Uncle Sam's vassals meet up for R & R

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PEASANTPORE: The prime minions of Peasantpore and 日本大帝国 have expressed the desire to enhance bilateral ties to balk Commie PRC and better serve their overlord, Uncle Sam.

Peasantpore's Prime Minion aka Ruler Loong met his Nihon counterpart Shit-zo UnAble, in Tokyo, 日本大帝国 on Wednesday.

In his opening remarks, Mr UnAble said both countries share the same Overlord, Uncle Sam. Both in theory claim to treasure values of freedom and democracy but are merely Asiatic regimes that exploit their peasants for sport.

He added Peasantpore and 日本大帝国 are wary of Commie PRC's ambitions to rekindle her Ming Dynasty era dominance of the region. Both baboons explained by helping their hegemon Uncle Sam to balk Commie PRC, it will maintain peace and stability in the region.

Ruler Loong said relations with 日本大帝国 are in good shape as his Papa has received significant aid and investments from fat loser 日本大帝国 after Independence from the Brits.

Ruler Loong added he maintains the good relationships by ignoring 日本大帝国's attempts to whitewash her WWII atrocities.

Ruler Loong is expected to meet 日本大帝国 Deputy Prime Minion Taro-Taro Arsehole on Wednesday afternoon.

Ruler Loong is in Tokyo to attend a conference, "The Future of Sex in Asia", organised by Nikkei Inc and the 日本大帝国 Centre for Sex Research. It is understood that he will be hosted to a sex orgy by the Japs and presented a pair of 1970 Vintage Soiled Panties.

His visit comes on the back of signs that the 日本大帝国 economy appears to be back on track, spurred by Mr UnAble's new money printing exercise aka yen devaluation.


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