Everything you want to know about Swinger Cruises

[Angmolover]

So I have been thinking about writing this FR for a while. But where to put it on this site? Its about our (myself and my significant other) experiences as swingers going on lifestyle swinger cruises. Since, we always play together, and we are not paying for sex per se, technically, this review is not about which spa, which girls, which brothel, which escort, etc. At the same time, it should be in the orgies/swinging/fuck buddy sub-forum, but everyone in that forum is actually looking for hook ups with their posts there. We are not doing, that. We have been on a few lifestyle swinger cruises, and notice that in the entire ship, maybe there is one other Singapore couple, and maybe half a dozen Chinese couples. WTF. You telling me that no Chinese couples like to swap? Not possible judging by how active the swinging sub-forum is. Perhaps, they are just not aware of such a cruise? Based on this premise, I decided to post this. Bros, and their partners, bear with me as its quite long. And it will be populated with terms used to describe various activities in the lifestyle. (That by the way is the first term to know).

So, what is a swinger cruise (also known as a lifestyle cruise)? Just imagine one of those big cruise ships that have over 2000 passengers, like the ones you see berth in Singapore Cruise terminal. You know the big ones from Star, Norwegian, Princess, Royal Caribbean, etc. Now imagine that everyone on this boat is a swinger. Yes, that’s right. We have been on cruises where there were as many as 3500 passengers, and all were in the lifestyle. We would fuck (also called playing) with as many as 4 couples in a day. More, if we didn’t run out of time, or were too tired. There are couples on board that play with even more people every day. LOL. A swinger travel company will charter the entire ship for themselves, and book passengers through their website. The swinger cruise does not show up on the website of the cruise company. You therefore, cannot accidentally be booked on a swinger cruise.

So, what is the difference between a regular cruise with family and kids (also known as a vanilla cruise) and a lifestyle cruise. Firstly, there are no minor children allowed. All passengers are adults. Secondly, nudity, and I mean total nudity, is allowed in some parts of the ship like the outdoor and indoor pools, hot tubs, Play rooms, etc. Other public areas like restaurants, hallways, lobbies, piano bars, auditoriums, etc. require clothing. On the topic of clothing, well, your female half can dress in as little as possible. Most women wear see through, no panties, and no bras, and almost all gave high heels. In fact, for the dining room, most women wear so little that the waiters have to give them a towel to sit on, or their pussy will be staining the chair. No joke. LOL. Thirdly, the male to female ratio on these cruises are balanced. In other words, only couples are allowed to book a cabin. Now single women can also go on the cruise, and if there are say 100 single women on the cruise, the cruise company will allow 100 single men to book also, hence maintaining a balanced male female ratio. Couples have also been known to bring along their boyfriends or girlfriends for a threesome and they stay in one cabin. The cruise company takes great care to maintain an even ratio.

What about the staff of the cruise ship? Aren’t they forced to see all this nudity and sometimes sex acts? Actually not. The staff is always voluntary for these cruises. Let’s say the swinger travel agency charters the ship from Royal Caribbean. Royal Caribbean will ask for volunteers to work on the cruise. Those staff with religious or other reason for not wanting to be on a ship full of lusty hedonists can elect not to work the cruise. Usually, finding volunteers is not an issue because many of the staff are from conservative countries like Philippines and Indonesia, and the sight of so many naked and semi naked females is a rare chance for them to see. Also the tips are really good because the swingers are looking to party for the cruise, and alcohol consumption is high, which means the average staff tip is also higher then on a vanilla cruise. But don’t fuck the staff. This is a big rule. Any passengers fucking a staff will be taken off the ship and the staff will be terminated right away.

Theme nights on the cruise. Every night is a theme. Usually large parties are held on the open deck in the pool area with live DJs, strobe lights, laser displays etc. Just a like you would see at Zouk or some other big club. Themes can include Neon night, Schoolgirl night, Leather and Lace night, White night, Jungle night, etc. You and your lady will dress up according to the theme (participation is voluntary) and join in the fun. What you will see at these parties is stuff you will not see at a Zouk party. Women would be fondling other women, or popping out a boob and sucking on the nipple, etc. Lots of crotch and ass grinding, and it’s a good place to meet other couples. We don’t really participate in these theme nights, as the luggage to haul all the outfits for my SO is going to be too much to fly from Singapore. LOL. The best theme night is the Leather and Lace or variations on that theme. You will see some hot women in leather outfits with no bottoms being led around with a chain and collar by their husbands. And some of these leather and neoprene outfits are incredible. Wish they sell that in Singapore. LOL.

Where does the sex happen on the ship? Firstly, not in the public areas, like the pool or hot tubs even if everyone is naked there. This is for hygiene reasons as you don’t want the pool and hot tub water to be full of men and women’s discharges. On a big ship, they will have several play rooms. For example, an auditorium or night club might be converted into a playroom. They will have mattresses in there, water, wet wipes, towels, etc. There could be as many as 50 mattresses in a play room, some of them put together to enable 6 or more couples to have an orgy. Volunteers change the bedsheets after every use. There could easily be over a 100 couples in some of the larger play rooms, and its very erotic hearing the sounds of moaning and cumming. As well, the sight of other people having sex is also very hot. We have been on cruises where there is an outdoor play room. Which is to say they converted the basketball court on the top deck into a play room. Nothing like fucking under the stars in the warm tropical sea breeze. It’s a bucket list item for many couples. Some cruises also convert their inner pool with the solarium into a play room.

