Screwing My Friend's Girl

[seeknewss]

Just stumble on this wonderful story, waiting for next episode. Up your pt bro Good_life..!

[mrsaint100]

nice story .. with gd english n humour !!

[love69]

!!!!!!!
Sweet .. Camping camping

[TommyPingPong]

Not suprised kana zapped
12-05-2009 12:40 AM Clone of tommybig mouth.
11-05-2009 02:41 AM why u so kopo???

Must be clones of John_hougang the SBF Super Leecher

So late zap me ah? 2:41am and 12:40am, no need to work or downloading till so late?

http://sbfsg.agency/redirec...%3Fp%3D4597704

[joew2005]

looking 4ward 2 seeing the cont. of his posting here ......
Thx

[Good Life]

COFFEE TALK (back to business)

Perhaps it's vesak day.. I say, there seemed to be more people reading this thread upon the arrival of a fourth cast. Something tells me that 4 headlight + a limp-post attract more caravans and campers..

Another thread from Bro Criminalz highlighted that a lot of TSs write, get Rep pts and do a Mas Selamat in this forum and that Rep points should only be given upon completion of the story... I say, .... how about a dollar each instead??

To Bros who asked about the authenticity of this story... I stress again.. it's like a religion.. believe it, it's real... otherwise ... it's just comical perversion.

How many believe that we should never try to fix something that's not broken? I do... coz I was barred from posting, searching, replying, PMing or doing any other stuff coz I didn't validate a change in my email... SBF boss must be thinking of writing an idiot proof manual for the likes of me.

Apologies... coffee shop back in business... digression


I wonder how many bros/sisters follow this thread religiously enough to piece some jigsaws of contorted reality together. Some of you might recall that my tryst with Ash was payback to Eugene's infidelity... with whom may I ask?? Some of you meticulous teachers or linguists might remember at an earlier episode while I am certain the rest are scrambling through the earlier posts to find out what gibberish I am spouting.. Let me help.. does JAMIE ring a bell?

Ash, perhaps totally comfortable with my presence, turned into a serpent and starting licking Jamie, perhaps totally uncomfortable with my presence, at her ears and jawline. Ash audaciously squirmed one hand into Jamie’s tee with another stroking the contours of her neck and collar bone. Jamie was ill at ease. Ms. bashful was certainly conscious of my voyeurism but did little to stop Ash’s attention. After a few gentle moments under her white top, Jamie appeared to lose her inhibitions as she turned around to face Ash returning the sensual favor. Ash’s eyes caught mine and I was half thinking… “yo.. I am here”

While waiting at the wings, I pondered the following possibilities 1) Ash and Jaime wanted to make out at my place involving me 2) Ash and Jamie wanted to make out at my place and it doesn’t involved me 3) Ash and Jamie felt that Joo Chiat 81 was either too sleazy or too expensive 4) Ash and Jamie were hoping I wasn’t home. Pts 2, 3 and 4 were highly probable…. While Pt 1 was obviously the choice selection of new Prime Minister – I mean Member.

Great! One was an exhibitionist and the other didn’t care who saw… The coupled up couple engaged in heavy and wet kisses and soft moans with arms wrapped around each other to an extent of awkwardness which I thought was impossible for most guys unless you graduated from school of kamasutra or you are a yoga master. Jamie parted Ash’s straps sideways and her top dropped enough to reveal her black lace-covered ample bosom. Ash had a thing for laces… and at that point, I had a thing for Ash in laces! Her canal was so deep it was probably enough to drown a sex-starved boy. Ash, in turn, pulled over Jamie’s tee to reveal that she, or perhaps the scene, was sponsored by Nike. Sports bra never really turned me on before unless it was drenched with perspiration and even that, I would prefer some of mine was in the mix. The outline of her sports wear hinted a contour of perky Bs at best, it wasn’t flattering to say the least but I guess… it was the sum of each entity that congregated my blood cells at the pole within my not so short shorts. Ash stretched her hands under the Jamie’s booby cover…. I endorsed Nike’s slogan… (hello….. I am still here………)

Ash glanced at me momentarily while Jamie had her side facing me when she unhooked Ash’s top from the front…. Something told me that it wasn’t their virgin cast together. Ash wasn’t a fan of bra slings obviously when her cups parted displaying the you-would-never-get-enough-of Cs. Hello pink ladies…! Mr. lighting guy, who never got any action so far, had to carefully stretch out of my beanbag to dim the lights and did the extra to reach for the controller to turn on the a/c… My sheets weren’t due for washers and the last thing I want was to sleep in perspiration of others but more importantly, to set the ambience for action. Jamie and Ash fondled each other mammaries and the mutual feel good act brought about soft moans of pleasure… Which bloody director would be yelling cut while filming such a scene … where the hell is my freaking video-cam. I don’t own one. While biting my lips … for a reality check, I felt like a 3 year old for waiting for my turn at the joy ride. (yoo hoo… did you call my number? Yet?)

