My Life as a "Robert" Cheongster

Alas, another milestone year approaches (KNN, turning 45 this week) in this sad and sorry life and as it does, I am prompted to write and reflect on my life as a cheongster and hopefully draw some feedback and advice from samsters reading this thread on how to avoid being a sad fuck and being a “Robert” from those days a-cheonging…

I am unmarried at this age, never had a gf and never really experienced true love. Reasons for this is I always had my head in the clouds and never settled for mediocrity ie those guys always looking for Ms Universe standard but never attaining satisfaction. Naturally, to substitute the lack of companionship, I took to the excitement of cheonging ever since my first fuck with a WL at age 23. Still remembered her name, a beautiful WL from Penang with long silky hair, a real gorgeous beauty who was a gl cat 150 from Lorong 30 Hse 33 (the infamous “Sar #### sar sar” in the 80s was the “in “place to be in GL). “Shaleen” was my birthday treat from cheongster brothers who knew abt my cute innocence in such matters and man, what a wonderful birthday gift. Imagine getting bbbj, fj and all the relevant “j”s at your first go in gl. Surely, with such a wonderful first start, I got hooked to cheonging WLs like a heroin addict.

Over the years, my cheonging exploits has spread far and wide, from Bangkok to Batam. Always in pursuit of the cheongster’s dream, paying for commercial sex with WLs but also looking at the same time to find one that not only is a beauty in the eyes of this beholder but can give gf feeling and will reciprocate in feelings of mutuality. After many hard lessons learnt over the years, countless times getting ripped off and being made a “Robert”, still sadly devoid of attaining that last bit of satisfaction or made wiser over the ages. How???? Sad Fuck?? Oh, yes, many a-times I am sure.

The progression of misdeeds transcended over time. From GL to KS, health centres in particular were favourite haunts, then slowly the virus spreads…..JB joints ( any cheongsters out there remember the “99” joints in JB ie RM99 for a session with WL). The so called music pubs in JB (still around I know) which was abt RM 120 for ST. Then health centres in JB were the flavour…Roman, Lion City, Bluewave, Grant Continental etc. After JB, it became KL and even further up to Penang. When young, them hormones are raging like bushfires!!

Took a break from regional scene and went abroad to seek ultimate thrill for us chinaman ie white trash meat or blondes. Was in Perth, Australia for 2years between ‘88-’90 and became a terror of Northbridge (redlight area in Perth). Man, I tried them all, from the most gorgeous looking blondes to brunettes, from Aphrodite to Lisa’s Retreat to Langtrees now. Fell for a blonde chick named “Tina” at the “Scarlet Garter” wow she was so beautiful , the epitome of babyboomer generation like mine who grew up on pin up posters of Farah Fawcett (oldies will know what I am talking about). I even told this WL I love her but she did not reciprocate. Oh the sillyness of this screwed-up cheongster! But a couple of ang mor WLs did whispered the “L” word to me after a few frequent visits. Brothers, can tell me what does it really mean?? When a WL say that you are “ a nice guy” or a genuine bloke and that they “Love you”.?

On looking back and analyzing those seldom spoken words from WL can mean 2 things; i.e firstly you have been quite a “Robert” paying top dollar and tipping her well. Secondly, the u are a “ a nice guy” remark because you are one with a “softer heart” and not demanding in your sexual expectations, not like those meanies, the not-so-“nice guys” like yourself who really pressure and force themselves on the WLs and milking every cent of their hard earned money paid to secure WL’s services. Being a silly romantic at heart, I always treat even WLs tenderly and am quite passionate if she responds. Hence the “L” word . I also stupid and willing to lend a listening ear even if they bitch to me about their life’s problems. Am I sad or what!!

Let me relate another experience to you. When I was 39, had this 18 year old blonde student chick part-timing in MP called “La Cherie”. She was a beauty, young and athletic. What u expect when you’re 18. Cost abt A$200 a session. I as usual made incredible chit chat and with my easy going nature always get on well with the WLs. Soon we were making really passionate love in bed and kissing away like lovers. Both of us felt a connection (or so I thought). So a 2nd and 3rd visit was inevitable. Then she throws me the “L” word and asked me to keep in touch and gave me her personal details. Aiya, old man so goondu fell for it and even when go back Sillypore called and wrote love letters but no respond. See! Stupid or what! On reflection, thinking back now, what does a promising 18 year old undergrad even if WL, wld want anything to do with a 39 year old Sillyporean. Talk about getting hopes up!! Ha ha.

