What is the most stupid and regretable sex shit you done?

[MarsIswar]

Originally Posted by sorrowseed

well, i did last that long, cumming around 5-6 time too. but then, i do remember staying in the hospital for 1 week or so due to spraining of ankle the day after my 1st time. somehow my legs were getting weak due to those vigorous activity and my legs fail me for nearly 2 weeks or so

bro i understand how you feel the jelly leg aft the whole exercise and at time the cramps if it too heat up session... man the last time aft diy oc wan no choice but to up only able to cum after 1.5 hrs later leg went from soar to cramp and to jelly...

[showelt]

1)It was her birthday,,she just playing with her friends during the party,then i ask her to go out with motorcycle,she accepted and i ride the motor very fast even she say stop,then when i stop in a playground, she jump off from motor and say hate me and wan go home herself,i use my motor to stop her from running,at last her leg touch the eksos,acting gentle to help blow as it is very pain,(i think once she saw the scar, she fucking remember and hate me) then bring her to a playground ,have a french kissing with her and try to touch her boob (with cloth) with hand , and ask her if i touch like this will u angry me ,she say no, then i continue touch and unstrip her bra and first time i saw a girl boobs and suck on it,she shaking and she very scare and her face turn white cause it is in public,my hand also shake like hell as it is my first time plus is in public,then she say lets go home liao faster it is late ler, i say not yet cause havent touch one place yet,she wearing a short sport pant, i slip inside and touch her pussy and very wet and a bit sticky and i blur and ask WHAT IS THIS, WHY STICKY AND WET DE ?U SHIT IN YOUR PANT ?? THEN SHE EXPLAINED TO ME WHEN A BOY TOUCH WILL LIKE THIS ONE, i send her back home then and ask her to wash her underwear herself and not let her mum wash she say her underwear is her wash de lar,when during back riding , she hold my hand and wraist so tight and shaking lloll,, i also scare until my hand shake so lot,

Then i ask her to out one more time next week at night because i want more and feel excited, she say she help her sister setting up hair and cant, i text her with vulgar,cibai slut u ,ask u out u talk cock many, and ended up with a hate from her and break with her,after scold liao de few days i apologise and she say no use,that time i never contact with her liao till now.

my friend told me that she choose me during i court her rather than choose a guy which is handsome than me sitting a bmw car with a 1000 rose to court her, what a waste for me, THIS IS MY FIRST TIME DO THIS NAUGHTY THING

2)one day my gf after make up quite pretty and before make up quite ok with a good nice figure of body sick while no people at her home,go in she then sleep and i sleep beside her,.then really steam liao de

hand move move touch her full boob with cloth on for more than 10minutes,
she did not move and just let me touch ,.damn regret i do just nothing there!

3) a very big boob ex gf let me touch every place with cloth on ,.never finger nvr fuck cause she say pain when insert finger in her pussy,ended up she fing other bf and i get ntg

4) a tall and long leg slim and quite pretty girl meet in friendster, went out and she horny sent me many pussy and boob pic before we meet,manage to touch her boob(small one) and touch her pussy and ask her fun/high or not and she suck my cock in those take pic machine there , first time get a bbbj and so nice she suck nice but only one stroke and no liao,then i wan to fuck her there but scare, back to my home i busy and no find her for like a week, she have a good chat and sian by a use leng zai de pic to kao her,end up i say i hate her and break with her and she crying,that girl is just 14 !!! and i am 17!! tht time

4) a few years later the PART 3) girl sms me and i tell her can i be her gf and she seem like wan liao but scare me,tht time i see the friendster pic is like an artist wearing so sexy maybe cause she had grown bigger liao with a quite busty boob,end up giving up cause busy with promoter.

