Tieng Viet lovers club

[casannova03]

wa so many people now keen on vietnamese ah...haha...sorry i was away and not able to help out...domestic hiccup la...lucky have so many other bros here to help translation also....

i backside itchy go friend b'day and sat with a viet young gal...knn...dunno she using glitters..damn!! you know the rest of the story liao ....need i say more?? made my wife so upset....

....." sao anh co em roi nhung anh con di choi con gai?? anh noi di.....em la ai cua anh? neu anh ko muon em thi anh noi di. em ko co gi het..."

wah...knn my balls shrink lor....threaten divorce.....hahahaha so didn't have time to help out or for the matter update my other thread....

moral of story:

for those who are married, pls step into the toilet of anywhere and do a 100% check like customs like that before returning home from chionging...the 5 mins spent will save you 5 days of explaining and coaxing the missus!!!!

haha!!!

[Reaper]

Originally Posted by casannova03

wa so many people now keen on vietnamese ah...haha...sorry i was away and not able to help out...domestic hiccup la...lucky have so many other bros here to help translation also....

i backside itchy go friend b'day and sat with a viet young gal...knn...dunno she using glitters..damn!! you know the rest of the story liao ....need i say more?? made my wife so upset....

....." sao anh co em roi nhung anh con di choi con gai?? anh noi di.....em la ai cua anh? neu anh ko muon em thi anh noi di. em ko co gi het..."

wah...knn my balls shrink lor....threaten divorce.....hahahaha so didn't have time to help out or for the matter update my other thread....

moral of story:

for those who are married, pls step into the toilet of anywhere and do a 100% check like customs like that before returning home from chionging...the 5 mins spent will save you 5 days of explaining and coaxing the missus!!!!

haha!!!

Your wife very very fierce......is she from Hanoi?????

[technofreak]

Originally Posted by alien69

Vdict is restricted...cannot use short form and sound tones also too many...
One more sms:
"Em Khieu" = I have a talent ? am i right?

You have to relate the whole sentence in order for teachers like Jackbl n Kangtuo to decode...

Originally Posted by alien69

help pls:
"em nhan gi vay" - what does it mean?

nhan = nhan tin = sms (verb)

tin nhan = sms (noun)

Originally Posted by casannova03

i backside itchy go friend b'day and sat with a viet young gal...knn...dunno she using glitters..damn!! you know the rest of the story liao ....need i say more?? made my wife so upset....

....." sao anh co em roi nhung anh con di choi con gai?? anh noi di.....em la ai cua anh? neu anh ko muon em thi anh noi di. em ko co gi het..."

wah...knn my balls shrink lor....threaten divorce.....hahahaha so didn't have time to help out or for the matter update my other thread....

moral of story:

for those who are married, pls step into the toilet of anywhere and do a 100% check like customs like that before returning home from chionging...the 5 mins spent will save you 5 days of explaining and coaxing the missus!!!

Be careful in future...I almost kena once too. From then onwards, I always bring extra set of clothings when I go chiong...Not forgetting wet tissues too...

[Reaper]

Originally Posted by alien69

bros:

help pls:
"em nhan gi vay" - what does it mean?

nhan has many meaning?

At least you have found the meaning. at least she didnt sms you in short form. wait till you get this sms:

"e nt va dt cho a, sao a kg tl???"

Am sure many of the oldies here would have this experience.

[technofreak]

Originally Posted by Reaper

At least you have found the meaning. at least she didnt sms you in short form. wait till you get this sms:

"e nt va dt cho a, sao a kg tl???"

I write in full for the benefit of those eager to learn:

Em nhan tin va dien thoai cho anh, tai sao anh khong tra loi??

Translation:

Lim bu sms and call u, y never reply??

[jackbl]

Of course, no dictionary can translate short form!!!

Why she call u by "Em"?

Originally Posted by alien69

Vdict is restricted...cannot use short form and sound tones also too many...
One more sms:
"Em Khieu" = I have a talent ? am i right?

