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Once there was a man whose name was “Unbelievable”, married to a very nice woman...
Both were a very contended couple... At his death bed, Unbelievable told his wife... Darling now that i'm dying and i have a wish that i don’t want to carry this idiotic name into eternity... He further asked his wife to promise him that she will NOT put his name on his gravestone... So she put, “Here lies a faithful husband who has never betrayed his wife... From that day people would passby his grave and reading the epitaph, they would say, this is “UNBELIEVABLE"
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Me just try to up you but cannot leh. Need to wait for me to up 1000 others. Think may need to up another few hundreds.
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A business man packing for a trip glances in his briefcase.
“Honey?” “Yes, darling?” “Honey,” he says, in mild exasperation, “why do you persist in putting a rubber pack in my briefcase every time I go on a trip? You know I only have eyes for you. I’d never be unfaithful.” “Oh, I know, darling, and I trust you,” she replies sweetly, “It’s just that, well you know, with all those terrible diseases out there, it would make me feel better to know that if anything did happen, you’d be protected. So please, darling, take it with you, won’t you? For my peace of mind?” “Oh, alright, if you put it that way,” he relented, “I’ll take it along. But for safety’s sake, better give me more than one!”
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Hi, Bro oxeso,
Cheers. 17 points from Wankjanice. Please exchange points by upping me back. Thank you
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