5)one year later i sms and ask her to be my fb and she no reply and till now never contact ler lol

6) a girl quite rich that is medium height and quite nice looking but with a small tits cause she is 15 during 2007 and i was 17 tht time,.found in friendster too and she crazy like me that she stole her father phone to call me every midnight for around 1 hours and chatted sex with me and i ask her can he blowjob for me and she say can.

too excited and go to find her tomorrow as she say her parent is not at home every working day and her sister is studying at uni every day and back at 8pm while she having a long school holiday so i can go her home to have fun ,went there at 9am and strip her and she is horny really, i know nothing and just finger her and she even moan and ask me do i moan ? i say no and keep finger her ,try to fuck her ,inside a penis tip only she say pain and turn around at the bed say pain and i stop it then i ask her what i can do again , she tell me to lick and make her really moan loud, maybe i too scare and during finger and blowjob and lick for half day i did not cum,
the next week she ask me go again to do same time as she say she will improve blowjob skill from internet,i refuse and ask again , i say i am not suitable to her and break and she mad at me say i give u see everything and get nothing now she is others now and clubbing all the time and be slut lerr,aizz

SORRY IF MAKE YOU NOT UNDERSTAND

[fabiann]

Originally Posted by showelt

1)It was her birthday,,she just playing with her friends during the party,then i ask her to go out with motorcycle,she accepted and i ride the motor very fast even she say stop,then when i stop in a playground, she jump off from motor and say hate me and wan go home herself,i use my motor to stop her from running,at last her leg touch the eksos,acting gentle to help blow as it is very pain,(i think once she saw the scar, she fucking remember and hate me) then bring her to a playground ,have a french kissing with her and try to touch her boob (with cloth) with hand , and ask her if i touch like this will u angry me ,she say no, then i continue touch and unstrip her bra and first time i saw a girl boobs and suck on it,she shaking and she very scare and her face turn white cause it is in public,my hand also shake like hell as it is my first time plus is in public,then she say lets go home liao faster it is late ler, i say not yet cause havent touch one place yet,she wearing a short sport pant, i slip inside and touch her pussy and very wet and a bit sticky and i blur and ask WHAT IS THIS, WHY STICKY AND WET DE ?U SHIT IN YOUR PANT ?? THEN SHE EXPLAINED TO ME WHEN A BOY TOUCH WILL LIKE THIS ONE, i send her back home then and ask her to wash her underwear herself and not let her mum wash she say her underwear is her wash de lar,when during back riding , she hold my hand and wraist so tight and shaking lloll,, i also scare until my hand shake so lot,

Then i ask her to out one more time next week at night because i want more and feel excited, she say she help her sister setting up hair and cant, i text her with vulgar,cibai slut u ,ask u out u talk cock many, and ended up with a hate from her and break with her,after scold liao de few days i apologise and she say no use,that time i never contact with her liao till now.

my friend told me that she choose me during i court her rather than choose a guy which is handsome than me sitting a bmw car with a 1000 rose to court her, what a waste for me, THIS IS MY FIRST TIME DO THIS NAUGHTY THING

2)one day my gf after make up quite pretty and before make up quite ok with a good nice figure of body sick while no people at her home,go in she then sleep and i sleep beside her,.then really steam liao de

hand move move touch her full boob with cloth on for more than 10minutes,
she did not move and just let me touch ,.damn regret i do just nothing there!

3) a very big boob ex gf let me touch every place with cloth on ,.never finger nvr fuck cause she say pain when insert finger in her pussy,ended up she fing other bf and i get ntg

4) a tall and long leg slim and quite pretty girl meet in friendster, went out and she horny sent me many pussy and boob pic before we meet,manage to touch her boob(small one) and touch her pussy and ask her fun/high or not and she suck my cock in those take pic machine there , first time get a bbbj and so nice she suck nice but only one stroke and no liao,then i wan to fuck her there but scare, back to my home i busy and no find her for like a week, she have a good chat and sian by a use leng zai de pic to kao her,end up i say i hate her and break with her and she crying,that girl is just 14 !!! and i am 17!! tht time

4) a few years later the PART 3) girl sms me and i tell her can i be her gf and she seem like wan liao but scare me,tht time i see the friendster pic is like an artist wearing so sexy maybe cause she had grown bigger liao with a quite busty boob,end up giving up cause busy with promoter.

