Jakarta Info

[S.B.Y.1]

Originally Posted by klguylate30s

? LOL! I'm so happy! MAKE MY DAY BRO! MAKE MY DAY!

WoW bRuR klguylate30s you like Dirty Harry aka Harry Callahan aka Clint Eastwood

[kangtangman]

Appreciate some advise on menara peninsula hotel in Jln S Parman? Appreciate kind brothers here to give some guidance, thanks in advance.

[Holymannn2]

Will be going to jakarta next weekend. friday to sunday. any bro going at the same period? maybe can meet up to cheong....

[newbird9403]

Originally Posted by imsexfreak

I will be in jkt on 19/02 thru to 26/02, any bro can recommend if there is any spa/massage/happy ending around Mangga Dua area?

So many around the area. Sands, Alexis, Odesius, many many more all with happy ending

[Rainman]

Orange KTV, Serpong Mall BSD

When with a friend on a Sat evening. Was there late and not many girls left.

Sat in the hall n chit chat with some of the PR while they were having supper. Saw two whom seem close friend not bad. Ask them to accompany me and friend hv already got the room.

Both not bad looking, mid twenties and playful. Some Jack D n sing a long later. Saw the girl of my friend kneeling between his leg. Hmm... So asked mine to follow and they were really wide. End up whacking her there and than,

Damaged 300k to each of the girl.
2 Jack D, rooms about 2.7 million ( The girsl cost only 120k each)

Not too bad...

[newbird9403]

Originally Posted by Rainman

Orange KTV, Serpong Mall BSD

When with a friend on a Sat evening. Was there late and not many girls left.

Sat in the hall n chit chat with some of the PR while they were having supper. Saw two whom seem close friend not bad. Ask them to accompany me and friend hv already got the room.

Both not bad looking, mid twenties and playful. Some Jack D n sing a long later. Saw the girl of my friend kneeling between his leg. Hmm... So asked mine to follow and they were really wide. End up whacking her there and than,

Damaged 300k to each of the girl.
2 Jack D, rooms about 2.7 million ( The girsl cost only 120k each)

Not too bad...

Great showing, brother.

[sublimey]

Am in jkt now .. Staying at fxmall, any kakis wanna join cheong..

[Pohchuan]

For those starting to learn Bahasa Indonesia, there are more sex terminology in Bahasa than those day to day Bahasa that you learn in a language centre. Some sexual terminology in Jakarta, the unofficial sex capital of the world, is cut and pasted below (extracted from local Indonesian forum). For those who understand, good for you, for those who didnt, can start learning lor.

Istillah (Terminology)

AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor
Agency = A company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of providers.
AMP = Asian Massage Parlor
anak gajah = cewe gemuk
Anal Rimming = Oral stimulation of anus
Analinus = Anal Rimming (Oral stimulation of anus)
anjelo = antar jemput lonte
AR = Anal Rimming (Oral stimulation of anus)
Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting
ASMI = akademi santapan manajer Indonesia
ASP = Adult Service Provider
asusila = asal suka silahkan
ATF = All Time Favorite
ATM = Ass To Mouth
Aunt Flo = Menstruation
ayam = cewek panggilan/PSK

Babyback = Petite, young, attractive Asian
Bait and Switch = Person who shows up is a different one than advertised
bapuk = barang empuk
Bareback = Without condom.
Barracuda = A professional prostitute who's only purpose is to separate you from your money as quickly as possible, preferably without giving you anything in return.
BBBJ = Bare Back Blow Job, BJ tanpa kondom
BBBJTC = Bare Back Blow Job to Completion (oral sex to orgasm)
BBBJTCWS = Bare Back Blow Job to Completion with Swallowing
BBBJWF = Bare Back Blow Job With Facial
BBFS = Bare Back Full Service, sex tanpa kondom
BBS = bobo-bobo siang, barber shop
BBW = Big Beautiful Woman
BDSM = Bondage, Discipline, Sado-Masochism.
Beso Negro = Anal Rimming
BF = Boy Friend
BFE = Boy Friend Sxperience
Birdwatching = BBBJTCWS
BJ = Blow Job
bedu amang = bebek dungu asal mangap (seksi tapi gak punya otak)
benerin genteng = naek ke atas (masuk ke kamar bersama sang WP)
berondong = cowok ABG
Big "O" = orgasm, orgasme
binor = bini orang
bispak = bisa dipake
bisyar = bisa dibayar
BLS = Ball Licking and Sucking
Blue Pill = Viagra
BMO = bini muda orang
bondon = boneka donto
brajil (baca Brazil) = berani jilat karena mekinya bersih
BSD = Big Swinging Dick
BSW = Black Street Walker
BT = butuh titit/toket, birahi tinggi
BTW = By the Way
BU = butuh uang
buang tai macan = buang/keluarin peju atau sperma
bulu jagung = abg bau kencur yg baru mulai tumbuh bulu
bupati = buka paha tinggi-tinggi (tahun '80an)
Butterface = Everything looks good, but her face

