Chitchat No Porn Lui on holiday assignment to soiled panties lovers Nihon

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PEASANTPORE: Former Transport Minion No Porn Lui has been appointed as Peasantpore's Ambassador to 日本大帝国, the Ministry of Vassal Affairs (MFA) announced on Thursday (Jun 1).

No Porn Lui was Minion for Transport from 2011 to 2015 and concurrently Second Minion for Defence in 2015. He left politics after Ruler Loong decided to cast him away to avoid a thrashing during the Procedural Erections 2015.

Ruler Loong said at the time he would "reluctantly accept" No Porn Lui's decision because no other Minions wanted the career ending ministry.

However, No Porn Lui was honest enough to acknowledge facing some "setbacks" during his time in office. He was powerless because fat cats lackeys sabotage him with series of MRT network disruptions, including a slew of breakdowns on the North-South Line in December 2011, as well as the "mother of all disruption" of both the North-South and East-West Lines in July 2015.

He added that the 2015 Procedural Erections provided "an opportunity for (him) to step back from politics without causing any major embarrassment to regime at the end of its term".

No Porn Lui entered Imperial Court in 2006 as a Peasants' Representative in Tanjong Pagar GRC, helming Moulmein ward, which would in 2011 be absorbed into the newly formed Moulmein-Kallang GRC.

He was Minion for Propaganda and the Arty Farty from 2009 to 2011 and Second Minion for Vassal Affairs from 2011 to 2012 which he became famous for his anti-porn antics.

Baboons will remember that in 1999, No Porn Lui was appointed Chief of Navy where he was earmarked as a political lackey under the "Amakudari Scheme" aka Nihon's Descend from Heaven Scam.

Other than apologizing for inept Army fat cats who parachuted into SMRT and created more breakdown, No Porn Lui is nevertheless a millionaire several times over.


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