5)one year later i sms and ask her to be my fb and she no reply and till now never contact ler lol

6) a girl quite rich that is medium height and quite nice looking but with a small tits cause she is 15 during 2007 and i was 17 tht time,.found in friendster too and she crazy like me that she stole her father phone to call me every midnight for around 1 hours and chatted sex with me and i ask her can he blowjob for me and she say can.

too excited and go to find her tomorrow as she say her parent is not at home every working day and her sister is studying at uni every day and back at 8pm while she having a long school holiday so i can go her home to have fun ,went there at 9am and strip her and she is horny really, i know nothing and just finger her and she even moan and ask me do i moan ? i say no and keep finger her ,try to fuck her ,inside a penis tip only she say pain and turn around at the bed say pain and i stop it then i ask her what i can do again , she tell me to lick and make her really moan loud, maybe i too scare and during finger and blowjob and lick for half day i did not cum,
the next week she ask me go again to do same time as she say she will improve blowjob skill from internet,i refuse and ask again , i say i am not suitable to her and break and she mad at me say i give u see everything and get nothing now she is others now and clubbing all the time and be slut lerr,aizz

SORRY IF MAKE YOU NOT UNDERSTAND

ok sorry bro.. i really dun understand...

[Red_Wine]

Originally Posted by ddog

Regretted of being a green cow and listened to SBF bros in recommending legendary prostitutes at Keong Saik RD. Went there, met with the fattest, old auntie which you'll see at marketplace! rest, I don't want to remember

LOL!!!!!! u bright up my day!!

[Dhornyboy]

the most regretable sex shit is that i gangbang a SYT 10 years ago with my brothers at a HDB stairway..roughly a year ago, i happen to come across that girl again.. with her bf i think and the shopping centre is very near the place where we GB her.

i dont feel proud at all. no. in fact i distance myself away from such situations far as i can nowadays.

[Msdy777]

My very 1st gf offered me to CIM and i rejected then.. i was 20yrs old then..
So regret and stupid! LOL

[hipgrinder]

In the midst of sex with my Ex, she asked if I enjoy sex with her most. (than all other girls I had).
I assured her that she is.

But she don't believe me, saying its alright to be frank with her, and she won't be angry. She sounded genuine.

(I SHOULD NEVER BELIEVE HER WORDS!!)

So, I naively told her that there were a couple of girls I had before that were so memorable.

I haven't even go into the details, and her face changed. She pushed me out of her. (I was super high just 2 mins ago), and she got dressed and left.

It took me 1 month to apologize and coax her. After that, if we had any quarrel, she will bring that matter up, and tell me to go back to those flings I cannot forget.

[Alf1977]

Originally Posted by johnwu222

for me, many moons ago at 25, was alone at home and arrange my GF then to come over, started frenching the moment i closed the door and and slipped my hands under her T shirt to find out, ahhh.. she is wearing non strap bra (she knew tat was my favourite becos no so much obstruction mah), slided my fingers into her bare buxom and found 2 highly excited nipples almost fully erected... so so nice.. hee hee hee...

then my hand went south (we hv petted many times already) and then she stopped me and said, today cannot i still hving my mems..

then i told her, ok, i will wash you. led her to the bathroom and took off her skirt n panties and started to wash her and found tat not so bad, its
tail-end already, so no blood, just little bit of macham dried stains. while washing her, she just closed her eyes and enjoy.. hee hee hee...


then after tat dried her with a towel and planted a kiss on her vulva lips before wrapping the towel around her and walking her back to the room and then took a thin mattress on the floor and hv her lay down and continue to gently explore her with my fingers, as usual she just close her eyes and moan softly....


well the regret is...... if u know after mens, can go all the way mah.. its safe period..... but tat time bloody sotong, didnt know n didnt dare.... so now very very regret... .... sigh..............

Luckily u never go all the way, period ending is consider one of the the most dangerous period.. My friend did with her wife three days after her menses n tio ... So dun play play n naively think that it's safe to shoot inside a gal's hole ESP after her period end.!

[Erasure]

Originally Posted by Dhornyboy

the most regretable sex shit is that i gangbang a SYT 10 years ago with my brothers at a HDB stairway..roughly a year ago, i happen to come across that girl again.. with her bf i think and the shopping centre is very near the place where we GB her.

i dont feel proud at all. no. in fact i distance myself away from such situations far as i can nowadays.

Why feel bad about gb a SYT? IF she is willing party and loves it, nothing to feel bad abt...u shld feel bad for not sharing with us brudders in SBF

[Joea]

Originally Posted by Alf1977

Luckily u never go all the way, period ending is consider one of the the most dangerous period.. My friend did with her wife three days after her menses n tio ... So dun play play n naively think that it's safe to shoot inside a gal's hole ESP after her period end.!

