Hanoi

[Botarbolampar]

Bro rock777, anything is possible in Hanoi. I miss this SYT.
She's a Beer Promoter in a viet restaurant. So GF feel.......wow!!!!!!!!!!

[best123]

wow....chio lei.................

[Botarbolampar]

Originally Posted by best123

wow....chio lei.................

Back to memory lane.

Come to think of it. It was fun getting to know her.
On my trip to Hanoi sometime in April. We went to a viet restaurant to eat cha ca (grill fish). 4 of us and I was sitting on the outter side along the walk way. Saw this SYT in uniform (Saigon Beer). Her sweet smile attracted my attention. I wave to her to order some saigon beer she was promoting. Before our food arrive, the beer was here. Starts drinking and at the same time looking at her. Coz, she was standing right in front of my sight (on purpose or what I don't really know). She was not promoting beer but also helpful by helping the restaurant staff to serve our food. It was crowded at that moment. In no time, I had to try my luck, trying to get to know her. It was tough initially, cause she don't speak english and my viet is kindergarten standard. Nevertheless, I took out my handphone and pointed at her handphone, using some body langauage to get her contact nos. Hehehehehe I succeeded.

Called her the next day and we went for a spin on her motorbike round Hanoi. When she was riding and me sitting behind her. Wow the feeling was great, grabbing her from behind onto her waist. Hoooooooooooo. great feeling. We went for some viet coffee and trying so hard to communicate with her was real tough. Finally, manage to make her understand that I'm flying off tomorrow and need to go back to hotel to pack my clothing.(best excuse, cause she's not a WL) She ride me back to my room and help me to pack my things. She saw a packet of CD on the table, hold it in her hand and ask me what's this. Hahahahaha. Me pretend to be innocent and try to explain to her on my bed and.........................there goes the romancing part........................

Cha Ca La Vong


Saigon Beer

[best123]

wah....continue story lei bro...........

[Botarbolampar]

Originally Posted by best123

wah....continue story lei bro...........

Don't want lah bro best123, I very shy you know.
Ask deptrai, he'll tell you the rest. Kekekekekeke.

Cheers

[Pink_Flyod]

Bro Botar.... your story is my inspiration.... That's why die die I must go to Hanoi on Nov20th.

[Botarbolampar]

Originally Posted by Pink_Flyod

Bro Botar.... your story is my inspiration.... That's why die die I must go to Hanoi on Nov20th.

Hahahahaha ............. wow, you really travel alot.
I'll try my best to meet you in hanoi.
Lets see how it goes.

cheers

[bitbat]

Originally Posted by bitbat

First time in Hanoi, here is my contribution.

I went with two other business partners, first time ever to Hanoi for all of us (first time to Vietnam), touchdown at 1.00pm (plane delayed), went out and withdrew money from ATM at airport (used Citibank card as advised by bros in the forum) and purchased a pre-paid GSM card on a second HP I had brought along from Spore, very convenient, the girl will help you put it in and turn it on right at the counter, the SIM card that is.

Have booked Fortuna Hotel, met the pick up and to the hotel we went. It took about one hour from the Noi Bai airport to Hanoi city centre, was surprised that the city looked quite clean, cleaner than many cities I have been. The driver told me it is a good choice to stay at Fortuna, it is very good hotel because "many girls there". Checked in with no hassle, it says FORTUNA Hotel, the business and entertainment hotel, I am liking what I see already, was told it is owned by Singaporean.

Tried to call bro deptrai to "bao dao" (check-in) but having problem with my phone or coverage. So went to business meeting the whole afternoon and was brought to have dinner at a local buffet restaurant (not sure where it is), but the food was local food with a live band and singer, cost around VND100K (S$10) per person, very reasonable. Went around to get food and tried many new types of food that I have not had before, very tasty. I tried the traditional “pho” soup noodle, but with some type of snail instead of the normal beef. Finished dinner around 9.30pm and went back to hotel. Tried to call bro deptrai, but still having problem, so what to do?

