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It's nice to have a culture:
A Chinese buddy went to Canada to enjoy maple leaves and ate pizza at a scenic spot for lunch. He ordered a 9-inch pizza. Wait for a while, the waiter politely brought two 5-inch diameter pizzas, said the 9-inch pizza is not available, give you two 5-inches, and get 1 inch more free! This Chinese guy, politely asked the waiter for the shop owner, gave him a popular mathematical formula for the area of a circle: A = π rČ, where π = 3.1415926...... , r is the radius of the circle. It works out that a 9-inch area = 63.62 square inches, while a 5-inch area is 19.63 square inches. The two 5-inch areas add up to 39.26 square inches. The Chinese guy angrily commented that even you give me three pizzas and I'll still lose! How can you say give me an extra inch free? Boss speechless, finally gave him 4 pizzas, and thumbs up way. You can never out smart a Chinese..... This is the most literate joke I've seen.
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I am in the USA and the pandemic situation is still very serious here.
Last night, I asked my FB if she wants to come into close contact with me? She ask, how close? I said by the Covid-19 standard, within 1 meter for 15 minutes. She said she is ok with -5 inches!
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Some. Jokes. Enjoy.
     
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