Other “Robert” episodes stem from screwing exploits of ceweks in Tanjung Pinang when it once became a weekly trend to go Bintan.. Typical Robert I would really throw money to treat them well in the hope of expecting good service in bed and some gf feeling but they always spot the “Robert” trait in me and always know how to hustle me. At the end, it’s a case of of getting what I want, despite spending like a duke, because these WLs can spot us softies a mile away!! On many occasions, the WLs/FLs/ceweks refuse to give service bec they know this Robert can makan so end up not screwing at all since its not what I wanted. Stupid hor, pay all that money, time and effort gone, still never screw so go sleep la. Happened to me many a-times in Batam too and also when booking PRC girls. Fucking cunning lot esp and totally unresponsive in bed but we all know prc are cunning bitches hor.

How brothers, any advice for this old fool? I am what I am and cannot change. Even cheong so much in various countries, I still won’t change my nice guy image in front of these WLs and even though paid so much, will never force WL to give good service if she refused and know that she supposed to do minimum of BJ before sex. With cheonging WLs in Batam, Bintan, Sillypore and even Bangkok/hatyai, still so blurr after all these years, being a softie at heart. I sometimes put too much attention to details and want to do my best to put them at ease and always entertain the hope that they reciprocate with better service or some gf feeling. But alas, it’s always been the case of trying to hard and not getting it. You know what I mean? Please feel free to comment, advise, criticize and inputs, anything. I want to hear your frank views la and advice, as I not getting any younger hor!! Or maybe I am just facing the cheongster dilemna and always looking for sexual Nirvana in all the wrong places?

To sum up, I think I am what my ah beng friend advise me once...that I am display too much of an ang mor pattern to WLs when the WLs only respond to ah beng pattern. Wonder if any of that is true.............Please excuse the above as a long winded rantings of a man facing midlife crisis if its too boring..

Cheers

Bro Lau. interesting reading your thread. Good to share your experiences and sounds like you are going thru midlife crisis, He he.

Yes, u are definitely a soft heartened guy so yr friend must be right about you. WLs are working for money so difficult to find one with feelings. But surely you have been taken advantage of but what to do. Like u say, u are what u are.

[evo7_5]

bro.. take care..
u will find one good one one of these days..

[DNAT]

Originally Posted by LauheroNo1

The progression of misdeeds transcended over time. From GL to KS, health centres in particular were favourite haunts, then slowly the virus spreads…..JB joints ( any cheongsters out there remember the “99” joint in JB ie RM99 for a session with WL).

wow lau eh .... Uncle LauHeroNo1:
This one I sure remember 1 ... "99" was at in shop hse along duno what road (most shops will be closed by 7-8pm except 1 or 2 kopi tiam). Once stepped in the male okt will serve hot tea. After choose gal, will be lead to 2nd level into a steam bath room then rinse body. Gal will bring cheongster to a room with float-bed on the floor and she will perform soapy body massage, follwed by par pow ... 'liat koot' + 'loh chwee' = RM99 - I went in 1988/89 - not long after the gals switched to 'Sar Lau' (three storeys ... a SF rest.) Sometimes if the float bed not enuff, the gal use body powder to do body massage ... sianz 1/2 liao

[DNAT]

Originally Posted by LauheroNo1

even though paid so much, will never force WL to give good service if she refused and know that she supposed to do minimum of BJ before sex.

Uncle, you are not alone leh .... those regular Batam FLs also pretend pretend to siam BJ prior to bonking, I also just 'diam diam' ...

Nevermind lah, as long as you feel good, thats enough liao ... hehe

[Phucker]

its ok lah, most of us has been Roberts at some point of our life...regardless of whether WLs or gfs. sometime gotta be bastard enough to get what we really deserve. treat them nice, they take u like a fool....so gotta be hard-hearted sometimes

[chameleon589]

Originally Posted by Phucker

its ok lah, most of us has been Roberts at some point of our life...regardless of whether WLs or gfs. sometime gotta be bastard enough to get what we really deserve. treat them nice, they take u like a fool....so gotta be hard-hearted sometimes

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Have discussed with my friends,they seem to agree that "If man not bastard,woman don't love" .If kind to her,usually she take advantage of your kindness or gentlemanness.If bastard to her(show her she don't try to be funny with u),she will will fear and respect you.
Brother LAUHERONO.1,u are not alone,there are many matured and charismatic middle-aged single and unmarried male Singaporeans in Singapore with more practical life experiences (an asset)than those youngsters in Singapore.If u are serious in settling down and setting up a family,u can consider marrying a caring and loving foreign wife,forget about materialistic and stuck-up Singapore gals.

[ultra88man]

First, i am really surprise that 22 yrs ago Cat150 still Cat150 now... what happen to the "thing" call depreciation. 22yrs ago, WL si beh ho tan hor ....

Second,

bro, i am in no position to comment too much of your robert-ness as sometimes i also robert mah. especially cheong new places. BUT, if got second time, i make sure i get back double of what i missed the last time, if possible ... (bros, don't say i big hole hor, i say "if possible" hor)

Finally, i really envy you having cheong so many places, which really makes me a novice. i also an ass for the "L" word, but just that i am luckier (or unluckier) that the gals really meant it.

the "one" will come one day, be ready for her ...

