Life as a Limo Driver - Page 8

drewdrew11 · #**106** 20-10-2013, 02:43 PM

Keep it up bro !!

tigerwoody74 · #**107** 20-10-2013, 03:44 PM

After 45 minutes, we both stopped as we could not take in anymore food.

Lady V: I want another bottle of wine.

Me: Sure. But I would serve you instead of you helping yourself to the wine.

Lady V: Harh ! …why ? You afraid that I would embarrassed you again ?

Me: No. You got to work tomorrow Madam.

Lady V: You need not address me Madam, you are too formal….she started to place her right hand on my left wrist right on top of my watch.

I lift up the empty wine bottle with right hand to get Mr xx attention. He saw my signal and understood what I wanted.

The 2nd bottle of wine was half finished. There was no one else in the restaurant.

Me: I think we should make our move.

Lady V: Get the bill.

Me: Is a treat from me.

Lady V: Har !... How much do you earn in a month?

Me: $5000 with tips … I replied , feeling offended.

Lady V : I make 100 times that amount, excluding bonus and profit sharing
!... she say it loudly with her hands gesturing away.

Her nonsense self is showing again. I stood up and went over to offer my arm. She placed her hand on it and stood up without any difficult.

Lady V: See I am ok.

Me: Good.

Mr xxx had already parked the car right in front of the stairway. Lady V faced MR xxx before entering the car and shake his hand

Lady V: I had a great time. Thank you very much for giving extra attention to us. Here this is for you….she pulls out a single one thousand Singapore dollar note and place into his hand.

Mr xxx: No no no Madam, this is too much. It doesn’t cost that much.

Lady V: That is a tip. The meal is on Charles. He will settle it with you.

chengzc · #**108** 20-10-2013, 03:54 PM

Dear ts,

Up u my humble points. Great story. Please continue

tigerwoody74 · #**109** 20-10-2013, 04:34 PM

We passed by Changi Village Hotel , when suddenly she say…

Lady V : Shall we head to the beach.

Hmm ... She knows this area well.

Me: You sure you are ok ?

Lady V: I am fine. I guess the kick will come in later, not at this stage.

Me: Alright .

I sped up and made a left turn into Telok Paku Rd . We end up at Carpark 2 just off Nicoll Drive.

Lady V : Wind down the windows and open up the sun roof.

I did as told and slowly glide the car into an empty lot. Not many cars, maybe due to the weather which has been wet the past few nights.

Me: I think we should just sit in the car…. Look at the rain cloud coming from that direction…pointing out of the car with my hand.

Lady V: Alright… we didn’t have desert just now. I feel like having some ice cream.

I head out of the car.

Lady V: Hey is ok…no need to…

I place my finger on my lips…. She got the hint and remain silent.

I went over e trunk and pull out the ice box. Came inside e car and shut the door.

Lady V: What is it? You got ice cream in there? .... she questioned like child.

Me: Maybe .

I place the ice box on my lap. Turning my head to her and lifting up the ice box cover at the same time.

Lady V peep into the icebox and said: Looks like someone is planning to get lucky tonight !!!

Me: Shit ! I say out loud.

I forgot about the condoms. Close the cover in a flash!. Turning and looking at her, we bust out into laughter.

hungryghost4 · #**110** 20-10-2013, 04:38 PM

My aspiration is to become a limo driver : )

GeMiNiZzzzZzz · #**111** 20-10-2013, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by hungryghost4

My aspiration is to become a limo driver : )

Aspiration is a huge word...but but...what if you get a old, dirty old man ....whose is also gay as a client ?

MrStyleKing · #**112** 20-10-2013, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by hungryghost4

My aspiration is to become a limo driver : )

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acidicavex · #**113** 20-10-2013, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by GeMiNiZzzzZzz

Aspiration is a huge word...but but...what if you get a old, dirty old man ....whose is also gay as a client ?

Only 1 word "ouch"

MrStyleKing · #**114** 20-10-2013, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by acidicavex

Only 1 word "ouch"

Is he dual personality????

hungryghost4 · #**115** 20-10-2013, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by acidicavex

Only 1 word "ouch"

Ha ha...thanks bro..."ouch!" indeed...never really thought about that....

If got such a client...1. Never pick up something he dropped on the floor, especially in the hotel suite. 2. Call in sick immediately after first day, provided never kena from the back...tell boss need to see doctor...cannot walk properly...he he he