Ode To RealEstateGuy - Page 7

goodpartner · #91 01-03-2012, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by HCKing

he hates all foreign pros cos he got cheated by them b4. as a form of revenge he keeps condemning bros who pay for sex on the pretext of advocating morality but is in actual fact hoping to see them pros lose their customers and close shop go home.

Now, that's his hidden agenda! Makes perfect sense!

LoL...

Bradday REG, let's talk sense here. Nothing wrong with your theory of "good vs evil" and "truth hurts" blah blah. What's freaking wrong is that YOU are simply not qualified AND respected enough to preach those ideas.

Cum'on, let's face it, you know what a clown you've made yourself to be in this forum with that nick and your highclass maid shit. Don't tell me you don't know that in order to get audience to your preaching, you have to first be CREDIBLE yourself?

Explain to us, why don't you start a NEW nick and protray yourself to be a decent guy, saying all the politically correct stuffs, then start preaching the "good vs evil, truth hurts" craps?

EXPLAIN: WHY do you have to stick with this LUNATIC nick call REG which has a bad history of failed whoremongering and then end up in this controversial situation?

Do you know your sub-consious motives? Unlikely, and that's where we as braddays here trying to help by awakening you - poor thing.

Apocalypse · #92 01-03-2012, 12:51 AM

REG is a classic character. no matter how you poke him or say about him, at most he say some muttering, but he is cold, distant and emotionless which is puts him in a class of his own. He won't get to a point that he goes out of control, he doesn't leave any clues who he is which is well hidden under the braddah and ah bengs.

He is not preaching morality, he is justifying what he doing because the more you become the evil, the more you talk about it outwardly. Once a while, he throw in one of these "I am bored of maids" post which surprisingly die off very quickly. He tweak his character to what irritate bros, and the more ppl are irritated and talk directly back at him, the more excited he is. But when I elavated the morality for him, he calls me a cult leader and ignores me every since.

Everybody cracks, so before he cracks like how WWE wrestlers change from bad guy to good guy, just "enjoy" his rantings, and ignore him while it lasts.

HCKing · #93 01-03-2012, 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by goodpartner

Now, that's his hidden agenda! Makes perfect sense!

Yeah bro. his "Post-KC syndrome" isnt uncommon as we have witnessed quite a few of these cases among the numerous sob stories shared in the Matters of the Heart section. There is, in fact, another lunatic fall guy wreaking havoc in the HFJ thread now, creating countless clones and making them talk to one another.

but what's the point of doing all these? Can their time be put to better use? Whatever shit they do will never change the fact that they r still losers in the KC games. In fact, the more shits they do the more it reinforces that they are not only losers, but BIG losers. The only time they will cease to be losers is the time they wake up from their dreams and move on with their precious lives.

Phantom · #94 01-03-2012, 03:17 AM

Ahhhh, woke up to take a piss. As the stream hits the bowl, I saw the bubbles forming and bursting, somehow, I thought of my Bitch REG. And Here I am

Another Ode To RealEstateGuy

Background : Once upon a time, REG had an or maybe still have, an imaginary relationship, with an imaginary High Class Maid. The imaginary High Class Maid wrote an imaginary blog about her imaginary relationship with REG.

Lily Allen's muse psychically picked up on the imaginary blog from the realm where such imaginary things are picked up, giving Lily Allen her inspiration for her now should be well know song about REG - Fuck You. Lily Allen also wrote another song about REG - Not Fair, which is what I will share with you all today.

Lyrics as follow in Red. My musings in Blue. For best laughter effect, go down, click the play, and come back up to read the lyrics and musings. Hope you have as much fun as I have listening and reading

Not Fair Lyrics - Lily Allen.

