Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[SibueyJiaLat]

Hope can read more jokes.

[YNWA1990]

Originally Posted by SibueyJiaLat

Hope can read more jokes.

More pls. Thanks

[dreamger]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Very good one!

[mango999]

Excellent thanks 🙏

[superman67]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

So funny omg

[superman67]

Nice thread ..support

[carina]

Originally Posted by ah rat

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Just return upzz tks bro

[Hurricane88]

[FordMustang]

Love all the jokes

[Hurricane88]

Closed door:

Luigi walks to work 20 blocks everyday and passes a shoe store twice everyday.

Each day he stops and looks in the window to admire the Armani leather shoes.

He wants those shoes so much...it's all he can think about.

After about 2 months he saves the price
of the shoes, $300, and purchases them.

Every Friday night the Italian community
holds a dance in the church basement.

Luigi seizes this opportunity to wear
his new Armani leather shoes for the first time.

He asks Sophia to dance and as they dance he asks her,
'Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight?'

Startled, Sophia replies,

'Yes, Luigi , I do wear red panties tonight, But how do you know?'
Luigi answers,

'I see the reflection in my new $300 Armani leather shoes.
How do you like them?'

Next he asks Rosa to dance, and after a few minutes he asks,
'Rosa , do you wear white panties tonight?'

Rosa answers,
'Yes, Luigi , I do, But how do you know that?'

He replies,

'I see the reflection in my new $300Armani leather shoes.. . How do you
like them?'

Now as the evening is almost over and the last song is being played, Luigi
asks Carmela to dance.

Midway through the dance his face
turns red...

He states, 'Carmela, be stilla my heart,
Please, please tell me you wear no panties tonight,Please, please, tella me this true!'

Carmela smiles coyly and answers,

'Yes Luigi , I wear no panties tonight...'

Luigi gasps,

'Thanka God ...

I thought I had a CRACK in my $300 Armani leather shoes.!!
😁🤣

[Masterl23]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Nice share bro.

[MAKOTA]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Abdul fucked a goat, he fucked CR7

[dyelook]

McD happy meal...

[Hurricane88]

Chinese courier service ::: Forget about DHL, UPS or FEDEX!! This beats them all!

A family in the Southern Province of China, were puzzled when the coffin of their dead grandmother arrived from
the States. It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin.

When they opened the lid, they found a letter on top of the corpse which read as follows:

"Dear Cousins, I am sending Ah-ma (grandma) body to you since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in Tung Shin. Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leaves are consumed.

You will find inside the coffin, under Ah-ma's body, 12 bottles of Yomeitsu tonic, 10 boxes of American Ginseng and 10 packets of Chinatown Chinese sausage Lap Cheong. Please divide these among all of you.

On Ah-ma's feet you will find a new pair of Nike Air shoes (size 10) for Ah boy. Also there are 2 pairs of shoes for Ah Mei's and Ah Lien's sons... Hope the sizes are correct.. Ah-ma is wearing 6 Calvin Klein T-Shirts. The large size is for Ah Bak and the others are for my nephews. Just distribute them among yourselves. The 2 new Armani Jeans that Ah-ma is wearing are for 2nd uncle boys. The Rolex watch that Har Cheong wanted is on Ah ma's left wrist.

Aunty Pei Pei, Ah ma is wearing the Tiffany necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. The 6 white Polo cotton socks that Ah ma is wearing are to be divided among my teenage cousins.

Let me know what else you need as Ah Kong (Grandpa) also not feeling well nowadays. I can send all required things when our Ah Kong goes back too....."

[Hurricane88]

No Shit!

Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass.

He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?"

The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oozing out. He said, 'I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I can grant you one wish."

And I said, "No shit."