Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[malaysiapig]

[Bob82]

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[ah rat]

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[starbuck]

Originally Posted by Bob82

All cares about the results, no one bother about the process.

[malaysiapig]

Long time no received new joke

[dyelook]

laughter bumps...

[SoSerious]

Originally Posted by dyelook

laughter bumps...

So easily corrupt, must be WHITE ants

[Hurricane88]

*Political Sex...😜*

A husband and wife are campaigning for a friend who is contesting the local elections. They both become so busy that they do not think of anything but the elections -- so much so that they communicate about everything in 'political language'.

One night the husband wants to have sex desperately, but seeing the wife busy doing some work, goes to her and says,
_*"I would like to put my candidate in your constituency."*_

The wife, not realizing this was meant for something else, without raising her head says, _*"Our party is not going to accept this."*_

The husband is disappointed but he goes to sleep.

After some time the wife realizes what the husband meant, so she wakes him up and tells him, *"Darling, now you can put your candidate in my constituency."*

The husband replied, "Sorry, I cannot do that any more.
*"My candidate stood* *independently and lost his deposit!! "*😛

😇😂😇😂😇😂

[malaysiapig]

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[Samkieu]

Nice and hope to read more jokes.

[malaysiapig]

Good job and proud of you....
Just wonder how many goal he have shoot

[TowkayBlackman]

Thanks for all the nice jokes.

[ah rat]

[Samkieu]

Nice jokes thanks.

[TowkayBlackman]

Originally Posted by ah rat

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Thanks for sharing.