Oh, he treats me with respect, he says he loves me all the time (NewAndLost?)
He calls me fifteen times a day, he likes to make sure that I'm fine (Clingy and Needy, also known as REG)
You know I've never met a man who's made me feel quite so secure (She means a fktard insecure control freak)
He's not like all them other boys, they're all so dumb and immature (If he was like them all other boys, there won't be this song, and I won't be doing this post, and we won't all be laughing mwahahahahahah)

There's just one thing that's getting in the way (It's really actually a very very very very very small pesky thing)
When we go up to bed, you're just no good, it's such a shame (What do you expect, its already a very very small pesky thing)
I look into your eyes, I want to get to know you (To know him, take a piss, look the bubbles forming and bursting. Voila, you know REG now)
And then you make this noise and it's apparent it's all over (American Pie, Anyone ? HighClassMaid, HighClassMaid, don't go......)

It's not fair and I think you're really mean (She thinks it, we know it, due to chip on shoulder misplaced in ass)
I think you're really mean, I think you're really mean (Sometimes, saying it once or twice is not enough, especially to REG, who pretends to see no evil, hear no evil about himself)
Oh, you're suppose to care (He's supposes himself a morality beacon, we know where that gets him)
But you never make me scream, you never make me scream (He screams and screeches all day, due to constipation and extra extra small asshole, also accounting why he is always so full of crap)

Oh, it's not fair and it's really not okay (You were an imaginary HighClassMaid, how was he supposed to know he was to come after he puts it in?)
It's really not okay, it's really not okay (He watched porn, figured out how to do it correctly. But tried and fail, and tried and fail.......)
Oh, you're supposed to care
But all you do is take, yeah, all you do is take (He tried to give, but could never make it in time)

Oh, I lie here in the wet patch in the middle of the bed (Its only a very small patch, dripping from very small pesky thing, in the process of extraordinary acute premature not even ejaculation, more like drip drip drip....)
I'm feeling pretty damn hard done by, I spent ages giving head (Got a zap saying I was gay lover. I think that means REG is gay and giving head now)
Then I remember all the nice things that you ever said to me (Imaginary HighClassMaid first relationship, nothing to compare with. Then the maid found out panty liners and dumped REG)
Maybe I'm just overreacting, maybe you're the one for me (REG dumped, singing to the panty liner)

There's just one thing that's getting in the way
When we go up to bed, you're just no good, it's such a shame
I look into your eyes, I want to get to know you
And then you make this noise and it's apparent it's all over

It's not fair and I think you're really mean
I think you're really mean, I think you're really mean
Oh, you're supposed to care
But you never make me scream, you never make me scream

Oh, it's not fair and it's really not okay
It's really not okay, it's really not okay
Oh, you're supposed to care
But all you do is take, yeah, all you do is take

There's just one thing that's getting in the way
When we go up to bed, you're just no good, it's such a shame
I look into your eyes, I want to get to know you
And then you make this noise and it's apparent it's all over

It's not fair and I think you're really mean
I think you're really mean, I think you're really mean
Oh, you're supposed to care
But you never make me scream, you never make me scream

Oh, it's not fair and it's really not okay
It's really not okay, it's really not okay
Oh, you're supposed to care
But all you do is take, yeah, all you do is take

There are 2 things I want to share that has connections with REG. To cover my tracks, I will just say some parts of SG Society has picked up Fuck You, You My Bitch, and laughing at my bitch.

Is that why you mad now, my poor little traumatised bitch ? If being 'evil' means having this much fun with you, who wants to be not 'evil' ? You have to try harder, much harder. Cause if you don't, you will just be -

SisTah. REG. You. My. Bitch.

Johnston · #95 01-03-2012, 05:56 AM

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Originally Posted by RealEstateGuy

Braddah, this whole thread is cup of shat. Lynch mob mentality when Ah Bengs have no clue what talking about. .

BRADDAH you spelling SHIT as SHAT and you actually know WTF a Lynch Mob is!!!!

OMG lah Braddah you sure you a whiteboy or a nigger? You not an psuedo american or something like that BRADDAH???

You see lah, singpaore ah beng or other singaporean spell SHIT as SHIT not SHAT, and confirm most SGporean ask then what "Lynch Mob" they say "SImi lan sai lah"??

BRADDAH you sure you not a Ah Beng sucking Ang Moh Dick secretly but openly you blast singpaorean BRADDAH?