May be I will buy some books w/o CD to learn the pronunciation from Borders/Kino.... Any recommendation?

If w/o CD, how to listen to pronunciation?????

Originally Posted by alien69

May be I will buy some books w/o CD to learn the pronunciation from Borders/Kino.... Any recommendation?

[jackbl]

Wow ...... long time no see u, u become clever liao.. must be drinking a lot of vinamilk at home and increased brain power

Originally Posted by technofreak

I write in full for the benefit of those eager to learn:

Em nhan tin va dien thoai cho anh, tai sao anh khong tra loi??

Translation:

Lim bu sms and call u, y never reply??

[casannova03]

Originally Posted by Reaper

Your wife very very fierce......is she from Hanoi?????

nope, from HCM....haha...98% Vn girls are fierce what.....haha...

[casannova03]

Originally Posted by technofreak

Lim bu sms and call u, y never reply??

'Lim Bu' si boh?? hahaha you one hell of a freaking funny la bro.....hahahahaha

well, once you get the hang of msging vn msgs, you will actully prefer the short form la....very convenient lei.....hahaha....dun worry, with practice you will get there!!

[nbhd]

really have to thanks all the kind bros here who help in sms translate.. i have cleared all misunderstanding with her already.. cold war for abt 2days ytd nite call her tok to her for about 1hr plus so least she is laughing to my joke like before.. but can
t call her tonite 4get that no more value left in the calling card... i'm using talk-a-thon $10 value card 100mins. is this the most value for money calling card?

[jackbl]

Thats what i m using now. if u use house phone to call her, u can talk for 130min. if u use the callback function, then its 100min

Originally Posted by nbhd

4get that no more value left in the calling card... i'm using talk-a-thon $10 value card 100mins. is this the most value for money calling card?

[owen10]

Originally Posted by casannova03

wa so many people now keen on vietnamese ah...haha...sorry i was away and not able to help out...domestic hiccup la...lucky have so many other bros here to help translation also....

i backside itchy go friend b'day and sat with a viet young gal...knn...dunno she using glitters..damn!! you know the rest of the story liao ....need i say more?? made my wife so upset....

....." sao anh co em roi nhung anh con di choi con gai?? anh noi di.....em la ai cua anh? neu anh ko muon em thi anh noi di. em ko co gi het..."

wah...knn my balls shrink lor....threaten divorce.....hahahaha so didn't have time to help out or for the matter update my other thread....

moral of story:

for those who are married, pls step into the toilet of anywhere and do a 100% check like customs like that before returning home from chionging...the 5 mins spent will save you 5 days of explaining and coaxing the missus!!!!

haha!!!

at least there's still room for discussion. if spore wife, i thk may b a yellow cd or straight red liao!

[casannova03]

Originally Posted by owen10

at least there's still room for discussion. if spore wife, i thk may b a yellow cd or straight red liao!

haha...maybe lor...but let me tell you its because my vn wife loves me a lot...if a vn gal does not love you, she simply cannot be bothered with what you do....and REMEMBER.....once a vn gal is utterly disappointed with you, no matter what you do, she will leave you 4ever!!! (think got one bro mentioned b4 liao but anyway,,,refresher course for other who have not seen )

[Reaper]

Originally Posted by casannova03

nope, from HCM....haha...98% Vn girls are fierce what.....haha...

eeerrrr.....I beg to differ....I find that HCMC girls are more "accomodating" and "understanding" compared to Hanoi girls...At least through my own experiences as well as friends telling me stories.....

However, this is just my opinion......

[casannova03]

Originally Posted by Reaper

eeerrrr.....I beg to differ....I find that HCMC girls are more "accomodating" and "understanding" compared to Hanoi girls...At least through my own experiences as well as friends telling me stories.....

However, this is just my opinion......

is it?? hmmmm, maybe i haven try the 'pho bo' from hanoi yet...so dunno the flavour....haha... thanks for offering the difference in opinion though....now you make me wanna find out more man!!! how?? must seek out hanoi con gai roi