Care to quote your source ?

[jjjr]

This thread is so funny! And those encounters with fat aunties are so hilarious! Here's my contribution. Long, long time ago..........

Was in Taipei and a buddy took me to a barber shop - the ones with the red-white-blue revolving barber poles. Supposed to get a massage. On cue, one fat auntie showed up and pulled me to a barber chair (yes, it was a barber chair). My buddy had a much better looking MILF. I thought what the heck, just a massage. Maybe she bak bak, can do a better massage. She reclined the barber chair. I relaxed backwards and was happy to have stayed fully clothed. The massage started from the head and then headed down to my thighs.

Swiftly, she unzipped my pants and pulled out my cock. Those days, fat auntie or otherwise, the slightest touch would have had me standing up for Singapore. So, I closed my eyes and decided to enjoy her touch and BJ, imagining it was from one of those SYTs we had met earlier during dinner.

As I was drifting off to a super wet dream with the SYTs, I suddenly felt as if I was hit by a sandbag - the fat auntie had climbed on top of me. She had slid my cock into her RAW. Scared the shit out of me and I wanted out, literally. She pinned me down with her fat hands and I was RAPED!!!! She was smiling and was clearly enjoying herself. Got herself one unsuspecting spring chicken.

@#$%^&*. After that, still must pay

[Alf1977]

Originally Posted by Joea

Care to quote your source ?

Joea, u can read this website/forum n also do briefly read through the comments.. (sperms can survive 2-3 days in the char bo's Fallopian tubes so will result in the possibility of getting pregnant, even on the last day of menses)


http://www.babycenter.com/404_can-yo...period_7094.bc


One real example is my friend who did it with his wife 3 days after her menses ended, n his wife got pregnant. But if u don't believe, by all means you can have unprotected sex n shoot inside when the girls' menses ended.

[yeehaa]

Regret? fucking my exes, sister.. shit...

[Joea]

Originally Posted by Alf1977

Luckily u never go all the way, period ending is consider one of the the most dangerous period.. My friend did with her wife three days after her menses n tio ... So dun play play n naively think that it's safe to shoot inside a gal's hole ESP after her period end.!

Originally Posted by Alf1977

Joea, u can read this website/forum n also do briefly read through the comments.. (sperms can survive 2-3 days in the char bo's Fallopian tubes so will result in the possibility of getting pregnant, even on the last day of menses)


http://www.babycenter.com/404_can-yo...period_7094.bc


One real example is my friend who did it with his wife 3 days after her menses ended, n his wife got pregnant. But if u don't believe, by all means you can have unprotected sex n shoot inside when the girls' menses ended.

All I see are the words stating narrow window of possibility and not as you inferred, a very high possibility.
I have had the experience of ejaculating inside using the before and after 3 days calculations, and nothing happened. Just because someone hit the jackpot, does not mean everyone or a significant number of people will too.

[Tigerwhip]

Originally Posted by nickgoodfellow

This is a totally true story,

A few years ago, I had a tiff with my girlfriend. Sad and kind of angry, I decided to watch an afternoon movie on my own just to chill. It was a cinema in Orchard..

The cinema was quite empty. Then, this eurasian-looking girl walked in and sat NEXT to me.. I was like 'wow, so qiao..' She was wearing a white spag top and skirt.

As she sat down, she smiled and said hi.. Being a friendly guy (yeah right), I returned the greeting and had some small talk.. She said she was a model. O.O

10 minutes in the movie she said she was complaining she was cold, and I put my arm around her.. We frenched.. And I groped her breast.. They felt.. Wierd.

Long story short, I started to have suspicions.. And then.. Slowly but surely.. As I continued to observe her.. I realise that..

I..

Was..

With..

A..

Tranny!

I was like FUCK!!!! I was frenching with a guy!!! OMG!!! I made some dumb excuse about having to take a call outside, then bolted out of the cinema.. Rushed to the toilet to wash my mouth like 100 times, and never went back.

Regret to the max. :X

luckily she never proceed furhter with a wet BBBJ on you...