During dinner, was advised by our Vietnamese partner to try out OASIS, just directly across Fortuna, it is the same as Fortuna, but cheaper. So decided to try it out. Went in there, but don't know where it is. Looking lost, a sweet looking waitress from the restaurant came to the rescue and advised to take lift to 5th floor for SPA. Out of the lift to the counter, greeted by two guys, one of them started speaking Vietnamese explaining the services and pricing pointing to the price chart on the wall......before he went longer, I said "wait....you'd better speak English" - and he started smiling, I guess we looked Vietnamese.

Although I don't understand Vietnamese, we could make out what he was trying to say, the pricing chart on the wall was in English and self explanatory. Pricing starts from around VND300K for an hour to around VND750K, depending on how long and the room type. So decided to take a 2-hour VIP package, costs VND525K. This looks a bit expensive from what I have read and heard, but what the heck, I am here to enjoy.

I was brought to a big room, a little bigger than our HDB master bedroom in Singapore. Waiting inside I looked around, it had a Jacuzzi, a single bed and a small "shower" cubicle.....or that was what I thought. The room was not all covered, it had glass windows covered until the height of around 170cm, after that it was clear, allowing someone from outside to see in. After 5 mins, a petite SYT, fair smooth skin, look Chinese (Vietnamese look similar to Chinese) came in and introduced herself speaking in Vietnamese, did a small bowing gesture, very courteous and looked shy. She is young....around 20yo, wore a low cut mini dress. She looked really sexy in the dress. Although she is petite, around 155cm, but her neh-neh looked more than a handful, protruding, spilling out from the bra cup and I could see nice curvature, very inviting. I was mesmerized, out of words, just nodded and smiled with happiness. If anyone had seen me, I would have probably looked like a cat with a big smiling face drooling in front of a succulent fish.

To be continued..............

Sorry for the long delay, something wrong with my account.

Here is part 2.

After that mesmerizing first 5..10..seconds, I finally regained my consciousness and utter “hello” in English, and she just smiled back, very sweet. She started speaking in Vietnamese again, but I could not understand a word, and she started to unbutton my shirt, looking at me smiling all the time. I asked her “what is your name” in English and she just shook her head and smiled. I now knew that she could not understand English at all.

Never mind that, I had invested sometime before coming to Hanoi, to learn some Vietnamese sentences. Thanks to bro uglyman who sent out the Vietnamese language course, it proved to be very useful. I worked out some courage to say “ong ten gi?” with the last word sounding like “zee” and she laughed, she replied something in Vietnamese pointing to herself. I guessed she said her name, but I could not catch what it was, but I was relieved and happy that she understood me, I had probably sounded totally off tune or use the wrong choice of words.

Stripped all out, she gave me a pair of shorts, said something and pointed to the “shower” cubicle. I put on the shorts and went in, it was rather dark inside and had a chair, only fit one person. I sat on the chair and she closed the door, and I heard something was turned on. A stream of hot steam came out from somewhere, don’t know where. Now I realized that it was a sauna. I am very “sua gu”, only been to communal sauna where there is a burning hot stone thingy in the middle and you pour water to create the steam.

The steam was getting hotter and hotter and very very hot, I was sweating like I was running a marathon in Sahara dessert, except that it was humid, wanted to adjust the heat/steam, but don’t know where, everything was covered by steam, could not see anything, hard to breathe. After about 5 mins, could not “tahan” anymore and went out. I was greeted with that sweet smile again and pointed me to lie on the bed, so I did.

For the next 45mins or so, she coated me with some scrubbing gel and working through my body from neck to toe, one limb at a time, excluding the private part, I still had the shorts on. She then rubbed all over with warm towel, felt very “shiok”.

As we both chicken and duck, I tried to break the silence, I asked in English “How old are you?”, pointing to her. Again, she responded with only smile. Then I blurted …… muoi tam, muoi chin, hai muoi? Ooh..what a sweet return, she pointed to herself and said “hai muoi” with a shy expression in the face, she understood me, she is 20. I tried many other questions but to no avail.