caps = kondom
Cash and Dash = ROB who takes the money and runs
CBJ = Covered Blow Job (oral sex with a condom)
CC Rider = Full service provider costing $200 or less.
CCP = curi-curi pandang, cubit-cubit pantat, cicip-cicip payudara
CDS = Covered Doggy Style
cenggur = ngaceng nganggur
CFS = Covered Full Service (sex with condom)
CG = Club Girls, Cowgirl
Chump = A man who gives his money and/or his attention to women without getting any pussy in return.
CI = check in
ciblek = cilikan betah melek
CIM = cum in mouth, keluar dalem mulut
CMD = Carpet Matches Drapes (typically a natural blonde)
CMIIW = Correct Me If I'm Wrong, kalau tidak salah
CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse
cobol = colok bo'ol (lobang pantat)
COF = Cum on Face, muka di masker pake mani
Cover = Condom
Cowgirl = CG, girl on top facing you.
cuci kolong = di HJ dari belakang/bawah
Cups of Coffee = Releases
cuti = cuci titit

damon = dada montok
Danamon = dadanya montok
DATY = Dining at the Y (Performing oral sex on a woman)
DC = Damage Cost (total pengeluaran ditempat termasuk tips, minuman, dll.)
DDE = Doesn't Do Extras (PS only)
DDG = Drop Dead Gorgeous
DDP = Double Digit Penetration (pussy and anus)
Decolgen = delapan koltol gentayangan
DFA = Definitely Fuckable
DFE = Dead Fish Experience
DFK = Deep French Kissing
diesel = diisep sampe kesel
diskon = disodok kontol
DIY = Do It Yourself (masturbation)
Djarum = djanda ranum
Djarum Super = djarang di rumah suka pergi, dugem-maniak
DKM = dikocok muncrat
doggy style = nungging
dompit = kondom kejepit
doni = dorongan nikmat
Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you
DSL = Dick Sucking Lips
DT = Dining at the Toes
DT = Deep Throat

Edi Tansil = ejakulasi dini tanpa hasil
eksekusi = ngewe
English = Spanking, etc.
EOM = End Of Message
Expats = Persons living in countries other than their own citizenship. Generally refers to Americans or Europeans living in other countries

F3 = Fuck For Free
facial = cum di wajah
FBSM Full Body Sensual Massage
FF = Finger Fuck, ngobel
FFF = Refers to the strategy of "Find them, Fuck them, Forget them"
FIV = Finger In Vagina
FJ = Fuck Job
FKK = Frei Körper Kultur (German brothel / nudist club)
FL = Free Lance
FO = Front Office, GRO
FOB = Fresh Off the Boat (Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US)
FOBU = Fat-Old-Bald-Ugly
FOV = Finger Outside Vagina
FR = Field Report, Fuck Report
French = Oral sex
French Kissing = Kissing on mouth with tongue contact
French Without = Oral sex without condom
FS = Full Service (complete sex)
Fuck = ngewe, ngentot
FUTB = Finger Up The Butt
FYEO = For Your Eyes Only, rahasia, jangan disebar ke mana-mana

galdimob = galak dimobil
galdiran = galak diranjang
ganti oli = buang oli yg lama biar nanti oli yg baru masuk lg, ngewe
gatot = gagal ngentot
Get Comfortable = Get completely naked
GFE = girl friend experience
GND = Girl Next Door
GO = Gonorrhea
Greek = Anal sex
GRO = Guest Relation Officer
GS = Golden Shower (urination play)
GSM = G-Spot Massage

Half and Half = Oral sex followed by intercourse.
Hardwood Floors = Clean shaven pussy.
Hat = Condom
helm = kondom
HJ = Hand Job
HM = High Mileage
HME = Honeymoon Experience (lapdog heaven)
HR = Hand Release (a hand job)
HSW = Hispanic Street Walker
HTML = hubungan tanpa making love
HWP = Height and Weight Proportionate

IM3 = ikatan meki murah Muwardi (PP Iwan, PP Cahaya, PP Santoso, PP Alami)
IMHO = In My Humble Opinion, menurut pendapat saya
Incall = You meet the girl at their place
intelek = intip tete lewat ketek
isep = seponk, blow-job
ismek = isep memek
ISO = In Search Of, I Seek Only
Italian = Penis rubbing between butt cheeks
ITJ = ilang tanpa jejak

jablay = dijamah, dibelai
jarot = jarang ngentot
jilmek = jilat memek
jiltok = jilat toket
jipatbu = driji papat mlebu
judi = jual diri

