Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[oxeso]

Originally Posted by WankJanice

Hi, Bro oxeso,
17 points from Wankjanice.
Thank you

Ups u back.. i tq.

[diputs1269]

Originally Posted by oxeso

Ups u back.. i tq.

Well done, upz you, cheers!

[malaysiapig]

让我回忆起了那些深圳的美好时光 ....

This picture reminds me those good times in Shenzhen.

All good days are gone .... 😭

[dyelook]

For the past several years, my wife has been complaining about me not putting the cap back on the toothpaste tube.

Recently, I changed this bad habit of mine to make her happy.

For over a week, I was diligent, always capping the toothpaste tube and was looking forward to my wife to thank me, but she never did it.

Finally, last night, she turned, looked at me sternly and said, "Why have you stopped brushing your teeth?

[SirLance]

Originally Posted by dyelook

For the past several years, my wife has been complaining about me not putting the cap back on the toothpaste tube.

Recently, I changed this bad habit of mine to make her happy.

For over a week, I was diligent, always capping the toothpaste tube and was looking forward to my wife to thank me, but she never did it.

Finally, last night, she turned, looked at me sternly and said, "Why have you stopped brushing your teeth?

Thank you for nice jokes.

[oxeso]

Originally Posted by diputs1269

Well done, upz you, cheers!

Ups u back.. i tq 2.

[diputs1269]

Originally Posted by oxeso

Ups u back.. i tq 2.

Thanks much, cheers!

[Northern]

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[Tvman]

Debbie (Galaxy)
https://sbfsg.agency/showthread.php?t=963670&highlight=

Face: Looks slightly older then the pics but still alright, not a turn off
Body: As you would expect slim body
Frenching: Decent normal lover frenching.
BBBJ: She really know how to tease a man. But need more guidance she was hardworking though.
FJid her missionary for 1st shot. 2nd shot she complained of tiredness and wanted to finish me with HJ. But my little bro was able to harden and I did a quick one with her to end the last shot.

[SirLance]

Is this a joke?

Originally Posted by Tvman

Debbie (Galaxy)
https://sbfsg.agency/showthread.php?t=963670&highlight=

Face: Looks slightly older then the pics but still alright, not a turn off
Body: As you would expect slim body
Frenching: Decent normal lover frenching.
BBBJ: She really know how to tease a man. But need more guidance she was hardworking though.
FJid her missionary for 1st shot. 2nd shot she complained of tiredness and wanted to finish me with HJ. But my little bro was able to harden and I did a quick one with her to end the last shot.

[oxeso]

Originally Posted by Tvman

Debbie (Galaxy)
https://sbfsg.agency/showthread.php?t=963670&highlight=

Gd sic! Tqvm..

[dyelook]

Originally Posted by SirLance

Is this a joke?

should be a joke...

[dyelook]

laughter bumps...

[Hurricane88]

*When I was YOUNG,*
*I found it DIFFICULT to WAKE UP.*
*When I am OLD,*
*I find it DIFFICULT to SLEEP.*.

The reality n truth of LIFE so beautifully written. 👌👍😃 ....
*YOUNG  and  OLD* 

*When I was YOUNG,*
*I was WORRIED about MY PIMPLES.*
*When I am OLD,*
*I am WORRIED about MY WRINKLES.*

*When I was YOUNG,*
*I was WAITING to HOLD someone's HAND.*
*When I am OLD,*
*I am WAITING for SOMEONE to HOLD MY HAND.*

*When I was YOUNG,*
*I wanted my parents to leave me alone*
*When I am OLD*
*I am worried to be left alone*

*When I was YOUNG,*
*I HATED being ADVISED.*
*When I am OLD,*
*there is NO ONE around to TALK or ADVISE.*

*When I was YOUNG,*
*I ADMIRED BEAUTIFUL THINGS.*
*When I am OLD,*
*I see BEAUTY in THINGS around ME.*

*When I was YOUNG,*
*I felt I was ETERNAL.*
*When I am OLD,*
*I know SOON it will be MY TURN.*

*When I was YOUNG,*
*I CELEBRATED the MOMENTS.*
*When I am OLD,*
*I am CHERISHING MY MEMORIES.*

*When I was YOUNG,*
*I WANTED to be a HEART - THROB.*
*When I am OLD,*
*I am WORRIED when will MY HEART STOP.*

*At EXTREME STAGES of OUR LIFE,*
*WE WORRY but WE DON'T REALIZE,*
*LIFE NEEDS to BE EXPERIENCED.*

*It DOESN'T MATTER whether YOUNG or OLD. LIFE needs to be lived and LIVED WITH LOVE & LOVED ONES . You are surely one of these.*

*A Wonderful Message to be shared*😄

[SirLance]

Thanks for the nice jokes.