Jamie decided that Levis, no matter how comfy they were, were in a way, which made me realized that our manhood was always in the way taking out our jeans. To the ladies, jeans came off as if they were wearing silk. Pushing Ash gently down on the sheets, Jamie effortlessly pulled away Ash’s Five O whatever to feature matching black lace. Jamie, on the other hand, featured another Nike product. Jamie was in fine shape… well toned .. contours and color. Both comfortable in their state of semi-dress, Jamie perched on Ash to continue their moment of pleasure… (I feel my surname had already changed to Mr. Glass)

Jamie obviously felt Nike wasn’t that comfortable as well when Ash lifted the apparel over to reveal two-saucers-can-do-the-job bump. However, the 2 buttons were big and dark enough to resemble as toy car remote controllers. I contemplated shifting my armchair to, make a little noise and getting a little attention. Ash eyed me briefly and returned to cupping Jamie’s road hump.

Amidst all the sensation, somewhere inside my human motherboard and processor couldn’t configure the twisted connections of Eugene + Ash, Eugene + Jamie, Me + Ash, Ash + Jamie or the order of the equation… I wasn’t about to be a party pooper…. not right then……………

[kwaychup]

[QUOTE=Good Life;3735845][COLOR="Blue"]
To Bros who asked about the authenticity of this story... I stress again.. it's like a religion.. believe it, it's real... otherwise ... it's just comical perversion.
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yessss i believe it,
can invite me over to watch them sometime
just kidding..

to all the bros here, just take everything here with a pinch of salt and pepper.
anyway nice encounter, awaiting for your next installment

[abshah]

story getting hot. more please

[bootyhunter]

ha ha ha. I dunno why some bros find this thread steamy.. it's unqiuely different from other stories but somehow difficult to PCC when I am laughing. ha ha ha ha.

[Good Life]

Coffee Talk

I say, people are quite persistent when they want to get something. One bro asked me via MSN if I can hook him up with Ash, even to the extent of making me a pimp... I am tempted...

Bros/Sisters who upped me without points... and felt sorry that they were not in a position to... I say, I accept nets, credit card or cheque too...

On Sis asked if I am afraid if Eugene/Ash/Jamie turns up in this forum and saw this thread.... I say, my retribution queue is quite long, they have to wait their turn.

Kwaychup stuffs
Kwaychup definitions
1. A dish with kways with pig innate
2. Chicken juice

Bro Kwaychup: for a moment I thought you are revealing the recipe for kway chap... I love it.. got any good recommendation?

Back to story.


Back to my stage set, Jamie and Ash went on with their sensual touches releasing gallons of estrogen in the air. Jamie rest herself down on the bed and made Ash looked like a sashimi platter, licking every inch of Ash's milk reservoirs. Ash oozed with the welcome attention and pull down Jamie's hair binder, letting down the latter's hair in full flow down to her shoulders... hmmm Jamie is woman - and a pretty decent one, afterall. At that moment. I was sure certain lighting would make Jamie desirable unlike most time where darkness would do the job.

Jamie's momentum at Ash's happy zones was slow and sensual and soon enough Ash entered her state of coming. No penetration, no hard massages on erroneous zone just plain sensual touches skin on skin. Great! I thought I did a great job on Ash the other night. Jamie and Ash brought the meaning of give-and-take in sex to another level. Perhaps endowed with the same sexual tools, it was Ash's turn to repay Jamie's favor in the same way possible. Ash edged herself up, with Jamie lying sideways, and worked her fingers on Jamie's full body.. every part of it. From the arch of her heels all the way to the head. Ash's fingers were like a camel passaging through the deserts of contours of Jamie's body. I shit you not - Ash's attention to Jamie's detail makes me wonder if my body space was too much effort for Ash to bother with.

Jamie appreciated the return gesture with soft moans but there was no hint of bodily shake, jerk or shiver of any kind. Both proceeded to remove whatever cloth left on their otherwise naked bodies... I swear to God I was moment away from dirtying my shorts. In a certain angle where I was, I couldn't see Ash's neat direction bush, Jamie's well trimmed-forest actually made her sahara desert an oasis.

In the space of 10 minutes.. Perhaps it was my impatience and partially being upset for the lack of invitation. I decided enough was enough. I stood up with some difficulty from an uncomfortable bulge and did the most valourous thing most full-blooded heterosexual Martians would do - made my way to the door with my wallet, keys and don't-leave-home-without-it blackberry...

I mindfully concluded that the cast was already set for this scene, only the location was inconclusive. My abrupt movement caught the two by surprise (I wasn't a furniture after all) and both promptly sat up in their state of undress totally unabashed.

Ash: you're leaving already? (no... I was going to buy some beer and nuts and return to watch you two finish the act!)
Me: Yup.. I will leave you two alone... (sigh)
Jamie .... (smiling)
Ash: We are not done with you.. (oh really? you don't say...)
Jamie .... (still smiling - the kind that said... "yup listen to her")

Ash got up almost immediately with my sheets to tug at my hand pulling me back brushing mr. wiener. I resisted... perhaps it was ego or perhaps reality hit me to realize that this byzantine scenario was beyond me... I rested by the cabinet refusing to budge.