The other popular place for sex is, of course, in the cabin. Many couples go on more then one cruise every year, and have familiar faces they know on every cruise. They will organize cabin parties and we have been invited to several. One cabin party we went to had over 30 people, and even though it was a large balcony suite, it was packed. Another cabin party had a sex swing in it. LOL. The couple had packed it into their golf bag. LOL. You can, or course, invite couples that you meet to go to your cabin and have sex with them. Or they could invite you too. Sometimes we were so busy in the cabins, we never bothered to go to the play rooms. The playrooms are also good for meeting couples who you do not want to invite to your cabin. We usually book the cheapest interior cabins, and they are quite small. So, we have arranged to meet other couples in the play room.

Where the heck are these cruises? Well, they are not in Singapore for sure, and in fact, not even in Asia. Which is too bad, because I think there is a huge market for these sort of cruises. They usually sail out of Florida in Miami or Fort Lauderdale. They are anywhere from 5 nights to 7 nights. The prices are usually double to quadruple what you would pay for a vanilla cruise on the same ship and to the same destinations. So, a typical cruise will stop at several Caribbean locations with a few sea days in between. Before the cruise, the company will usually book one or 2 hotels for passengers who want to stay there, and organize meet and greets and parties. It’s a good time to meet fellow passengers and exchange cabin numbers before actually boarding the ship. A good practice is to bring a small eraser board with a magnet and put it on your door with some information about who you are. People can leave you messages on it if they want to play with you. Many couples also print business cards with their names, sometimes a face picture, cabin number, and their lifestyle or social media account so that other couple
can contact them on board. As well, the cruise organizer will also have many meet and greets on board, and other things on their website to maximize the hook up potential for couples. Some lifestyle companies are starting to organized Europe cruises, eg. Mediterranean cruises, and even river cruises. We have never been on these ones, as they tend to be more expensive.
The biggest company out there doing this is Bliss Cruise. Other companies that charter ships for lifestyle cruises are Temptation, Luxury Living, Desire, and even Mr. Branston’s Virgin. We have usually booked Bliss cruises, which can be full up to one year in advance.

Ethnicity Breakdown. We would say that approximately 75% of the cruise swingers are Caucasians. And smaller groups include latin americans, Hispanics, blacks and very few Asians. Most Asians that go on these cruises are usually much younger Asian women with older white men. You have seen them around. LOL. Its rare to find an entirely Asian couple like us on these cruises. However, I enjoy playing with Caucasian pussy a lot, hence my nick. And of course, the SO likes Caucasian men as do most other Singaporean woman. The language barrier is also there for Asian couples especially those from non speaking countries like China and Taiwan. That makes them shy and reluctant to approach other couples. We have been asked to go with a Taiwanese couple to be their translator. But have not done so. Also, there are certain rules and etiquette that are followed in the swinger community and brought along to the ship, and Asian couples may not know what they are. But for the couples who are more adventurous and a little brave, we would say to try one of these cruises. You will have lots of fun. You will have a hard time going back to a vanilla cruise. Feel free to PM me or ask any questions you have on this topic. I am not on this site very often, so might take a while to get back to you. Happy Fucking everyone.

[HeLovesMe]

TS, you are mentally sick so pls seek help for your mental illness at IMH.

[clone01]

how do i sign up to this mentally sickening cruise ?

[Angmolover]

Originally Posted by clone01

how do i sign up to this mentally sickening cruise ?

Hahahaaha. If that moron thinks its mentally sick, don't know why he is on a swinging sub thread. LOL. If you want to know where to sign up just PM me.

[LurkerLurks]

Originally Posted by HeLovesMe

TS, you are mentally sick so pls seek help for your mental illness at IMH.

this dude is right in some of the points of his lengthy post lol. however its not easy to find someone to play this kind of thing with u. even so, usually asian men ego very high,imagine the girl gets addicted instead of the guy, then end up she go swing w other ppl behind ur back.

[nowayhose]

Wah, I'm damn jealous leh. Here I am, single and going to GL like a loser. Wish I had your life, man. Fuck you understand!

Sounds happening. In terms of looks, are the couples usually normal looking (some fat, some old, some saggy and gross) or mostly good looking or everything also have?

As a Asian guy, are the Caucasian women usually not interested in you? How decent looking are you?

Any bi stuff going on?

Also, how much do you spend on such a cruise? (Per couple? Tix + food + drinks?)

Damn interesting post, thanks for sharing.

[sammyhunk]

Originally Posted by HeLovesMe

TS, you are mentally sick so pls seek help for your mental illness at IMH.

You are one damn MF. Why did u quote the whole post you SOB.

If u cant stand mentally sick people get out of this forum.