So sad lah braddah, every day you living a lie.....

Johnston · #96 01-03-2012, 06:03 AM

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Originally Posted by sinner1234

To me, everyone MAY be a loser bcos you are all wasting your precious time going in merry go rounds.
There will be no winner and even if you do win... errr.... so what? ;p

Yes BRADAH there are no real winner or loser on the internet but then when you "win" on the internet your balls get happy .... sama sama watching a movie lah... play computer game lah.... balls happy onny....

REG is a fun tool and diversion for us , just like s.b.f is a great place to relax after work....

Braddah you unnerstand or not lah ,brada?

sinner1234 · #97 01-03-2012, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Johnston

Yes BRADAH there are no real winner or loser on the internet but then when you "win" on the internet your balls get happy .... sama sama watching a movie lah... play computer game lah.... balls happy onny....

REG is a fun tool and diversion for us , just like s.b.f is a great place to relax after work....

Braddah you unnerstand or not lah ,brada?

Dear Bro Johnston,

Hmmm. to me a true winner is one who is able to let the other party see your your point and perhaps come to a consensus through "healthy debates" without all the name callings. BUT... this is just my personal thought yah.....

The "winning" that may result from this thingy is just that REG "packs up" and goes..... so i meant wht happens if one really wins?....after the win, one may feel empty yah ;p... everyday one hounds for REG... when he really is gone..... some part of the body may feel weird... ;p

It's just my humble opinion that even though it's a free world in this "virtual" world.... some basic..... humanity can still be reflected.... and lines are not crossed...... i personally detest going into a name calling session (perhaps of my limited vocab ;p) and YES.. a f@#$%&G disclosure of the other party's info when he/she did not do it out of his/her own accord.

I understand your point....... just that.... to me it's a "merry-go-round".... same old soup.... just that some of ingredients changes nia........... if the other party cannot see my point..... or does not engage in healthy debates in return....... i'm out of it.... no point....... ;p.... i'm not sounding "high handed" here yah............. it's just my humble opinion..........

I'm a newbie here and does have much to learn from you guys though ;p.........

I do not have the "face" that big to get everyone to lay down their arms and embrace each other.......... BUT i do wish that we can "there are... people dying..... if you care enough for the living.... make a better place for you n for me...." ;p

Gd day to ya....

Ps: I'm just a frail little brat.... ;p..... you can ignore me if you feel i am "crap"

.......... any healthy debate... i do welcome though... ;p

Ichigo_Kurosaki · #98 01-03-2012, 09:38 AM

High Class Braddah REG is actually a harmless entertaining chap. Although we have a long history of playing with paper cutters, I quite admire him cos of his impressive "never-say-die attitude " and his immortality property of respawning himself staying above 23.

He is in this forum for a reason and he WILL BE here for a long, longg, longgg, longggggggggggggggggggggggggggg time growing old and evolving with this forum

We are merely shooting arrows at Optimus Prime.

sinner1234 · #99 01-03-2012, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Ichigo_Kurosaki

High Class Braddah REG is actually a harmless entertaining chap. Although we have a long history of playing with paper cutters, I quite admire him cos of his impressive "never-say-die attitude " and his immortality property of respawning himself staying above 23.

He is in this forum for a reason and he WILL BE here for a long, longg, longgg, longggggggggggggggggggggggggggg time growing old and evolving with this forum

Correct or not? Boss Sam?

Morning Bro IK,

"harmless"? ;p ...... wah if the other party is "harmful".... guess you will come out with all guns blazing ....and the guy will be "poof".. gone in a flash..... ;p............. means you have not show your true skills yet la.... now is only 1/100 nia...... "the master" indeed ;p

Well..... if he really is gone........... there will be some "crying" out for him yah... ;p. do not take things for "granted" ..... ;p

hahha.. just crapping away.... ;p

gd day to ya.

Ichigo_Kurosaki · #**100** 01-03-2012, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by sinner1234

...... wah if the other party is "harmful".... ;p

Who huh?