Me: Look I don't understand this... you two are into this thing and you (eyeing Jamie) slept with Eugene sometime back?
Ash: ... I don't think you would (clutching the sheets to cover whatever was unnecessary)
Jamie: yes... (a matter of factly)... it worked out well...didn't it....? (eyeing Ash while put on Nike top)
Me: what(...the fuck are you talking about)?
Ash: I told you earlier it's difficult to understand. I love Eugene but ...
Me: but what? (.....)
Ash: Jamie is a better lover (tell me about it.. she just gave you an orgasm without really giving you anything)
Jamie: I initially slept with Eugene to make it easier for Ash to call it off with him... but he refused to let her go.. holding onto her and promising to make it up to her. .. . . . . . . (longest ever sentence I heard from Jamie)
Me: so this is all your sick plan just to get rid of Eugene?? couldn't you just tell him? (eyes on Ash)
Ash: I tried.. and Eugene refused to believe that I didn't love him (or guys for that matter)
Me: and..
Jamie: he got drunk one night (hehey that's news!) and I slept with him, so that Ash could have an excuse to leave him. But it didn't help. (putting on her Tees as well)
Me: Why has this gotta do with me...(you twisted bitches)?
Ash: coz he refused to believe that there's no other guy. He has been stalking me many times just like this afternoon. So I decided to prove him right. With you.
Me: I think you two are sick. Eugene is probably not going talk to me ever (didn't lose much there really) and I am probably gonna have a stinking reputation if he tells on me.
Jamie: I am sorry.. so we thought we have a bit of fun with you tonite and as our way of making you understand and apologize. (I am enjoying myself yeah right!)
Me: How long has it been for you two? (curiosity more than anything else)
Ash: more than a year..... (fuck me!)
Me: No really.. I think Eugene is thick (in every sense of the word) but you two owe him an explanation.

Jamie and Ash looked at each other and smiled.... somehow... I believed the smile meant "bite us!"

I decided I had enough of as-a-bro-puts-it rollercoastering for 8 days (I hope it's not everyweek) I kept my head down... and made my way out of my own house as if I was intruding as a visitor. What transpired in my apartment thereafter wasn't known to me... nor did it interest me.. In all honesty, I wasn't so much concern about how Eugene would have felt... but I just felt I had enough of lesby act, enough of lies, enough of infidelity and certain enough of relationships.

I probably am going to have less friends than I already have. Was it just my luck or do I just look like a sex pawn.. dealing with this just after recovering from another earlier sex screw-up with a femme fatale... well that's just another story......................

yours truly,
Prince of Sex Screw-ups

P.S
For bros awaiting ménage à trois, sorry to disappoint!
For the record, Eugene is still drinking (I heard from a friend)
Ash and Jamie are still together.... (I chanced upon them outside once)
I am still alone.....

after credits...
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Of course there were some confrontation thereafter between myself and Eugene but nothing sexual enough to post here....

[kwaychup]

Originally Posted by Good Life

Bro Kwaychup: for a moment I thought you are revealing the recipe for kway chap... I love it.. got any good recommendation?

Aww sad that your story has ended.

well good recommendations? depends on your liking for it.
i always patronise the stall at redhill market.
sells from morning to afternoon only.
very original, no fancy things like fishcakes. ( i hate fishcakes that alot of stalls sells nowadays especially those which sells duck noodles + kwaychup )

[Good Life]

The one I always eat is at Siglap ... the coffee shop just behind Siglap Centre.

Redhill one I know.. teng tao, tau teng, tao pok.... I am hungry.....

I am sure part of you feel sorry for me rather than my story ended. no... ??

[bloopz]

no idea if it is true but interesting twist and end to the story. great one.. if ｔｈｅ　ｓｔｏｒｙ　is true, guess its quite sad that you are pulled into their messy affair.. ｈｍｍ．．　ｏｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｏｔｈｅｒ　ｈａｎｄ，　since u r not one for stable r/s ｇｕｅｓｓ　ｕ　ｍｉｓｓｅｄ　ｔｈｅ　ｃｈａｎｃｅ　ｆｏｒ　ａ　threesome then?　　
ｂｙ　ｔｈｅ　ｗａｙ，　ｇｒｅａｔ　ｗｒｉｔｉｎｇ　ｓｔｙｌｅ．ｉ　ｈａｖｅ　ｊｕｓｔ　ｊｏｉｎｅｄ 　ｓｂｆ　ｓｏ　ｎｏ　ｐｏｗｅｒ　ｔｏ　ｕｐ　ｙｏｕ　ｎ　ｔｈａｎｋｓ　ｆｏｒ　ｓｈａｒｉｎｇ　ｔｈ ｅ　ｓｔｏｒｙ．

[kwaychup]

Originally Posted by Good Life

I am sure part of you feel sorry for me rather than my story ended. no... ??

alot of sorries for u
1. sorry that u are a tool of passion between you and your kaki (if you ever consider him to be your kaki)
2. sorry that u never upz the 2 gers on the spot

well people are like that, wanna break still wanna be the "correct" one.
thus people like you have to "suffer"

[bootyhunter]

that was it? no sequel? no more action? I was just ready to set my camp.

Anyway Bravo. Thanks bro, it's a good story which rounded up quite nicely. Anymore stories to share? Sorry too new here cannot up you.