Bernice - Housing Agent

[want0nmee]

Originally Posted by beruehen

Before sending her home go Pasir Ris Park first?

tampines also got park. haha. or maybe he do in car

[guyorgirl]

Originally Posted by beruehen

Before sending her home go Pasir Ris Park first?

NO LA! I'M GENTLEMAN OKAY!

Originally Posted by want0nmee

tampines also got park. haha. or maybe he do in car

You all hor, damn script writers leh, no lah! I never do anything, honest! This whole story nothing, leads to nothing also. HAHAHAHAHA!

[guyorgirl]

Good day all, finally can breathe better but still.....

Enjoy, more blue ahead!


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B(ernice): Oh but I don't want to trouble you.

A princess would have already grabbed the offer and demanded I send her home.






gog: It's okay, you help me find a nice house and get a good price.

B: I need to get breakfast for my kids first.

Wow, this mother is very family oriented.








B: I need to get some bread will do.

gog: There's a bakery in the basement.

B: Oh.

I led the way and brought her down. She took a while and finally bought a few pieces of bread.







B: There. I'm done.

gog: Let's go, I'm parked in the carpark at the interchange.

Bernice quietly walked next to me and we didn't talk much, at least I don't remember we did.

Reaching the carpark I gestured to Bernice that I'm parked the other side and we walked on.

Nothing dramatic, got into the car and headed down towards PIE.






gog: Which part of tampines?

B: Near xxx.

gog: Isn't that...

B: Yes.

gog: Condo XX, right?

Bernice nodeed. Woah... when can I be retrenched and still stay in a condo?

[guyorgirl]

Short one, tad busy. Will see if can update again later.



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gog: Not bad.

B: My husband paid most of it.

gog: Good, can he pay for my HDB?

We laughed. It was the first time I see her laugh without hesitation or any form of unnaturalness.

She looked relaxed now that business talk is over.





gog: So how many kids you have?

Her WA photo shows 2, I knew and I'm just trying to break the ice further.




B: I got two! Very naughty ones. Boy and girl.

gog: So young already two?

REALLY, I'm not trying to flirt but it came out naturally.

[want0nmee]

Originally Posted by guyorgirl

REALLY, I'm not trying to flirt but it came out naturally.

yes we understand. trying to break the ice...
break the 冰山 and 挖啊挖啊挖

[DowntownWest]

Originally Posted by want0nmee

yes we understand. trying to break the ice...
break the 冰山 and 挖啊挖啊挖

Later will 挖 other things

[guyorgirl]

Originally Posted by want0nmee

yes we understand. trying to break the ice...
break the 冰山 and 挖啊挖啊挖

Wah lao.. my good name, sullied by you all, I very sad liao la!!!

Originally Posted by DowntownWest

Later will 挖 other things

Dot dot dot... I am like that one meh? Why you all always doubt me de.

[guyorgirl]

Good day all, a bit tied today, going home now so sit in the car fulfill my daily quota first. Hehehe...

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B(ernice): Haha.. no la... not young already.

gog: Your boy is older, looks like what, 7?

B: 8. Very cheeky and naughty.

gog: You're what? 20 when you got married?

I was REALLY trying to make small talk, not flirt, and the best way to make small talk is exaggerated comments like ladies' age.






B: HAHAHAHAHA

Bernice laughed out super loud.





B: NO LA! I got married at 25, I had my boy at 26. I look so young meh?

gog: Yeah, you don't look like above 30s. I was thinking you're like a young mother! Surprised you already have 2 kids.

B: Thank you. Haha.

Reached her condo and dropped her off.







B: I will update you again, okay?

gog: Okay.

Went home and didn't think much about it, just want to sleep. Tired already.

Friday evening I got a message from Bernice.





B: Hey, I found some HDBs, looks ideal and matches your criteria. Are you free to take a look?

gog: When?

B: Tomorrow noon are you free? I got 3 houses at xx area, high floors, near carpark and lift access.

gog: You send me the location, I'll meet you there.

B: Sure!

Bernice very dutifully sent me a link to DropBox, an excel document. Before I could do anything, she messaged me again.

[JBlunt]

I honestly believe you have 9 inches. Damn!

Originally Posted by guyorgirl

Good day all, a bit tied today, going home now so sit in the car fulfill my daily quota first. Hehehe...

[guyorgirl]

Originally Posted by JBlunt

I honestly believe you have 9 inches. Damn!

9 inches?!? I don’t have !!! I disclaim before I’m not long, but thickness wise yes. lol 9” exist only in porn ba

[guyorgirl]

Goooood day! Very good nobody cb me yesterday. Keep it up!


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B(ernice): I sent you the listings, you take a look, I'll meet you at 4pm tomorrow at XX.

I didn't reply Bernice, but I powered on my computer, opened up the link using my PC and did a surrounding check on google map.

Checking every unit, I looked at the map, nearby facilities, amenties, distance to carpark and did some homework. Added on a few more columns, NTUC, coffeeshop etc. Food is important!

Went to bed after doing homework. 7 early, 8 early... *DING*





B: Reminder, I'll see you at 4pm later!

She is really enthusiastic about her work. I particularly don't like to do sales in any form especially housing or property as the work usually starts only after office hours or weekends.

I merely replied her 'OK' and went on with my things. Time came and went, I left house and reached at 3.45pm.

Tok-tok-tok.

I saw a knuckle leaving prints on my window as I engaged 'P' and off'd my engine. Sigh, I HATE people touching my car.

[timeliness]

So you knock her up since she knocked on your car windows?

[Fabil]

Wah bro, this kind best leh.. young milf eager to please.. now i also wanna buy house..

[junior_cannibal]

Usually the new and younger sales person in most trades are more enthusiastic and responsive. The older and more successful ones will be more picky and less responsive.
This Bernice though not young, joined the trade late thus need to pluck up.