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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
*The Tunnel*
---------------------------------------- A lion and lioness are just sitting in a jungle. A dog comes around and starts abusing them. The lioness asks the lion, *"Are you going to just listen or are you going to do anything about this disrespect?"* The lion ignores the lioness. The lioness couldn't take the abuse any more and starts chasing the dog. The dog runs and runs and enters a tunnel, which starts getting narrower and narrower. The lioness follows but gets stuck in the middle. The dog exits from the other side, comes around, f..ks the lioness a few times and leaves. Lioness after a long struggle gets herself free, quietly walks back to the lion and just sits there. The lion looks at her and asks, *"Did he take you to the tunnel...?!"* 😜😝😛
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
At a health forum, speaker asked:
What food causes the most suffering for years after eating it? After a long silence, an old man shouted, 'Wedding Cake'! The Applause was deafening. 🤣🤣😂😂😁😁😄😄🤣🤣
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
hope not posted here ..
 
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
laughter bumps...
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I read this and had to share:
Let’s awaken some people’s minds ... What happens if you decide to get "vaccinated" (beside the fact that you could end up very sick or even dead)??? Here are 12 important questions and answers before considering getting vaccinated: ●"If I get vaccinated can I stop wearing a mask(s)?" Government: "NO" ●"If I get vaccinated will the restaurants, bars, schools, fitness clubs, hair salons, etc. reopen and will people be able to get back to work like normal? Government: "NO" ●"If I get vaccinated will I be resistant to Covid?" Government: "Maybe. We don't know exactly, but probably not." ●"If I get vaccinated, at least I won't be contagious to others - right?" Government: "NO. the vaccine doesn’t stop transmission." ●"If I get vaccinated, how long will the vaccine last?" Government: "No one knows. All Covid "vaccines" are still in the experimental stage." ● "If I get vaccinated, can I stop social distancing?" Government: "NO" ● "If my parents, grandparents and myself all get vaccinated can we hug each other again?" Government: "NO" ● "So what's the benefit of getting vaccinated?" Government: "Hoping that the virus won't kill you." ●"Are you sure the vaccine won't injure or kill me?" Government: "NO" ●"If statistically the virus won't kill me (99.7% survival rate), why should I get vaccinated?" Government: "To protect others." ●"So if I get vaccinated, I can protect 100% of people I come in contact with?" Government: "NO" ● "If I experience a severe adverse reaction, long term effects (still unknown) or die from the vaccine will I (or my family) be compensated from the vaccine manufacture or the Government?" Government: "NO - the government and vaccine manufactures have 100% zero liability regarding this experimental drug" *So to summarize, the Covid19 "vaccine"*... Does not provide immunity Does not eliminate the virus Does not prevent death Does not guarantee you won’t get it Does not stop you from passing it on to others Does not eliminate the need for travel bans Does not eliminate the need for business closures Does not eliminate the need for lockdowns Does not eliminate the need for masking If after reading this you still decide to get the "vaccine"...GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
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IF I get vaccinated, Will Geylang(Chicken house) be opened??? 
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Haha a dog with two assholes
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
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Back into CB to P3. The answer is no!
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