And as the saying goes: No smoke without fire.... I just cannot comprehend some people act as if he is sacrificing himself for a greater cause as like those suicide bombers who anticipates an eternity of bliss in the company of virgins. They cannot be said to be sacrificing themselves for a greater cause, but merely exchanging one “pleasure” for another “pleasure” or profiteering as like any commercial ventures.

Anyway, I am just a normal Hokkein Pek reading my daily Shin Min tabloid and enjoying my Kopi-O

sinner1234 · #**101** 01-03-2012, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Ichigo_Kurosaki

Who huh?

And as the saying goes: No smoke without fire.... I just cannot comprehend some people act as if he is sacrificing himself for a greater cause as like those suicide bombers who anticipates an eternity of bliss in the company of virgins. They cannot be said to be sacrificing themselves for a greater cause, but merely exchanging one “pleasure” for another “pleasure” or profiteering as like any commercial ventures.

maybe "Me"? ;p

sinner1234 · #**102** 01-03-2012, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Ichigo_Kurosaki

Who huh?

And as the saying goes: No smoke without fire.... I just cannot comprehend some people act as if he is sacrificing himself for a greater cause as like those suicide bombers who anticipates an eternity of bliss in the company of virgins. They cannot be said to be sacrificing themselves for a greater cause, but merely exchanging one “pleasure” for another “pleasure” or profiteering as like any commercial ventures.

Maybe "Me". ;p

True...... i cannot stand tht too... maciam act like sage... to save mankind.... kaozzz save ownself first bah.......

Agree on the suicide bombers take. well.......... guess they are too deep into the "dark" side of the world........... to the point of no return liao.....

Well.. in this world... simi tomy dicky hairy also hv............. simi @#$% ppl also hv.... ;p.. i have met my share... and i admit i was no match for them........ learning defensive skills now (sad to say.... aging through these yrs then pick up some kacang puteh defensive skill ;p).............
;p

Ichigo_Kurosaki · #**103** 01-03-2012, 10:02 AM

Yaloh

Btw, I have an inter-firms soccer tournment coming soon, can I pick you up to go buy a new pair of soccer boot cos I long time no play soccer liao and don't know which boot looks nice on the field for a duck feet, lousy, cannot run, over-weight and out of breath player like myself

I will definately not be looking at the soccer ball nor trying to score but will focus on the cheer leaders SYT meimei and their balls instead

sinner1234 · #**104** 01-03-2012, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Ichigo_Kurosaki

Yaloh

Btw, I have a inter-banks soccer tournment coming soon, can I pick you up to go buy a new pair of soccer boot cos I long time no play soccer liao and don't know which boot is nice to look for a duck feet, lousy, cannot run, out of breath player like myself

hahah.... "sharpening my knife" now.... ;p. i intro one addidas predator 999.... it cost $999 nia la... super duper limited edition... worn by christiano ronaldo's grandfather's dream..........

kk... craps aside..........

Firstly, you need to wear a few times first to get used to the new boot yah... else tournament time... you are likely to get blisters as it is an unused boot.........

Dnt just buy and wear it for tht one time nia yah...........

Well.... queensway is the best place..... i dnt mind going.... ;p....

Ichigo_Kurosaki · #**105** 01-03-2012, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by sinner1234

hahah.... "sharpening my knife" now.... ;p. i intro one addidas predator 999.... it cost $999 nia la... super duper limited edition... worn by christiano ronaldo's grandfather's dream..........

kk... craps aside..........

Firstly, you need to wear a few times first to get used to the new boot yah... else tournament time... you are likely to get blisters as it is an unused boot.........

Dnt just buy and wear it for tht one time nia yah...........

Well.... queensway is the best place..... i dnt mind going.... ;p....

Cost of boot is secondary cos the company paying for it

I do not forsee myself doing lotsof running up and down or chasing after the ball, more like part of the greenery landscape in the field. I bet the soccer referee does more running than me

I will just walk a bit and wait for 45mins, relac and rest and up like a tree again for next 45mins