Pagan Poodles worship shells fired during late Comprador's funeral

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PEASANTPORE: Exactly 12 full moons after the State Funeral for founding Comprador LKY, the Peasantpore Poodle Force (SPF) unveiled two commemorative artillery shell casing relics gifted to them as a memento from the regime, following advice from the North Koreans.

*Aping the practice of other religious regimes who distribute relics of their Founder to start the Personalty Cult. Of course, they never tell you that in Math or Science textbooks.

The artillery shells, which were fired from the 21-gun salute during the procession, were presented to the Poodles in a Pagan inspired ceremony on Tuesday (Mar 29). The venue of the ceremony, at the Senior Poodles Officers' Sex Mess, held "special memories" from Comprador Lee attending three Poodle kennel take-ins there in 1967, 1972 and 2011, Poodles said.

Following the ceremony, Poodles officers observed a minute of silence and held a Poodle salute to honour Comprador Lee's personalty cult.

Commissioner of Poodles Hoong Ah Teck said late Comprador Lee last addressed Gestapo officers in 2011, reminding officers to "never forget the fundamentals that House of Lee brought peasants to where they are today, and to always take pride in our mission of keeping Peasantpore safe for Familee and her rich foreign merchants".


"Even through we run away from the Banglas in Little India, my Poodles and I will continue the never-ending work of making Peasantpore the safest place in the world for House of Lee and their foreign merchants," CP Hoong said.

The two artillery shell casings will be displayed at the Poodle Pagan Centre located at the Poodle Headquarters for three months from Tuesday. Thereafter, one of the casings will be moved to the Sex Command's Pagan Centre to remind them of Poodles' inept handling of the Little India Riots.

Poodles and peasants who wish to worship or kowtow to the artillery shell casing relics at the Poodles' Sex Centres can contact Poodles.

*No prizes for guessing when the 'Paul Lumpars' will start bringing peasant school children to worship the casings.


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