[Angmolover]

Originally Posted by LurkerLurks

this dude is right in some of the points of his lengthy post lol. however its not easy to find someone to play this kind of thing with u. even so, usually asian men ego very high,imagine the girl gets addicted instead of the guy, then end up she go swing w other ppl behind ur back.

Ok, first, I think I was not clear on a misconception. If you are swinging with another couple, yes the other guy can fuck your girl, but you can also fuck his. So, its all even out. Its not a one way street where only your girl gets fucked. For me, I am an older guy, and in my age group, there are a lot of divorced women, or women in sexless marriages or what not. I know 2 of these women who will come with me on a swinger cruise. I pay for the cruise for them. They pay their own airfare.

regarding your point that they can become addicted and play behind your back. Well, they can do that anyway without you both being swingers. In fact, the 2 woman I mentioned are actually married and have been playing behind their husband's back for years. Although, they have not experienced swinging until I showed up. In fact, many people consider swinging to be more honest. At least you and your significant other are fucking other people together and not going behind each other's backs and cheating on each other. I met a lady on a swinger cruise once, and she was wearing a tank top that said "Its not Cheating when my husband is there". LOL.

[Angmolover]

For those that need a visual image............ this is from an actual swinger cruise on a big Royal Caribbean ship. Its in the pool at the back of the ship. Shows you what goes, and an idea of the type of people you will see on board.

[Angmolover]

Originally Posted by sammyhunk

You are one damn MF. Why did u quote the whole post you SOB.

If u cant stand mentally sick people get out of this forum.

I don't know why the mods don't ban these kinds of jackass for making personal attack.

[Angmolover]

Also, for those that want more infor, check out this swinger couple. They are quite well known in the lifestyle community in the US. They are Matt and Bianca. If you check out their videos on Youtube, you can get some more insights.

Just search on Youtube.

"Behind the Scenes of a Swinger Cruise - Matt & Bianca"

Please note that their videos on the cruise are going to be mostly just them talking, as picture and videotaping on the cruise is strictly forbidden due to privacy reasons.

[Angmolover]

Originally Posted by nowayhose

Wah, I'm damn jealous leh. Here I am, single and going to GL like a loser. Wish I had your life, man. Fuck you understand!

Sounds happening. In terms of looks, are the couples usually normal looking (some fat, some old, some saggy and gross) or mostly good looking or everything also have?

As a Asian guy, are the Caucasian women usually not interested in you? How decent looking are you?

Any bi stuff going on?

Also, how much do you spend on such a cruise? (Per couple? Tix + food + drinks?)

Damn interesting post, thanks for sharing.

wah, a lot of questions and no short answers. I will try and do my best.

1) GL has its uses too, and many westerners wish they have a GL in their cities. So, don't be jealous. The price and availability of girls is so low and so many that many caucasian guys would be jealous of singaporean guys.

2) There are all sorts of body types on these swinger groups and all sorts of demographics. They are just ordinary next door neighbour types. They tend to be a bit older, but the older ones are in really good shape. The women especially usually have boob jobs, and take pride in their appearances. U will see couples with 6 packs and u will see couple with beer bellies. Its all types. While looks are important, personality is more so. If you are friendly and get along with the other couple, there is no reason why sex cannot happen. If you are going to sit in one corner and not approach anyone, then don't be surprised if u have no action at the end of the night.

3) As an Asian guy, I have no problems fucking caucasian women on these cruises. Remember, this is swinging, so there is wife swapping involved. The partner I bring on these cruises is also a singapore lady, and while she is not that young, she is pretty and dresses sexy. caucasian guys love to fuck asian girls, something about the mystique and exoticness. It helps too if your partner is bi and likes women. So, if a caucasian guy and his wife want to fuck my partner, then it follows that I will fuck his wife. That is just swapping. If they are not interested in playing with me, but only my partner, then the whole deal is off. A lot of this is unwritten etiquette in swinging, and most western couples in the lifestyle "自懂"

4) I would say that almost 90% of the women on these cruises are bi, which is hot. And I would say that less then 5% of guys are bi. I have seen many cases of girls playing with each other, but never vice versa

5) The price depends on the type of cabin. the cheapest cabin is around USD $2300 and that includes tax and port charges. All food and non liquor beverage is included in the cost. You can eat as much as you want and depending on the cruise, the food can been very good, close to 4 star standard. U can get steak every night if you want. Some nights, there might be lobster. For alcohol, you will have to pay separately for that. Most couples just buy the drink package which entitles them to unlimited liquor on board. The most expensive cabins will easily cost you over USD$10K. Don't forget you have to pay for airfare too. And also for one or 2 nights in a hotel before the cruise.

[vader8847]

Hi Bro Angmolover,

You are very senior members here in SBF.

You got points now.

Spread your power points to help other senior members

[Angmolover]

Originally Posted by vader8847

Hi Bro Angmolover,

You are very senior members here in SBF.

You got points now.

Spread your power points to help other senior members

Bro, thanks for bringing that up. I just realize i got 14 power. I have to figure out this point system. I am in here to spread my knowledge of this type of swinging activity, which is the swingers cruise. Not really too bothered about the rep system and what not. But will take note of your comments.

[Nuberix]

Bro Angmolover..Great information..I am checking out those Cruises you mentioned.