kapolda = kagak nampol dadanya
karaoke = blow-job, seponk, isep
kardus = kaki ramping dan mulus
karet = kondom
KB = kontol besar, kagak begituan
KRD = kelompok rolling door
kodak = konak mendadak
kodim = konak diam-diam
konak = kontol naik, ngaceng
konde = kondom
KTV = Karaoke
kuaceng = kuat ngaceng, obat buat bikin kuat ngaceng
kuku bima = kurang kuat bini marah
kutilang darat = kurus tinggi langsing dada rata

lanchau = kontol (bahasa WP)
Lapdog = Person who worships providers to excess.
LBFM = Little Brown Fucking Machine
LC = lady companinon, cewek di Karaoke
lem biru = lempar ambil yang baru
LE = Law Enforcement
LEO = Law Enforcement Officer
LFK = Light Face Kissing
LK = Light Kissing (closed mouth)
LOL = Laugh Out Loud
LOS = Land of Smiles (refers to Thailand)
Lot Lizards = Prostitutes who operate out of truck stops or other trucker hangouts.
LP = Long Play
LT = Long Time (usually overnight)
LTR = Long Term Relationship

Mabes = Jl. Mangga Besar & sekitarnya
Mabes Polri = Jl. Mangga Besar di pool belok kiri/di patokan Lokasari
macan = mamak cantik
Mamasan = Female manager of a massage parlor, mami
Mangdu = Jl. Mangga Dua & sekitarnya
Mazda Capela = masih dara kagak perawan lagi (sudah operasi selaput dara)
mbokne ancuk = embok'e di encuk (istilah buat orang jelek)
MBR = Multiple Bell Ringing (MSOG)
MILF = Mother I'd Like to Fuck
minak djinggo = miring kepenak ndjengking monggo
Missionary = Man on top, girl on back
MJ = muka jablay
ML = make love, ngewe
Mohawk = A thin rectangular strip of pubic hair
MP = Massage Parlor
MP = Multiple Pops (multiple releases)
MQ = meki, memek
MSOG Multiple Shots on Goal (multiple releases)
mucusek = muka culun tapi nge seks
mupeng = muka pengen

Contd

[Pohchuan]

ngewe = ngentot, ML, fuck
ngupil = kobel memek
NGO = Non-Government Organization
NPWP = nomor punggung wanita pemijat/panggilan
NSA = No Strings Attached
nyabul = nyari bulu, nyabutin bulu
Nocan = Nomor Cantik dari para WP yang direkomendasikan oleh BM'rs

ONS = one night stand
OOT = Out of Topic
OTOH = On the Other Hand
otong = titit, burung, penis
Outcall = The girl comes to your place.
OWO = Oral WithOut a condom
OWOTC = Oral Without Condom To Completion

P4P = Pay for Play, refers to the concept of paying for sex
Pangjay = Jl. Pangeran Jayakarta & sekitarnya
panlok = panda lokal
Papasan = Male manager of a massage parlor
Paris Dakar = paras manis dada mekar
Party Hat = Condom
pasar toge = pantat besar toket gede
payung = kondom
pinay = cewek dari Philippines
panda = WP import dari China
panda lokal = WP chinese lokal
Ph3 = Phone Tree, nyebarin info dengan cara cepat (lewat sms/email/telepon)
PIV = Penis in Vagina
PL = Pathetic Loser
PM = Private Message sent via the Forum's Private Message service
PNS = pemuas nafsu sex
PO = Phone Operator
Populer = pupu di eler, paha di obral
PP = panti pijat
PPD = pegang-pegang doang
PS = Private Show (Dance)
PSE = Porn Star Experience
PSK = pekerja seks komersial
Punter = British slang for a man who engages in sex with prostitutes
PV = Private Viewing (Dance)

RA = Relaxation Assistant
Raincoat = Condom
rakosa = rasakan kontol saya
Reverse Cowgirl = Girl on top facing away.
Reverse Half and Half = Intercourse followed by oral sex to completion.
Reverse Massage = You massage her.
Rimming = Analingus
rini = rintihan nikmat
RMP = Russian Massage Parlor
ROB = Rip Off Bitch
ROFLMAO = Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing My Ass Off!
Roman = An orgy situation.
Roman Shower = Vomit play.
RRI = rayuan-rayuan iblis
RTFF = Read the Fucking Forum
Russian = Penis between breasts, Quickie (in Australia)