[Phucker]

when i hear the "L" word from WL, i siam far far away.
still remember my ex-tirak, "lurp u many many...." haha
nothing against them, somehow the "L" word has been used more for monetary sake then on true feelings.
those who know me call me An Emotional Phucker....so my heart too weak for this kinda games nowadays....or else can die ah....hehe

[Happykiwi]

IMHO, if you are looking for true love from a WL, then I think you are looking in the wrong place. Even if you do find one, get married and settle down you will always be suspicious of her, due to her past, and will never be able to give the same trust and respect as another woman who had never been one.

[simnon]

Hi ! Brudder

You have to decide to being a cheongster till you hit six feet underground or spend some time looking for a not so perfect wife.
BTW, I have enjoyed the benefits of gfs and cheonging, but now have to think if it is time to retire from cheonging, getting old and boring on the bonking oredi.

[oakleyeug]

Dear bro,

After looking at ur story at the adove it is not sad fuck man.. Alot have to agree with me does not mean that u find true love after marriage u will be happy.

I consider urs to be happy, looking at the fact that u have bonk so much n so spolit for choices at times alot of bros will wish to be in ur shoes not for the kick but the fact that changes is always.

Being a Robert is something which alot of us have done or is b4 none of us can actually say I nvr been 1 noe and I do not dare to say u will not be 1 in the future.

I am based in China n I do have alot of so call GFs but I nvr know when to trust them after looking at all stories in SG. So having love does not really solve all problems. I am also into the "L" word and always alot of gals say it to me but noe juz too sick to hear all these and I will juz pay for my affair and FO. Until I met my present GF working in a reputabled Co but the rate I heard the news abt her the more inconfience I will feel, so I am not happy also.

So I dare to conculde the fact that;
1) Does not mean u have true love will bring u happniess
2) Does not mean a lot of cheongsters have not kena Robert
3) No one is wise enuff to avoid all KC traps
4) It always pays to learn
5) Nothing is free in the world.. Even if it is noe but u will need to pay for it later(Karma)

Hope that I am fair in saying the above n if anything harsh is said I am sorry juz the way I felt. No hard feeling.

[plman2002]

Bro Lau,

I think all men same same unless u very hiong type who no care about WL's feeling.
For me, I waited until the WL pang kang(finished work) outside her work place. Then we go makan n so on n of course pay her for one session in a hotel.
Saio right. Why in the world did I do that? Now thinking back silly lor. Real sillyporean me. Still buy her gifts n so on hoping that there is "L" in our affairs.
But waht the "f**k", one day she told got another man give her monthly $$ and thats it. Me made the final n heartbreaking decision to forget abt her.
Now, me just do n forget. no more feeling here emotion there.
Wish you all the best.

cheers,

Originally Posted by chameleon589

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Have discussed with my friends,they seem to agree that "If man not bastard,woman don't love" .If kind to her,usually she take advantage of your kindness or gentlemanness.If bastard to her(show her she don't try to be funny with u),she will will fear and respect you.
Brother LAUHERONO.1,u are not alone,there are many matured and charismatic middle-aged single and unmarried male Singaporeans in Singapore with more practical life experiences (an asset)than those youngsters in Singapore.If u are serious in settling down and setting up a family,u can consider marrying a caring and loving foreign wife,forget about materialistic and stuck-up Singapore gals.

Yes, brother you are right. To start up a family is every man wish or I should say, most of us. But with the stupid Sillypore govt making life so difficult for us, you think it is easy to support a family with a few kids meh? What happen when you kana retrenched (so popular nowaday)? Divorce and sell the kids?

So cheonging is still the only way out for me to find my "happiness", even though just a while. Bloody hell, talking about cheong, to night got to go GL Cat 150 to bang my frustration again.

Cheong Ahhhhhh.......................

Originally Posted by ultra88man

First, i am really surprise that 22 yrs ago Cat150 still Cat150 now... what happen to the "thing" call depreciation. 22yrs ago, WL si beh ho tan hor ....

Second,

bro, i am in no position to comment too much of your robert-ness as sometimes i also robert mah. especially cheong new places. BUT, if got second time, i make sure i get back double of what i missed the last time, if possible ... (bros, don't say i big hole hor, i say "if possible" hor)

Finally, i really envy you having cheong so many places, which really makes me a novice. i also an ass for the "L" word, but just that i am luckier (or unluckier) that the gals really meant it.

the "one" will come one day, be ready for her ...

yes seems like GL is the only true constant in life and the rate of $150 has not changed over the 20 odd years ago till now. Inflation dont seem to apply in the happy land of GL!!!