, glad tat u like it ;)

look like 2day is another long day for u liao... dun study 2 hard k

Eh bro then where my bday present? Haha

yr b'day cuming meh?? :D

[Tai_zi21]

yr b'day cuming meh?? :D

Haha everyday is my bday leh! now working huh? eating snake rite? so when is the next Tcss session? :p

[actblur]

Haha everyday is my bday leh! now working huh? eating snake rite? so when is the next Tcss session?

wa lao eh, like tat u win liao lor... :p

doing some application testing and my fuking pc very slow lor.... so check out sb abit lor... :D

me no plan yet cos me only free after 10pm lor... mayb u can hv a tcss session with ug lor cos she's near you place today rite??

[Tai_zi21]

wa lao eh, like tat u win liao lor... :p

doing some application testing and my fuking pc very slow lor.... so check out sb abit lor...

me no plan yet cos me only free after 10pm lor... mayb u can hv a tcss session with ug lor cos she's near you place today rite??

I shy leh! cannot lar! must have u ard then i not shy! Haha :p

[actblur]

I shy leh! cannot lar! must have u ard then i not shy! Haha :p

sure anot u shy... you shy then me lagi worse liao... :D tot that day u had a great time with her??

btw day u not working meh??

[Tai_zi21]

sure anot u shy... you shy then me lagi worse liao... :D tot that day u had a great time with her??

btw day u not working meh??

Great time? She keep teasing mi look like ah beng man! Almost Faints man! mi today off lar! chill out at home! :D

[actblur]

Great time? She keep teasing mi look like ah beng man! Almost Faints man! mi today off lar! chill out at home!

hahaha... think both of u like to chak another lah... :D really njoy seeing both of u teasing each other...

oic... btw u stay west rite?? go yr own transport anot?? tot of going gl tonite walk walk look look see see...

[Tai_zi21]

hahaha... think both of u like to chak another lah... :D really njoy seeing both of u teasing each other...

oic... btw u stay west rite?? go yr own transport anot?? tot of going gl tonite walk walk look look see see...

I never chak her i think i will died man! Haha GL? wwoo interesting! dun make mi gian leh! Haha...

[actblur]

I never chak her i think i will died man! Haha GL? wwoo interesting! dun make mi gian leh! Haha...

not to make u gian lah bro.. think tat place is almost my second home liao... once in while me and my friends will go there walk walk look look then drink tao hua zhui there lor.... :p

[Tai_zi21]

not to make u gian lah bro.. think tat place is almost my second home liao... once in while me and my friends will go there walk walk look look then drink tao hua zhui there lor.... :p

Haha Cannot lar! recently a bit tight leh mi! must wait till get pay! then maybe can organise KTV session? :p

[DNAT]

Haha Cannot lar! recently a bit tight leh mi! must wait till get pay! then maybe can organise KTV session?

Miz ask me to remind you dun anyhow spend money .. ;) remember hor

[waypastprime]

Miz ask me to remind you dun anyhow spend money .. ;) remember hor

Did Miz remind you to give me some pocket money? :D

[actblur]

Haha Cannot lar! recently a bit tight leh mi! must wait till get pay! then maybe can organise KTV session?

no problem bro, keep me update for the ktv session lor. Will try to join u if my wallet allows ;)

Me need to pay for my car insurance and road tax in march so me need to start saving up liao... :(

[Tai_zi21]

Miz ask me to remind you dun anyhow spend money .. ;) remember hor

Nvm CNY coming mah! So where my AngBao Uncle DNAT? Haha cannot call bro liao when wan to take AngBao... :D

[DNAT]

Did Miz remind you to give me some pocket money? :D

Miz ask me to give you Jit Kee Tua Tui :cool:

[actblur]

Miz ask me to remind you dun anyhow spend money .. ;) remember hor

wa... FC lai liao.... :D

[DNAT]

Nvm CNY coming mah! So where my AngBao Uncle DNAT? Haha cannot call bro liao when wan to take AngBao...

your angpow $ I used it to buy lunch for UG and Tg Pagar kakis today liao ... wait until next year then have :D

[Tai_zi21]

your angpow $ I used it to buy lunch for UG and Tg Pagar kakis today liao ... wait until next year then have :D

Wah can i claim it back from them? Haha ;) And why u never inform mi of the lunch outing?

[lawry]

Wah can i claim it back from them? Haha ;) And why u never inform mi of the lunch outing?UG says she wans a private date with us first.. so.. u have to stand far far this time round... :) check out that pair of neh neh pok.. nice.. kekekkekekek

[·Ïñ§ØmÑ¡â·]

UG says she wans a private date with us first.. so.. u have to stand far far this time round... :) check out that pair of neh neh pok.. nice.. kekekkekekek

wah lau.........got check boobies never call your blood brudder....so sad. :(

[lawry]

wah lau.........got check boobies never call your blood brudder....so sad. :(
12 ~ 2 pm.. u free??? :eek:

[·Ïñ§ØmÑ¡â·]

12 ~ 2 pm.. u free??? :eek:

Most DEFINATELY.......... not. :p

[DNAT]

UG says she wans a private date with us first.. so.. u have to stand far far this time round... :) check out that pair of neh neh pok.. nice.. kekekkekekek

how you check? ... teach leh :)

[lawry]

how you check? ... teach leh :)
u must learn "conqure dragon 18 style plum" first..
the easier version..
"18 moh" can liao... :D

[DNAT]

u must learn "conqure dragon 18 style plum" first..
the easier version..
"18 moh" can liao... :D
I am not [/SIZE]韦 小 宝 leh ... therefore I only know 自 摸 [SIZE=4] :o