sange = sangat ingin ngewe
santi = santapan titit
sarung = kondom
SBY = Surabaya
SC = Strip Club
SD = sekolah dasar
seatbelt = kondom
sekwilda = sekitar wilayah data
setel perseneling = ngewe
SG = Street Girls
Shill = An insider posing as a satisfied customer
sikontol panjang = situasi kondisi toleransi pandangan dan kangkauan
sipedes = simpenan perempuan desa
SMA = sekolah menengah atas
SMP = sekolah menengah pertama
SO = Significant Other
SOF = Shit on Floor
SOG = Shot On Goal (one release)
SOMF = Sat On My Face
soni = sodokan nikmat
SOS = sisa on semalam
South of the Border = Gential Region
Southern France = BBBJ
SP = Service Provider, suck penis, blow-job, seponk
SPA = saya pijat anda, saya pegang2 anda, saya pengen anal
Spanish = Penis between breasts (Australia)
Spinner = Very petite, thin girl
SSI = speak-speak iblis
SSN = speak-speak nabi
SSD = speak-speak dewa
ST = short time
STD = Sexually Transmitted Disease
STR = Short Term Relationship
Stroll = Path frequented by street walkers
STW = setengah tua
STNK = setengah tuwo ning kenceng
Sun Hole = anal, lobang matahari
sugeng = susu ageng
sugito = suka gigit toket
supel = suka peler
surabaya = susu rayut banyak gaya
susilo = suka silit orang
Sustagen HP = susu tante genit haus peler
SW = Street Walker
Swinger = tukar-tukar pasangan

TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor
Teabag = Man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth.
telenji = bugil
Terano = tete rada nongol
TG = tante girang, titit gatel
TGTBT = Too Good To Be True
tikus darat = tinggi kurus dada rata
TK = taman kanak-kanak
tocil = toket kecil
toge = toket gede
TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider.
Tossing Salad = Analingus
toman = toket mantap
tongpes = kantong kempes, tocil (toket kecil), kantong kempes alias bokek
torabika = tolong raba biji kakak dong
TP = Tanning Parlor or Tanning Place
Tri-F = A devotee to the "Find them, Fuck them, Forget them" strategy
Troll = Rude and hideous PL
Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum.
TS = Transexual
TTM = teman tapi mesum/mesra
TUMA = Tongue Up My Ass
tunge = tukang ngewe
tung-tung = tunge, bum-bum, ngwee
TV = Transvestite
TVSW = Transvestite Street Walker

udinpetot = udara dingin pengen ngentot

WIR = Would I Repeat?
wongso subali = wonge gak sepiroa susune sak bal folly
WOT = Woman on Top
WP = wanita pemijat, wanita panggilan
WSW = White Street Walker
WTF = What the fuck?

XOXO = Kisses & Hugs

yanto = doyan toi
YMMV = Your Mileage May Vary (you could get different results)


HAPPY LEARNING

[Pohchuan]

My Favourite

intelek = intip tete lewat ketek

Intelek sounds like "Intellectual", but means "Peep at the breast through armpit openings"

hahaha, I Love Bahasa.

[klguylate30s]

teteku Last Activity: Yesterday 06:22 PM & yet no reply! LOL!!! GO AHEAD! MAKE MY DAY!

[JustGrownUp]

Hey i was told to go try out malioboro for girls. Is it a good place? Also for cosplay to try out thematic room in spark hotel.

Any bro tried these out? I will be going to jakarta on 25th feb.

[Wanko]

Any Bro can verify if this promotion is still on-going at Terminal Classic? Thanks

Originally Posted by GBSUP

new happening in town,

terminal classic 5th floor (new), have a package for rp 600k from 6pm to 2am all u can FJ but can't take more than 1 to room.

better check it out faster, because this package unknown would last how long. cheers

[imsexfreak]

Originally Posted by newbird9403

So many around the area. Sands, Alexis, Odesius, many many more all with happy ending

Thanks bro for the recommendations

[imsexfreak]

Bro, thanks for the recommendation. Hope if got time, can go cheong together.

Originally Posted by axeman24

If you are staying at Novotel Hotel, next to the hotel, there is a spa called Sands Spa. You just need to walk out of the hotel and turn to the right and walk all the way to the end you will see a entrance. Go into the lobby and take the lift up to 7th floor. The price for local is Rp200k for normal room with curtain only and Rp300k with attached bathroom and lock door. HJ is Rp200k, BBBJ I am not sure and FJ is Rp500k. There is a KTV on the 5th floor. It you want to venture out of Manage Dua, you can take a Blue bird taxi to Classic Hotel, its at Managa Besar, the taxi drivers will know. They have a disco with strip show from 7pm till don't what time, entrance fee is Rp30k I think or there is a Spa at the basement (never go to the spa before so not sure the rates). Another place you should go and try it is Alexis Hotel, its a 7 floor so call hotel. The 7th floor is a spa entrance fee is Rp150K they have local - Rp1.1mil, local models - Rp1.2mil, China, Thai and Viet - Rp2mil. If you book a girl they will waive off the entrances fee. The best part is you can bring the girl that you book to the hot pool where they will accompany you at the hot pool and build your chemistry and of course made other guys jealous hahaha.
On the 5th floor of Alexis Hotel, its a massage parlour and the massurs are all PRC and the price is Rp2mil for 1.5hours. Have fun