After the scrubbing, she guided me to the Jacuzzi, bathed, shampooed, cleaned my whole body. She did everything standing outside of the tub as she was trying not to get her clothes wet. From what I have read in the forum, I understand that FJ is not offered in massage place like this. But I still wished that she would take all off and jump in with me, which I knew would not happen.

To be continued…………………..

[bitbat]

Part 3.


After the bath, she handed me a towel and helped me to dry up and a new pair of shorts to put on and guided me back to the massage bed. For the next 40 mins or so, there was nothing to shout about. The massage was so-so, below average if compared to traditional Thai massage. She worked from head to toe and finally to the head again, the small head. My didi was happily woken up from sleep.

Noticing my didi, she dimmed the light, sat tight close beside me and started teasing it with her hand and looking at me seeking for approval to proceed. She gave me a tight hug and I kissed her soft lips, very sensual, but felt that she is not very experienced. I took her hand and slid it under the shorts and she proceeded happily to work. My hands started to roam around, she did not resist at all.

She has a pair of fantastic neh-neh, firm and quite a handful. After roaming for a while, I pulled down and peeled off a little bit of her bra. She has small perky nipples, nice and soft to the touch, I like, I like! My hands continued roaming down, but I could feel that she did not feel that comfortable when my hand went down under her skirt, so I did not roam to south anymore, but concentrated the adventure in the north.

I also tried to slide off her bra strap from the shoulder, but she took my hand away. From time to time I noticed she looked out the window as if afraid that someone would be watching, not sure why.

Sad to say that her HJ skill was not very good, lack of experience, I gestured her to use her mouth but she shook her head, I guess BJ is not allowed either. After a while, my didi screamed spewing all out, what a fantastic feeling, despite her lack of experience.

She led me to the shower to clean up, and helped me put on my clothes. I gave her VND200K, gave her a big hug and kiss in the mouth. She looked very happy and led me back to lobby waiting area and where my friends were already waiting. We paid and went back to the hotel.

It was now around 11.45pm, decided to check out BOSS KTV at Fortuna. Went in and felt that it was rather crowded, people just walking in and out, but most important of all, many many girls. All the sofa seats were already taken. Looking unfamiliar with the environment, my eyes were rolling checking out the scene, I was approached by a gal, around 24yo, had a shoulder length curls, she pointed to the bar and said in English “We sit at bar?”

[deptrai4u]

Calling all bruddders who where in hanoi recently and enjoyed the stay here... PLEASE SUBMIT UR FR!!!

[Botarbolampar]

Originally Posted by deptrai4u

Calling all bruddders who where in hanoi recently and enjoyed the stay here... PLEASE SUBMIT UR FR!!!

Commander deptrai, fall in your bros and do inspection. Hahahahaha.

[raverboy]

Originally Posted by bitbat

... I worked out some courage to say “ong ten gi?” with the last word sounding like “zee” and she laughed, she replied something in Vietnamese pointing to herself...

I think you asked her for her name using a pronoun that one would normally use with a man older than you

[deptrai4u]

Originally Posted by raverboy

I think you asked her for her name using a pronoun that one would normally use with a man older than you

I think that is a good technique.

Ong Ten Gi - Hey uncle, what's your name?

Em Ten Gi - Hey dear, what's your name?

Of course one can choose to be technically correct to use Em Ten Gi and then she will respond "Em ten la .... whatever".

However, I think the effect is even better when our dear Bro us "Ong Ten Gi.. " Immediately that results in a laugh by the girl and I can tell u this... what probably goes on in the girls head is "Oh boy.. he is so cute. He must be new in town... he sure has plan to stay here long and even just learn some bad Vietnamese... he is my BIG Fish for the day!"

Let me relate a story to you... I have a Singapore friend working in Vietnam for 12 years already, he speaks fluent and accurate Vietnamese. His name is WC I speak broken Vietnamese (similar to American speaking Mandarin in those Jackie Chan movies). So 1 day a Indonesian friend, his name Ray, visited Hanoi and 3 of us went out to paint the town red at night.

next day while having lunch.. Ray commented "I must learn to speak Vietnamese like Deptrai.. so much fun we can have with the girls if we can speak their language!".

And WC commented.. "Aiyah, his Vietnamese only a few girls can understand la. his words mostly out of tune one!"

And I commented : "Yah lor, WC is right. Ray, u have 2 choices: #1 learn broken Vietnamese from me and have all the fun u want... #2 learn precision Viet from WC and end up no gf like him!"

In conclusion, after partying in hanoi for 4 years now.. i have learnt what Viet girls liked:

#1 Foreigner.. a bit fat type is good. What is ugly in Singapore context is probably their hero image in hanoi. What is Handsome in Singapore context may not necessary be handsome in Vietnam.

#2 Personality .. the relax and joker types preferred. If u are the serious type, they find u boring! Always smile and do all kind of silly things to make them laugh.

#3 Married .. Even if u are single, u MUST tell them u married, otherwise they think something must be wrong with you. If u are married, they like u a lot more. Better still that u have kids.

#4 Broken Vietnamese ... speak some broken Vietnamese. If u can tell some silly jokes in broken Vietnamese, even better still. If u can quote some Chinese Proverbs in broken Vietnamese, u are their hero already.

#5 Loves road side food. If u have to eat Singapore food or Malaysian food in restaurants all the time, then u likely miss a lot of fun. Before u come Hanoi, remove ur stomach, replace with a washing machine. And let the girls take u to their favourite eating place and enjoy!

#6 Non-ABC : Alligator Buaya Crocodile (ABC). Even though viet girls' sex drive are very very high, they may access the quality of a guy from his behaviour when they first got in bed with them. If the moment u jump in bed with them (under non commercial arrangements) and u started doing ur things.. they know they have u under their control. If u do nothing and let them make their moves and u even try a bit to reject them.. u are then in control.

Just my VND2,000 worth of experience...

[WhatTheHack]

Hi GudMorning Bro Deptrai,

Your advice is definitely worth for newbies like me about to cheong Hanoi a chance to prepare ourselves for a relax and fun holiday...my salute to you !!!! I have been trying to pick few words now and then...but very difficult to remember the words....

have been saying for a while now for the trip but still no chance yet. ..can't finish my workload cos of my boss...

[Botarbolampar]

Originally Posted by deptrai4u

#1 Foreigner.. a bit fat type is good. What is ugly in Singapore context is probably their hero image in hanoi. What is Handsome in Singapore context may not necessary be handsome in Vietnam.
#2 Personality .. the relax and joker types preferred. If u are the serious type, they find u boring! Always smile and do all kind of silly things to make them laugh.
#3 Married .. Even if u are single, u MUST tell them u married, otherwise they think something must be wrong with you. If u are married, they like u a lot more. Better still that u have kids.
#4 Broken Vietnamese ... speak some broken Vietnamese. If u can tell some silly jokes in broken Vietnamese, even better still. If u can quote some Chinese Proverbs in broken Vietnamese, u are their hero already.
#5 Loves road side food. If u have to eat Singapore food or Malaysian food in restaurants all the time, then u likely miss a lot of fun. Before u come Hanoi, remove ur stomach, replace with a washing machine. And let the girls take u to their favourite eating place and enjoy!
#6 Non-ABC : Alligator Buaya Crocodile (ABC). Even though viet girls' sex drive are very very high, they may access the quality of a guy from his behaviour when they first got in bed with them. If the moment u jump in bed with them (under non commercial arrangements) and u started doing ur things.. they know they have u under their control. If u do nothing and let them make their moves and u even try a bit to reject them.. u are then in control. Just my VND2,000 worth of experience...

Hahahahaha.........bro deptrai, all the above is me. Are you talking about me. Kekekekeke.
(#6) I learn from your posting n tried it in Hanoi on the Saigon Beer Promoter. It works wonder.
After she took me on her motorbike round Hanoi lakes. We had coffee n I manage to make her understand
with my broken viet language that I'm flying back tomoro. She willing to follow me back hotel n help me to pack my clothing.
Hehehehehe you know I know, it's not about packing but bonking.

Mot Hai Ba Yo........Mot Hai Ba Yo.......Mot Hai Ba Yo. 3 cheers to bro deptrai, you the man in Hanoi.